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Bearded Dragon

@therealsawfty.bsky.social
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Writer/Actor/Nerd/Geek If not a dad, then why dad shaped? I love ttrpgs/mtgs/games/etcs. Be nice to each other... or else!

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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Or don't. That's your choice.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That is where you sit right now. Even if Dems hold office, the house, and the senate for the next 100 years, you will still be the country that had a leader that declared economic war against the world. Nothing will change that. All you can do is learn from your mistakes and move forward.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can you go back to being better? Of course. But your reputation will be forever tarnished. Much like with Germany. Yes, they are a great country now and have made strides to bettering themselves on a global scale. But they will still be tarnished by the dark cloud of Hitler no matter what.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ok, listen up here Americans. I know you're all waiting for the stale cheeto to expire or be tossed in the trash so things can go back to the way they were. But here's the thing. Things will NEVER go back to the way they were. The damage Trump has done to America on a global scale is irreversible.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pretty sure that's how Gohan, Goten, and Trunks came to be.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think you mean he's not letting you use HIS desk right now
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Little Ceasars crazy bread
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Two can play that game. I say we officially rename Lake Ontario to "Lake Donald J Trump is a Convicted Pedophile" and see which other countries update their maps to which... #Canada
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Have fun at Fanexpo!
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Actually, turning it off won't help because trump doesn't care about the people. But he does care about money. Ford needs to triple the price of the electricity we sell. Hit them in the wallet instead.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He needs to stop threatening to do it and actually do it.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think going forward, I emails, phone calls, and all future contact with the US should be in French.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Technically what he said was true. The debt is no longer 19 trillion lol
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Anyone going to Ottawa Comiccon in a couple weeks?
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Your artwork is beautiful!! Do you only do fantasy or do you dabble in sci-fi as well?
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ya I just got that! None of the notifications were new lol
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nobody talls about how awesome Aerosmith is anymore and I will not stand for it!
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Listen, I hate LoL. It's a toxic, rage baiting game and I hate who I was when I played it. But DAMN if their art and skins aren't top tier.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
These are beautiful!
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is a much better version of "will it blend?"
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
America: "Canada, we're gonna tariff you and you better not retaliate!" Canada: *looks over the Geneva checklist* "oh, we haven't done that one yet."
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
People say "violence is never the answer", but that's just not true. When someone only wants violence, the best way to answer is with bigger violence, to show them what happens when they get what they want. Then they don't want violence anymore.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No, happy birthday to you!
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
42. Still don't know proper selfie angles. No idea what eyeshadow is (but I bet it'd look great on me), beard is a mess. Still makin it work!
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For some reason my dyslexia read that as "poop up DBD" and I thought we were in for a whole different stream lol
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know. I'm sorry 😞
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Spoiler alert!! Spider-man shows up in it.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If he writes software, he's a furry. He may not know he's a furry, but he likely is one. There's a saying that if a plane full of furries crashed the entire global internet network would feel it haha
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You should! Just look for anyone in the IT or computer field and have them join. That should cover your furry base. And if they say they're a furry, it just means they're not ready to tell anyone yet. Give them time.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I mean, unless he planned the whole thing, why shouldn't he attend? People from the south still watch football despite the 246 years of slavery right? Or should we not allow them to attend the superpower anymore?
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I just assumed he was banging peach and her getting "kidnapped" was just a way to escape her overzealous friend zoned friend Mario.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well ya, Bowser jr had to come from somewhere.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Its like when people say "furries play d&d?" Tabaxi, dragonborn, tiefling, lupin, aarokakra, harengon, kenku, kobold, lizard folk, leonin, ya, i'd say they're well represented and covered in the d&d community lol
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think you'll be fine. Even on your worst day you still look better than me on my best. And if the figure in the mirror passes you off, just flip 'em the bird lol
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can't feel ugly if I have no idea what i look like
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Think Smart Meme
ALT: Think Smart Meme
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have 1 mirror in my entire apartment so I naturally just avoid mirrors
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Gonna be even sillier if you use you debit to pay for 1 lime
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Right? Or when you get a 'family size' bag of chips and your like "for what a family of 2? I can dummy this bag myself"
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
First thing I thought of after reading this lol youtube.com/shorts/gh6eW...
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LETTERKENNY Stuart’s Horn
YouTube video by Lore Bitz
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Maaaaaan this was the first thing I thought of when I saw that lol
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
For the record, I think that everybody, regardless or sexual orientation, should both have fun AND Wang Chung tonight!
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I shall pray hard for your wallet and the pain it is about the endure
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie: LOTR: the randos and the ring. LOTR: a couple of tall structures. LOTR: some guy we didn't vote for is back.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Excellent choice and excellent fit.
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John Oliver: As You Were
ALT: John Oliver: As You Were
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Urahara Kisuke Smiling with Fan
ALT: Urahara Kisuke Smiling with Fan
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Super jealous. That sounds so wonderful!
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
What game and fit check?
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
To be fair, any time is the perfect time to post Yoruichi art.
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Bearded Dragon @therealsawfty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
First think i thought of when I read it.
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