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@therealzim.bsky.social
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You've probably read me or have been interviewed by me. Retired editor/publisher/journo

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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My parents did it during the blitz, so, I think they win this one.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Schrodinger's strait
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Defense mechanism You shut down. During that quiet, though, you plot
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Xanax for me. Enough that I don't care
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Dr: why are you angry, you're numbed? You hit my nerve ending But you're numbed (Cleatly not)
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Yeah. Me to anesthesiologist "I've had over a dozen surgeries, I've been known to wake during surgery" His answer, "you mean during sedation." "No, a 12 hour surgery, dude." His reply, "sedation" Me. BTW, I need a pretty good dose of dilaudid post-op. I grab my red, friggen, hair. "It's a myth."
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Trump realized he wasn't wearing the shoes he dictated he wear
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Jaws theme?
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hoping the King boycotts, as well.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The problem now is i don't believe anything from the Trump regime To Americans...
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a woman is making a peace sign in front of a body of water .
ALT: a woman is making a peace sign in front of a body of water .
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
And trump tarrifed Canada's potash. Almost as if Trump has no idea how the world works, eh?
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
We'd kind of like you normal people to stay and vote, tbh.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
How is that a human
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Mattel needs to make a little Marco doll with various outfits. It would, of course, be a paper doll.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Unfortunately under Trump regime, the new US anthem to be replaced by circus music.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If you give a bully your lunch money on Monday, they'll be back on Tuesday. Stand up to bullies (especially orange ones).
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Truth. I bought my older sister a bird cam feeder and it's brought her so much joy that, I, too, had to have one. They're a blast.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
And also trying to figure out what to make for dinner for the rest of your life.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
*jews. Even correcting the typo took three tries thanks to whatever hell autocorrect has slipped into
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Pets keep our lives interesting and joyful. I'd have cracked up. Thanks for sharing.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
NYC ppl seem to love umbrellas. Where we live in Canada, I barely see them even in rain lol (there's a Trudeau "moistly" joke in there somewhere)
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It's the isreali government ppl despise, not individual news. That said , however, any Jewish person, or other religion who supports their genocide, deserves derision and hate. The isrealis have become what they hated the most. Sad, really.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The Mexica (aka Aztecs). Alternatively, how to structure an essay. I expect, though, the Aztec empire topic would be far more riveting.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
*feel
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
We literally feel sorry for you all in that hellscape. If a little win helps your country feels powerful, then we are happy and we will wish you well as we return home to a safe, sane, democracy.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Me rn
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Now do trump, ffs
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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a toilet with money sticking out of it and the words `` down the drain '' .
ALT: a toilet with money sticking out of it and the words `` down the drain '' .
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Literally JUST had this conversation irl. Along with the weird "payed". And while I'm at it, it's 'whoa' not the abomination 'woah'. Thank you for your attention to this matter. ;)
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You're right. It'll be Detroit 1967 all over again
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Seed company sending emails to remind me on this frigid weekend spring will come. Well-played seed company.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Literally warmer there right now than in Toronto
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Milk bottles clinking as they delivered bottles.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall and says `` he 's an angry elf '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall and says `` he 's an angry elf '' .
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
HR Puff 'n Stuff
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Meanwhile everyone carrying around a smart phone...
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Erik the Red going to be indicted? Lol!
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
When you've been put in Twitter jail but didn't notice for a week... Apparently saying the ice ass who shot Good was a murderer was against their shady rules.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Reporting says that this isn't true, unfortunately. At least not in Canada
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If he had such horrible ptsd he should bot have been returned to street duty.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Not even at war. It's murder.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Where do you click to get the info? Love to check out some of the rabid maga posters
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hozier enters chat with Take me to Church
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I heard that post in Tommy Wiseau voice
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a man with long hair is crying and saying you 're tearing me apart
ALT: a man with long hair is crying and saying you 're tearing me apart
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
So they're not a hoax, then? And I guess g He knows what's in them. Ok, then
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Psst, Atlantic, hire a copy editor.
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
If not guilty,why guilty shaped?
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I'd slap her with restraining order if possible. Stalking
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Zim @therealzim.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Sugar sugar "You are my candy girl..." ~ the Archies
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