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The Red King

@theredking.bsky.social
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Jeff Dahl - Story Director for Dystopia Rising: The Anvil LARP - TTRPG/LARP Writer (Aethera Campaign Setting, Dystopia Rising LARP, others) , horror fan, surviving capitalism one gig at a time. Pacific Northwest. Sasquatch is real, and he dated my ex.

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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn, I miss games like this! Sounds like a blast. Keep us updated!
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks. Nothing yet; hundreds of resumes sent out, zero responses. It's all ghost jobs out there, it feels like.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Share a TV or movie villain or villainess you find sexy 🥵🖤 ...look, I don't support HP or JKR anymore, but Helena Bonham Carter...
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Witch Harry Potter
ALT: Witch Harry Potter
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Dystopia Rising: The Anvil @dystopiarisingtheanvil.com · 26/09/2026
Friday Night. Midnight. The Temple Opens. Come celebrate The Temple of Evolution becoming a protected faith within The Anvil! Enter The Temple for a celebration of mortality, sacrifice, purification, and rebirth. Will you embrace the fire? #TempleOfEvolution #Glowbane #TheMortis #FridayNight
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
QTP with a sword.
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Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn Swings Sword
ALT: Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn Swings Sword
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry I haven't been posting lately. Things are rough. Can't pay bills. May be homeless in the next few months if I can't find work, and finding work has proven impossible. Hundreds and hundreds of applications thrown into the void. Fuck AI so hard. If anyone can help, Venmo is @redking36
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Your nightmarish, brilliant creations kept multiple generations up late and sparked the imagination of no doubt millions. Here's to you, Screaming Mad George. The world will never see a talent quite like yours again.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"What do we get if we win?" "You get to keep the boy!" "NO!"
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Describe your music taste with only three artists No genres allowed! 1. Fall Out Boy 2. Miracle of Sound 3. Shinedown
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hope so, since I am.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Parasociality is a huge issue on the Internet.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was about to message you about this even. So shitty. :(
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Desperate for work at this point. If I could even just bring in a few hundred a week it'd be something. What few gigs I can find anymore get me maybe two hundred bucks a month. Poverty and the inability to contribute is destroying my mental health too.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
All of them. I'm going to break into the hospital database and start naming babies until I get my money's worth from that book.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Unless that's the fetish for the porn, then def go off half-cocked. ;)
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Counterpoint: This is a WoD Hunter backstory.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Godzilla and Jet Jaguar Shake Hands
ALT: Godzilla and Jet Jaguar Shake Hands
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Rook and Raven @rookandraven.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Neat! Check out this KS for an audio drama using the Aztec Mythos in a present-day scenario by @coyotestudio.bsky.social! #thesixthsun
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The Sixth Sun: Aztec Mythology Reborn for the Modern Day
An indie Mexica animated trailer and mythic audio drama by Coyote Studio and Viva Calavera, led by a disabled artist, with art rewards.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Explains a lot about him, honestly...
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The real question is...which version of Splatterhouse?
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Catherine @accomplishedseer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Republican Political Party is the most cannibalistic tribe on Earth. When they don't have others to eat alive they turn on one another. The infighting has bubbled up so they need to generate sacrifices outside of the tribe. It's domestic terrorism. TERRORISM and territorialists cross over.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ugh yeah that one's gross.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It doesn't bother me. Sometimes we call politicians and others who're lying and pretending things 'actors'. Actors aren't offended, because they're -supposed- to be acting. Same with LARPers.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There are free programs online that you can make posters with, if you can't afford an artist! It doesn't take THAT MUCH work to figure them out, either!
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Interested in projects about mythologies other than the usual Greco-Roman or Norse? Look no further than the Sixth Sun! #thesixthsun www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The DRAK PACK. This was formative in my early years.
A werewolf, a dracula-style vampire, and frankenstein's monster driving some manner of vehicle.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
QTP with your favorite video game villain in a GIF if you can! They cleanse their destinies.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Okay, that movie was cute. Not what I expected. Not a great HORROR movie but a charming little movie with some fun songs and good fourth wall breaks.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"They're going to do stuff to my hand. Butt stuff."
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
There really is something weirdly charming about this whole terrible movie, honestly.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"And unlike all the folks at home who know the genre of this town, we haven't got a clueeeee." Okay, the fourth-wall breaking is a little charming.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
When you're doing a group wish and one person wishes for your rivals to die and the other group to live forever, well...
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"That was so romantic I could just puke up my heart and stab it" Oh goth MILF, I appreciate your metaphors.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Next up, more musical numbers. It seems the cheerleader woman and one of the boy band members have a history and the second song is about that--
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
And just when I thought the song was over, it DRAGS US BACK IN!
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"Exorcising grandma - ditching granny's curse - it started with the pom-poms, it led to something worse!" This song vaguely slaps. Oh, an evil cheerleader amulet that she's magically inherited. I see.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh no it's a dream musical number between the main character and her blood-soaked cheerleader grandmother. Oh god is this whole movie a musical.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ah, and they're going to enter a reality TV competition!
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
She's going to break out of her phobia by starting an amateur cheerleading squad. Okay. I see.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"I have a phobia of cheerleaders," says the waitress. Well that's an unusual phobia.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey, #horrorsky - tonight I'm watching Powertool Cheerleaders vs the Boyband of the Screeching Dead. And we're opening with a musical number introducing the movie. Classic.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Y e p. Everything hurts.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I remember desperately searching for metal slimes in this game...
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Did I just hear Amelia in that trailer? >.>
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This movie was an unexpected gem. And that opening section with the flamethrower had me in stitches!
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
1. How do you drink your tea? The British are gonna kill me. Cup of hot water, and then I leave like four tea bags in there for a half hour before remembering to drink it.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Saw this, figured I'd do it.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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a haunted house with a sign that says fright house
ALT: a haunted house with a sign that says fright house
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I agree. His long stories may be art, but - his short stories? Nothing is more terrifying.
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The Red King @theredking.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is an -excellent- Mothman. 10/10.
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