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@therowdyhyena.bsky.social
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32 yo pierced and tattooed hairy fat guy • 💍: @shyish.dog • asexual • leftist • shiny pokemon hunter • occasional irl nsfw (always labeled)

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Cooper the Puppy Slut @ad.shyish.dog · 04/10/2026
Definitely got a little riled up while setting him up~
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Cooper the Puppy Slut @ad.shyish.dog · 04/10/2026
Got something fun (and big~) in the mail today. Genuinely impressive work, going to love having him around
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Cooper Puppyheart @shyish.dog · 05/10/2026
It's Toffee's 4th birthday so he got a trip to the dog park and a special treat
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The 🐻🐺 Derp (sometimes 🐰🦦) @xids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inktober 2026 - 3 - Baking (Cooper) #Inktober2026 #Octransfur Be careful when baking with magical ingredients, it could put you in a "ruff" situation! X3
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've used my hitatchi wand more as an actual personal vibrator instead of a sex toy
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love being a public school teacher in America. I had to break up a fight today because another student came into my class and started swinging. My student got seriously injured. It's sad that I can at least take solace that there was no gun involved.
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the craziest thing you can respond to someone's nudes with is "that's a hot small penis" Like I don't care if you find it hot don't tell someone they just have a small dick because you don't know about their relationship to that Yes this has happened to me before
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No one ever tells you that this is what your first year teaching is like
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Gromit on the Train Chase
ALT: Gromit on the Train Chase
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've only ever had one con badge, maybe I should get one when money isn't ephemeral
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“AI can make background graphics” could an AI make THIS?
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My furry hot take: you aren't a real cowboy fucker if you can't look at a cowboy and immediately tell if he's wearing underwear or not (like 99% of furry cowboy art has underwear) Also rednecks are hotter than cowboys but y'all ain't ready for that conversation Step your kink game up
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this has a 100-0 record of getting random furries who message me on telegram to disappear
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Basically me and my husband
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Gardenkaiser @gardenkaiser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This male who will be dreaming? 🤔💭💤 #furry #bara #furryartist #furrycommunity #furryfandom #rule34 #rule34furry
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JayKat @jaykatdraws.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Beef
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Missing Archaludon for the true M-B rain team essence
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
INDEEDEE ADDED TO POKEMON CHAMPIONS THE TIME OF HARD TRICK ROOM IS NOW
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am once again telling you to let fox stab you with art
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rblgeckos @rblgeckos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I was so tired yesterday that i left one of the yellow thing floating and not even noticed :skull:
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Blackeh Is Weird 🏳️‍🌈 @oddblackeh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I like my man like how i like my pokemon, round ❤️
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TrueScorn (comms closed) @truescorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy PMD day, scrubs. #pmdday #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#fcf
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen so many telegram chats for so many different kinks, but I've never seen one for balls :(
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
cum isn't salty so why the fuck do porn writers say it is
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm down to 340lbs which is the least I've weighed in a very long time, I can't remember when I was at this weight
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I miss this jewelry
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Be jealous of the fact that I can use my big balls as a fidget anytime I want
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you have a "eating cum out of a condom" kink, can you tell me if this is a good idea? Calling a used condom a GuyGurt Like a GoGurt but for cum
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Strip edh is crazy because you're not getting dick grease on any of my expensive Niv Mizzet cards the fuck
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Liz Climo @lizclimo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sk8 the Infinity has done the impossible - it's a sports anime that is gayer than the gay ice skating anime.
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I look like this btw
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This past Wednesday @shyish.dog and I had our first wedding anniversary. I can't imagine doing this whole life thing with anyone else. We make each other better and we bring each other up when things are hard. He gives me a reason to keep going, and I'll keep going to make things better for him.
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Cooper Puppyheart @shyish.dog · 21/08/2026
It's silly, but I love my new DS9 mug so much. Haven't actually drunk out of it yet but it's so charming
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Cooper the Puppy Slut @ad.shyish.dog · 20/08/2026
Happy first anniversary to my sexy husbyeen @therowdyhyena.bsky.social! Love you so much ❤️ A wonderful YCH by @makubi.bsky.social, thank you again
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I survived my first day as a full time middle school teacher
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Cooper Puppyheart @shyish.dog · 18/08/2026
It's @therowdyhyena.bsky.social and my first anniversary and his first day of teaching is tomorrow, so I packed him a special bento :3 It's bulgogi spaghetti with a cucumber salad, raspberries, and a rice crispy treat
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I keep checking my dick every time I piss now to make sure I haven't somehow lost even more jewelry
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For the second time in six months I've gone to piss and have found my PA jewelry just missing Why does this keep happening?! I have lost $75 in jewelry this way!
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pokemon Bank for the 3DS is shutting down next February, and I'm honestly very saddened by the news I legitimately enjoy being able to take a Pokemon I caught on my 23 year old copy of Ruby/Sapphire and bringing it up to Scarlet/Violet The actual end of an era
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I start my first solo teaching job next week. I'm exhausted, and it's only Tuesday. Pray for me that I survive this.
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's been almost a year since TPC absolutely fucked up the shiny Miraidon and Koraidon releases and I'm still mad about it. I'm also mad that instead of cool mystery gifts for the 30th anniversary we seem to be getting FRLG rereleases and Legos. Such a shitty anniversary.
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me and my big gay husband are literally at a restaurant for brunch right now. Officer Dullard really clocked it tbh
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Introducing the new format you'll see everyone using to make nsfw content at furry cons
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Cooper the Puppy Slut @ad.shyish.dog · 06/08/2026
Went to the beach and ran into the best dad. He asked to help apply his sunscreen but got a little more than he expected (though he doesn't seem to mind~) An amazing YCH by @berchbork.bsky.social (thanks again 💙)
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
THICK EASTERN EUROPEAN BADGER MAN
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Caught my first ever shiny legendary from Dynamax Adventures in Sword! After only 2 encounters!
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rowdy @therowdyhyena.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm doing this to you while you're pissing
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