Therm @thermcantread.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Now every time someone uses some big ass word to seem smart I visualize it in blue like that thing TikTok does with search terms 31507
Therm @thermcantread.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Everyone’s talking about Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson. And I’m like: I get a huJAKE in my head when you’re on the MIKE (TYSON). (microphone) 81433
Therm @thermcantread.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Me looking down at my tissue after blowing my nose like there’s gonna be a surprise in there 923012
Therm @thermcantread.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I’m gonna call them squeets if that’s chill with y’all. Like and resqueet 1231149
Therm @thermcantread.bsky.social · 10/11/2024me talkin shit before my intramural basketball game just to go 1-15 with 8 turnovers 01150
Therm @thermcantread.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I feel like everyone is too scared to do comedy on Bluesky because no one’s being funny on this bitch 112437
Therm @thermcantread.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I passed out in the gym and no one noticed but when I say a word wrong suddenly it’s all about me 11811
Therm @thermcantread.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Doing everything in my power to not infect Bluesky with my generally negative mindset 162868