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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️

@theredactedstorm.bsky.social
578 followers 532 following 745 posts

Trans, Ace, Artist, Poetry Enthusiast, Professional Fool, Mom, Gay as all Heck, Full Time Drawfee Fan, Native American/Indigenous Studies Major, Autism, ADHD, cPTSD. 18+ Minors DNI

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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
@attaboyralph.bsky.social Hey Ralph, just saw the new Drawfee stream and I had an idea. If you're genuinely looking for enemies, I've always wanted to be someone's honorary enemy. Just two people cursing each other's names, shaking fists, that sort of thing. Just some good natured enemyship.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
They mine the rocks and ground them up. They steal their souls, utilitarian use demands an empty vessel. They mix them and lay them on top of earth that once held them close, in the form of streets and buildings and they choke out the plants that live there too. (1/2)
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Me remembering something about myself: "Oh right, I forgot that was canon."
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I want the Oreo company to keep making flavor combinations that equate to "Oreo Flavored Oreo" until the Oreos collapse in on themselves.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Her: Tangerine Me: Tangeroone
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
They're calling it awakemaxxing. Learn how debilitating insomnia can work for you.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My partner gifted me a new hair trimmer for crimbus! So I treated myself to a full shave of my torso. I'm so smooth y'all.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Growing up, this would be my favorite time of year because I could actually feel the holiday cheer in the air. There was a noticeable shift. It was great. I haven't felt that magic in the air since 2017. Today just feels like any old Wednesday. It doesn't even feel like December. It's sad.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I feel like I'd enjoy being someone's honorary nemesis. Like, I don't want to do anything terrible to anyone in order to become one. I just want to have someone shake their fist and curse my name every now and then.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Do not read this. It is illegal to read this.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I've officially hit 400 followers! Huzzah! Hello to all of you that are human! Hello to all of you that are bots! Welcome!
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
It is as it always has been. If it was about civility, then violence against the marginalized would be unthinkable. If it was about civility, our anger would be met with compassion. If it was about civility, we'd have never gotten to this point. Ever. We want life, they want fawning. No more.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Legend states that if your cat puts their butthole on your ear, you receive approximately 37 minutes of pretty middling luck.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
There's one thing I've debated on changing during my whole transition, and I still haven't decided. My voice. I spent a lot of time working on it, pre-transition, making it sound smoother, getting it where I like it. Same with my singing voice. I don't know if I want something different. 1/2
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Haha, yeah, I love to do sex. I love to put my *checks notes* benis into a *checks notes* bagina.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Y'all better consider yourself lucky that I don't know how to play any instrument that allows me to sing at the same time. Because I'd be reeeeeaaaal insufferable about it on here. I like to sing, and the only thing stopping me from uploading videos is the lack of music.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I like to think that @cockremover.bsky.social has enough posts that she™ can insert a relevant screenshot into any thread.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Just got done watching my daughter's first band performance, and let me tell you. As a former band kid myself, I've never been prouder!
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Okay, I'm off to bed now. Make sure to keep in down in here, okay?
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight. That's me under the floorboards. That's me in the crawlspace. That's me chewing through the wires in the walls. Yep. Looks like an infestation to me.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Being trampled by 30-40 wild hogs would fix me.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
guy who's really excited to see goofy at disney world : LETS HYUCKING GOOOO !
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Literacy is as easy as ABC. A - I B - Don't Know C - How to Read
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Mango Carrot Cake.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Of all the thoughts I've ever had, this is not one of them.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The thing that causes me the most dysphoria? The nightmarish amount of body hair that I have. Even before my transition, I didn't like that my entire body was just COVERED in thick hair. My back, my front, my up, my down, everywhere. Getting rid of it for good would be a boon to my mental health.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Let's talk about Daylight Savings Time. Pro: Nearly an extra hour of awake daylight time in summer. Con: Costs from confusion, lost sleep SOLUTION: Eliminate clocks, return to daylight reckoning for timekeeping. Pro: Meetings set at times like "when the oak's shadow touches the Elm." Con: None
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
We here at [REDACTED] co. would like to issue an apology. In our previous skeet, we asserted that it was Thea Time. After checking the bylaws, we have found that Thea Time is actually every other Thursday between the hours of 3:00am and 5:37am. We deeply apologize for this error.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It's Thea time.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I've just been informed that disco is dead. Currently in the market for somewhere else to panic.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I really want to start wearing clothing that's a little bit off. I want a pair of shorts that say "I'm Full of Juice" on the butt.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Asleep at midnight when you have to be up at 6? It's more likely than you think! Good night, y'all!
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Woke up to 300 followers? That is truly wild to me. But welcome all the same!
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I forgot to mention what a terrible time I had at the store today. Some dude followed me around the store repeatedly trying to talk to me and offering his phone number, among other things. Plus a lot of looks from a bunch of people. Love this place. Love this country. Everything is awesome.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
me making two sandwiches to go with my chili despite knowing how terrible of an idea it is: this time it's gonna be great. also me, feeling miserable afterwards and impossibly full: how could this have happened?
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Amid this reckoning over the inhumanity and dysfunction of the American health care system keep in mind you're being asked to believe the same system is treating trans people *too* efficiently
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Hey, who up tapping, tapping at their chamber door?
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 12/12/2024
shrinking hiding making myself small so i can pass unnoticed by the callow beasts hunting in packs for those like me when every fiber of my being demands i arch my back make myself large hiss and spit and swipe with fierce claws scare them away the way they scare me into meek compliance #poetry
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Coming to the realization with my therapist made a big impact, but what made the biggest impact was the relief I felt that I could escape my treatment of myself... ...the same relief I felt after getting away from my abusive dad.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Talking to my therapist and realizing how hard I'd been hating on myself. Sabotaging my own success, downplaying my good qualities, giving up on any self improvement because the person I'm doing it for is myself. 1/2
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Y'all ever been just SO aroused, but too tired to do anything about it? Anyway. Good night!
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My one weakness is being cleaved in twain.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Might be time to get back into antidepressants. I don't think this depression is gonna clear up on its own.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I'm scared about what is coming. For me, my friends and loved ones. The important thing is to persist. I know people say that kind of thing a lot, but it's what I hold on to. I am an intersection of many things that those in power see and want me dead for. And I'm not gonna make it easy for them.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This shit is so pervasive. I've got a supportive partner who legit wants to help me at any given time and I'm still here like "I don't want to be a burden, better stuff all this down."
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Prosecutors hate this one little trick… tell a friend about Jury Nullification (but also remind them to never mention this knowledge during Voir Dire). en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nu...
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Jury nullification - Wikipedia
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
So glad that my first meal of the day is reaching it's second hour to make. Not hungry at all.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Oh! Also some friends to play tabletop games with. I love to play tabletops and board games and I need to have more people to do that with.
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Theodora the [REDACTED] 🏳️‍⚧️ @theredactedstorm.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
bluesky is for trans people
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