Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Never change, Capitol Hill. You are without flaw. 000
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 21/04/2025It’s Easter everyone. So hide your eggs and eat your chocolate. Jesus woke up and he’s gonna need sugar and something to keep him busy. 000
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Fuck Trump and fuck you for voting for him. 000
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I’ve come to accept that America is more or less a joke of a country but I definitely don’t want to be in the front row when the punchline comes. 000
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Honestly, maybe we’re looking at this wrong. Maybe Trump is a happy story. You can be the fattest, rapiest, dumbest, stinkiest, most felonious, sleaziest, biggest idiot piece of shit imaginable and you can still make it in this country if you’re born into a wealthy family. 010
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Sun Devils played a hell of a peach bowl. A lotta luck, some incredible plays, back and forth. Despite the loss that game was one of the most exciting experiences in quite some time. 010
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I miss being in my twenties and I could kick a cold in a day. Now it just lingers. 010
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Having a coworker who is a massive MAGAt and has Sean Hannity on a constant loop is a special kind of hell I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. 020
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I really hope that assassin wasn’t out of network, or that contract job won’t be covered by the deductible. 010
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 16/11/2024So I happened to see this book at a local bookstore and my first thought was “Dracula’s Chili? Why would Dracula need or want chili? Is it human meat in the chili? Wouldn’t the hemoglobin cook off?” Then I realized it was Dracula’s Child and I was utterly crushed. 010
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I think what’s important to fight the most is the sense of apathy people have. They think they’re enlightened by not caring about politics. Then one day, politics happens to them and they’re outraged. 010
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 13/11/2024The saddest thing is seeing my own family turn into fascist crazies. Celebrating a man who brags about being a “dictator on day one” and call me a crybaby alarmist because I don’t want my wife to die due to some draconian reproductive rights ban. America rots from within. And so many cheer it on. 030
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 12/11/2024I suppose I’m not shocked to see fascism make a comeback in my lifetime. I think I just wasn’t expecting so many people to be so excited for it. 030
Justin Gumulauskis @theresnomoops.bsky.social · 12/11/2024For Veterinarians Day, I’m petting a cat and thanking it for its service. 020
