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@therrak.bsky.social
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I skip breakfast and get Dibella's when they open at 10am.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The knots people tie themselves into. "Duh, genocide bad, but did you know not wanting to be genocide is also genocide?" No it's not, dumbest. Fuck you
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seems they haven't caught up to eastern horsodoxy yet.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's not even noon yet. Nobody wants to hear that shit. Who even let these dorks off of campus.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It'd be embarrassing to retreat to your doomsday bunker then get ate by your security team when things got a little tight.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Perfect setup for a raycon ad.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lamest version of roko's basilisk
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Somebody hide this from the rest of Ohio, they're already insufferable with the whole OH-IO thing
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don't know shit about IQ, but it's always a red flag in conversations because the person usually bringing it up seems like they're just trying to feel superior to another person or group of people
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What, about the potato fucking? Yeah...
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wouldn't this be more of a Russell's potato fucker situation? Schrodinger's potato fucker would be someone locking Billy Zane in a box with a potato. He would both be fucking and not fucking the potato, and we wouldn't know which is true until we opened the box and caught him in the act.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
With Seth Rogan?
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't even think this one of our top 5 food crimes.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I mean, if she really wanted to start some shit, she'd call the capellans the best faction.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That's the kind of daily affirmation I could use.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Divayth Fyr would approve of this.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You just described Main Street Donuts in 2016 in Chico, California.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Beavis and Butthead Laughing
ALT: Beavis and Butthead Laughing
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
NNN is getting out of hand
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What did she pivot to, racism?
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't need to make someone up to shit my pants. I can just do it. I guess I'm just built different... with IBS.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is the third in your RP dressed a s a mountie, maybe kind of stupid?
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
There's a person who replied to that post who was claiming they have to dodge bikes that weave into their lane all the time. If that's true, they need to slow the hell down and keep a better eye on the traffic around them. It's ridiculous some of the claims these people make.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
With that amount of debt, you should be considered too big to fail.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
How is it Sammy Hagar is like 78 and looks like someone's middle aged dad, and Billy Corgan is 59 and looks like nosferatu?
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Some betrayals hit harder.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The last time I saw Iggy Pop was at the Polaris Amphitheater in 1997. He tried to do a stage dive and the people parted like the Red Sea for Moses. I guess no one wanted to catch a sweaty, 50 year old junky.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Sorry
ALT: Sorry
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'll never play minecraft until my inventory can look like that. o7
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well, time is relative, lunch time doubly so.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not endorsing this unless Circe is considered an antagonist.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Pickles are serious business, apparently
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My nephew has been using "why are you acting like a child" when he's being a petulant little shit. Yelling about unhealthy relationship with social media while on social media kind of feels like that.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I thought Snagglepuss was the bottom cat.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Only after Taco Bell
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sure if you like feathers on your toasted sub...
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I hope he did it as opera man.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I walk like that when I have to poop, too.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Depends on how close they are to Kevin Bacon
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just letting the fish know it's a construction zone.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Kind of hard for kalshi to send the feds after you when you're in a flying saucer on the other side of the moon
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hope the dog is okay.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Cincinnati featuring the skyline chili 4-way is cursed.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fucking Sphinx ass quote.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Cybergoth Dance Party
ALT: Cybergoth Dance Party
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jeff Morrow as Exeter from This Island Earth. He is an alien that looks mostly human, but with stark white hair and a large forehead, nay, a fivehead.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Was the church wearing its high vis gear?
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Leaving 1 star reviews for muvrs who refuse to muv my grand piano.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Probably would have been fine if you used au jus.
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Random Oaf @therrak.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
When you have to go, you have to go.
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