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Hampter (CAP 2027)

@theresidenthampter.bsky.social
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Sniff sniff uhhhh cheese or something....uhhh sunflower seeds...idk. Nugget said you're stinky >:3

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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'all ever just feel like a hex bug just buzzing and bouncing off of stuff 🐛
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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If each of your friends could be a Pokémon based on only your perception of them, which ones would they be? 👀
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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Update: I did not forget my tripod lol
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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Taking a trip up to the mountains for vacation and I'm so excited for some opportunities for astrophotography! Really holding out that I can get blessed with a night of clear skies. (I better not forget my tripod this time)🤞
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Sketti Hatchie @kspingus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dark ageplay Because your nightlight broke
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Raichu ⚡️ @zukaichu.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Kinder pokégarten🌈 #pokémon
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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Finally caught this bitch ass after 8 years of bad luck! Can eventually complete a mythical discovery once and for all 🤣
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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Finally watched project hail mary, definitely didn't just cry over a rock 😅
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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Not the CAP portal site absolutely dying the second room selection tool is available 😭
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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When the wipes do The Thing ™️ 🙃
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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
No offense to @lowkeyilewd.bsky.social but they give off the same vibes as the fussy teen vampire from Scary Godmother in my mind lmao
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Stargal Galexi 🍼🧷 猫☆ @stargalgalexi.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️ Subject: Your Potty Training has Expired. Dear Valued Customer. We are sending you a notice that your recent subscription to POTTY TRAINING was not renewed. Due to the nature of this product, all of your acquired potty training may be removed within 24 hours of receiving this notice.
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Hampter (CAP 2027) @theresidenthampter.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Nothing more embarrassing than the feeling of buying a new super cute onesie just to leak on it in the same day >//>
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Hikari @hikarithesmolangel.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Packed a basket and headed to the park for a sunny picnic, Seeing that huge smile light up her face makes my heart melt. Just letting her enjoy her lunch and soak in this perfect afternoon before we hit the playground DeviantArt: www.deviantart.com/hhikarithean... @theresidenthampter.bsky.social
A  digital illustration of an anime-style kemonomimi girl with blonde hair and hamster ears, wearing a wide-brimmed straw hat and light purple overalls over a white t-shirt. She is sitting happily on a pink and white plaid picnic blanket spread out in a grassy park, giving a big, eyes-closed smile directly at the viewer. Her thick, patterned diaper is clearly visible. Next to her is a traditional wicker picnic basket filled with fruit, a sandwich plate, a coffee mug, and a brown plush dinosaur toy. The background features a sunny park scene withtrees and a colorful playground set under a clear sky.
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A white lop-eared bunny sits on a gray chair.
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Kircai @kircai.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I think you're out of excuses...
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