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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

True! He's given me the shits way more times than lettuce.

The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It's staggering how incredibly stupid this asshole is. Bragging about being cool with the biggest douches on the planet is not a flex.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

"Signs that you're MAGA" # 23: You didn't know dumb had a B in it until the president of the United States figured it out. Now, you use the word "dumbocrat" as much as "libtard" and think people are losing sleep over your genius.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Out of all the Magats, the evangelicals that think he was chosen, and possibly the second coming, are my favorites. My one wish? They're right! Imagine one day he bursts into a ball of light and ascends to heaven, rapturing all his idiots with him. I've got a mean semi just thinking about it.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Oh no! The Red Scare card is back. Things aren't going well.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Easter at the Whitehouse-2026! Sponsored by Mountain Dew Code Red and Trump mobile.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

What did you expect? They gave him a soccer ball.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

You would think in between his Mensa meetings he'd brush up on deception.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The more animated he gets while speaking, the more he's lying. He's not good at it.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Someone should tell Kankles Mc Bullshit that Obama and Biden are in the Epstein files more than him. Let his "really big brain" take it from there.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Look at this picture. Ah-Ha! Congratulations! Your eyes just vandalized the reflecting pool! Authorities have been notified.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I wonder who'll be the bottom? (It's Nick.)

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The Redneck energy was so strong during the UFC event that it turned the reflecting pool to Mountain Dew and any surrounding mulch into Skoal Straight cut.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

He's so proud of that "Dumocrat" thing. It's his version of creating the wheel. Fucking dope.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Couldn't make a woman cum even if Harley Davidson made vibrators.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

"Rapey" is the new Apple pie. "MURICA!

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Look at that slut in the sleeveless dress. Disgusting.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Only one of the women in this photo has not seen Trump's dick up close. Yet.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Not to mention, these are the fucking morons that go on and on about immigrants taking tax dollars.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

You also shouldn't be a fucking moron. But why split hairs?

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Oh no. Whatever will he do? (Side-eyed so hard, I'm staring at the top of my ass.)

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

The best representation of these idiots I've seen so far.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

It's a lot faster to just tell everyone your dick is small.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

If you're a gen-xer, you have adhd. We all do.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Someone has to be running a betting pool in the Whitehouse on stupid shit they all have to say during speeches.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Can't wait until this princess gets exposed.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The rain is definitely starting to fall.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

It's hard to stand up without a spine.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

It was great when we knew,without question,that dumb shit like this wasn't.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Weakness, insecurity, ignorance, lack of maturity, desperation, and Jedi-level doucheiness.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Oh no. She's not going to start with the costumes now, is she? We just got rid of one of those.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Seems like he can only be safe at UFC events.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

For the record. If a Chef calls out "86 the steak special," It DOES NOT mean; take the steak special, kill it, drive it 8 miles out, and bury it 6 feet under. If you think that, your'e fucking stupid.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Poor kid. He's minutes away from jerking off Lindsay Graham. Run kid! Run!

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Nice try. They still exist. Idiots.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

No one uses that like that. He's an idiot.

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Glad someone appreciated it. 🤘

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The Real Samael @therealsamael.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

When he completes his transformation into Ted Nugent, does he have to behead Ted? Is it like a Highlander thing?

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