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@therealzachmann.bsky.social
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Dolly’s dad. Kailey’s husband. Seattle sports lover. Go Hawks! Julioooooo!

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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 25m
Velus Jones gets 5 yards … sure, take him out… why not? Then why block the DT on play action? Hawks need to keep playing UPTEMPO. They have no juice. No confidence. Sam seems like he hates playing football. Go have fun and sling it.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 36m
Loved the hurry up. Loved the quick passes. Hated the sacks. 🤷‍♂️
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s truly time to sell your Tesla’s folks unless you side with the targeting of Ukrainian citizens and MAGA politics. It’s just a car. Fuck Elon.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
F the Rams!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Rams cheating the in stadium clock? What was that crap?!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
F the rams!!!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Need a Sam Darnold scramble drive and a Derrick Hall sack drive. That’s what i want and we will win if we get that.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
3 and out after getting a turnover? Check!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fleury has a chance to really take advantage of so much of these play calls. Play action on first down. Fake toss. I wanna see a WR pass, or end around to Horton. We have lots of options. The question is, will Fleury and Sam execute?
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Embarrassing ass shit from this offense.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Embarrassing ass shit from this offense.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Embarrassing ass shit from this offense.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This offense is still a mess. Guys fumbling who get hit, don’t get hit. Taking sacks and making sacks on yourself. No real identity at all. Just throwing dartboard play calls.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t know what to tell you but if you run on first down you deserve this. Don’t @ me ;$
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stupid Commanders and Giants game ruining the opening of the Hawks for us LA peeps. Guess I’m not missing much. Darnold getting sacked and throwing picks. 🫣😳
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Woolen got 🫪
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This Husky team is _______ and ____ and needs to do ______ to get ________ and ________ ?
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Been touching a lot of grass with this one in Palm Springs. Life is good.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would love to see the Hawks take some deep shots early on the 49ers. Horton may be an X factor but I still think Arroyo is poised for a massive breakout soon. Running stretches and tosses with Shaheed could leave the 49ers vulnerable for the play action shot plays.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Listened to Hawkblogger and the boys talk about Saquan Barkley being a possible trade option. I love the idea of raiding the Eagles but I want Jalen Carter. If we go RB let’s get Bucky Brooks or trade two firsts for Gibbs 😆
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cowboys stadium has no juice.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of Seahawk Bluesky right now www.instagram.com/p/DeMmQD-F4D...
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South America on Instagram: "That’s the country we’re living in now, I’m afraid."
35K likes, 295 comments - southpark on October 7, 2026: "That’s the country we’re living in now, I’m afraid.".
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Inglourious Basterds: Donny with a Bat
ALT: Inglourious Basterds: Donny with a Bat
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Blaine Anderson & Darren Criss: Yay New Friends!
ALT: Blaine Anderson & Darren Criss: Yay New Friends!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a dream last night where I had to watch Seattle running backs struggle on 3rd and short. I lied. It was a nightmare.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
JFC. Now Leo :(
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Derrick Hall is a clown man. What is he doing?
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mike better get into Nick and Josh’s face in the locker room. Unacceptable. Against better teams those penalties cost you wins. I’m sure he is sick.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve seen enough! Put in Lock to start the 2nd half.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cooper Kupp with a fabulous block!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the drive. Hit 88 or 18.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Turn up the exposure CBS. I wanna watch flags being thrown in overexposed perfection.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These penalties are charmin soft. Like what is football? What should players do? Meanwhile the owners will create more rules for next year to make the game even less watchable.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Back to back weeks where Huskies just don’t have the coaching or talent.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trade a 6th rounder to Saints for Alvin Kamara. Do it John!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As awful as that game was. Losing the turnover battle that badly and still having a chance at the end proves that this Seahawks team can almost overcome having their worst game. Great learning lesson. And I’m not worried one bit.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blouses.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This will be the worst loss in Mikes tenure and I’m sick about it.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible turn of events. The old Sam Darnold is back!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bullshit call my god.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s go Hawks!!!!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time for a big play from someone other than JSN. I say it’s gonna be Horton.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Play Price!
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How can the US government pay for a trump commerical? What the hell Fox?
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Defense getting exposed.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These Huskies have no identity. I’m all in on firing Jed and rethinking UW from the top down. This is just a juiceless team and program. It needs a vision and visonary. This ain’t it.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For sure I’d have the best odds of making the free throw. Then penalty kick. Then field goal. Then putt. This would be such a fun tv show to watch and average joe do for a million dollars. Each one is worth 250k or something.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The reason why Muse is being downloaded so much is because meta put it where you normally post stories. They are such scammers. Always doing stuff to you that you don’t want to make themselves seem relevant. Nobody actually wants Muse.
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
DK can’t catch anything… 😳😳😳
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Zach @therealzachmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Football should be at least as taunt friendly as MLB. The owners are so soft and seemingly hate their own players with these rule changes.
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