Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Who's not questioning that the school has had their child for the past 3 days? Usually they're there for 7-8 hours unless they have practice after school. You can tell Trump never paid any attention to how schos work for his 5 kids. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Pretending not to know someone engaged to his son up until 2 years ago, who's spoken in primetime at the RNC, and is actively one of his ambassadors is crazy work. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Bold statement for a guy that has Ashley Furniture and Lovesac bookmarked in his Favorites. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He seems like the type that says "War of Northern Aggression." 020 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is why you need a diverse group in the room to get different perspectives. I give some benefit of the doubt that a company owned by Nike is probably not intending to push white supremacy but yeesh. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Definitely a beautiful ship, though probably not the best option for bounty hunting. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I liked the part where he said he can't breathe. I hope he manifests that soon. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Cheaters gonna cheat. Don't tell us there's 1 second remaining on a clock the crowd can't see. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026That seems like pretty poor media literacy from the *checks notes* Department of Education. 010 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ugh, I was hoping this day wouldn't happen for a long time. I got Michael Jackson on my birthday and I guess my oldest just got Dolly Parton on his. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This one rotted a long time ago and should be switched out. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Suggest repurposing the land for one of his golf courses for a data center and see how he reacts. 010 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I think Mitch is still alive but he's far too gone mentally to do any part of his job. They're going to try to Feinstein him across the finish line. 060 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026IDK why I thought of it, but this chart also holds true with Winston Churchill. He followed Hoover by about 3 months in both birth and death. Someone in the OP's replies also pointed out that Hoover died the same day Kamala Harris was born: October 20, 1964. 070 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026He somehow looks like 3 of the Kids in the Hall at once. 21501 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The other day I came across one of his supporters use "dumass" while talking about woke Hollywood in my local FB group and I thought, "Hey, I actually found one of the people Trump has been talking about." 090 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Just because the announcement went out at 2am doesn't mean the incident was in the middle of the night. There's probably a few hour gap between the incident and the announcement 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I just turned 46 and it was an old property when I was a kid. I'd say younger people wouldn't know about Tom and Jerry if it weren't for the movie a few years ago. We've lived so long that George Jetson is canonically turning 4 at the end of this month. 050 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 15/06/2026She seems to be in good health since Newt hasn't left her yet. 080 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If they're Targaryens then they're taking about their shared desire to sleep with family members. 010 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026My Homer is not a communist! He may be a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a 🌽 star. 010 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If he meets the conditions of his trust that he gets half when he turned 30 then he should be able to use what's available despite his crimes. Now if he was trying to take from an inheritance paid upon his parents' deaths or the family trust then absolutely not. 040 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 25/05/2026What if Skynet never meant to launch the nukes but it just encountered a government agency acronym it couldn't handle and hallucinated? 020 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I also like that they pointed out that Elon's stand-in had 17 children to really drive home the point. 070 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Maybe I shouldn't have said multiple times without remembering all the specific incidents but there was a point during an African summit where he did appear to fall asleep. Regardless, there's an irony to Trump calling Biden Sleepy Joe given how many times that rotten orange falls asleep. 130 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 11/05/2026"Apparently squeezing the working and middle classes financially like a turnip has some consequences we don't like." 020 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Biden did appear to fall asleep a few times but it wasn't nearly this often. 110 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 11/05/2026It's hard to outdo classics like "They're turning the frogs gay!" with satire and should remain up anyway. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Earlier today I Googled "Obi-Two" for the thing where Ewan McGregor's brother had that as a call sign inthe RAF bc I saw someone comment about that. AI overview said it was true. First result past that was a link to a video of Ewan himself saying it wasn't true. 060 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 07/05/2026It's Woodford Reserve, which leads to the question, just what is Woodford Reserve doing? 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Kids today will never understand the pain of being Rickrolled by Goatse before Rickrolling was a thing. 040 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Probably nothing since Grogu is about Melania's age. 150 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I played the hell out of that game on PS2 and all I had to do was beat Sin at the end but my roommate accidentally overwrote the memory card. It was my PlayStation. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I miss the days where paying attention to what the president was doing on a given day was an optional thing rather than being subjected to it multiple times a day. His narcissism is so deep he needs us to think about him constantly. 060 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I never noticed the guy in that meme kind of looks like Ted Cruz before he had a beard. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I won't pretend I don't drive over the speed limit but if I racked up $36,000 in fines in 4 years I would reconsider that habit. 0220 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 27/04/2026For an administration that consistently throws out vile and hateful rhetoric with reckless abandon they sure can't take it when people are mean back. 0143 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026This current crop makes me miss Baghdad Bob. He was at least entertaining. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026You're not looking forward to fine food fare like Goop Soup or vagina-scented candies? 010 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I thought this administration LOVED coal. Trump used to talk about it all the time when he needed those votes. 070 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Given the context of the whole picture it appears to be Lady Liberty dressed in combat gear and adorned in angel wings. 000 0
Baker @theryanbaker.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Why does Tyler Harris look like Mirror Universe John Hodgman? 000 0
