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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦

@therealronaldrump.bsky.social
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I’m making America Grate again! I’m the most bigly loved person in the world. Lots of people tell me that. I don’t know if it’s true. But it’s many people that tell me. Like Mr. Rump your you’re the smrtest people I know. It’s a beautiful thing.

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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why didn’t I get the Nobel Pizza Prize. I got Russia to give me diesel from Iran. Big peace. No one is talking about it.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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CitizenRelentless @citizenrelentless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#DanielleSmithTraitor #MAGANorth #Alberta #abpoli #cdnpoli
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Donald Trump is a terrorist masquerading as President in the United States. The sooner he’s gone the better
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Calling all goat f*ckers. Now you too can be FBI Agent in the US of A.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Daily reminder that Donald Trump is a whiny little terrorist cunt that needs a high five…to the face.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The people of the United States need to start a French Revolution style uprising against their government. Your government is slowly killing you and your families. Rise up and take your country back before you don’t have a country anymore.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
To be clear. I was only joking here. But now Trump really does want to change the New Mexico name to what I wrote.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Remember when this was bad? Doesn’t seem so bad now does it?
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Donald Trump is an enemy of the state and must be taken out.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Trump Regime is waging economic war against Canada. This will affect Americans. Americans need to get off their asses and overthrow their government before it’s too late.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The sooner Donald The World Terroist Trump is dead the better. Remember we could have saved millions of lives if we had dealt with Hitler sooner.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The United States has become a global terrorist nation. Hellbent on destroying everything.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium 🇧🇪 scoring a fourth goal in stoppage time is the icing on the cake I was looking for. Team USA got the karma they deserved after Trumps interference.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Go Belgium , Fuck Team USA.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I Ronald Rump demand royalties for Total Deranged Satans mistake.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My doctor tells me I’m the most healthy obese person who doesn’t exercise that he’s ever seen.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oman should immediately deport all US persons from the country after Trumps threats to bomb the nation. A strategic and long time US defense partner.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Trump regime is secretly planning to invade Canada. It’s time for every able bodied Canadian to prepare themselves to defend our great nation from these yankee terrorists.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The United States is a terrorist national and should be treated accordingly until their government is removed.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Donald Trump is a disgrace(ful) pedophile.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I had a dream that Donald Trump was dead. Damnit the nightmare continues.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I can’t in good faith continue this parody account. Because the United States is ran by a madman with nuclear weapons and it truly terrifies me. There is nothing funny about the current situation. The USA’s terrorist government much be stop by any means necessary
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If Donald Trump dies he should be awarded the Noble Peace Prize. Because we’ll all have peace of mind that he won’t set off a nuke somewhere.
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
And this is exactly what we are dealing with. I'm sure it's the same thing with Putin. #USDemocracy
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
LMAO
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I have returned from BlueSky jail. Careful what you tell MAGAs. They snowflake hard now.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The real question is how much did Bibi the Israeli terrorist bribe Orange Shitler with, to light the entire Middle East on fire. Remember his Shitlerness does nothing for free.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Releasing the Epstein files and putting Trump in jail is a lot cheaper than a World War.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m sure this surprises no one.
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Unapologetic Lee 🇨🇦 @ogcanada.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
You really need to watch this. #cdnpoli
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Another attack on first amendment by Trump regime goons.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This is honestly one of the most anti-Jewish things I’ve ever seen from the United States government.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Starts war and wants YOU to pay HIM to keep your ship safe. Trump has announced that crude oil carriers and cargo ships moving in or near the Gulf region would be eligible for political risk insurance from the United States Development Finance Corporation “at a very reasonable price”.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The United States and Israel are the new Nazis terrorizing the world. Both have have their governments overthrown
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Lounge Lizards 🇨🇦 🍁 @colin-dawny.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Bahahaha. 😁😏 #DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T
Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The American people need to rise up and overthrow their current government. The longer you wait the more people will die across America and the world.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Chip maker AMD should should sue the Trump regime for damaging their reputation since they have product lines with the names Epyc and Fury.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Every country should stop sending money and weapons to the terrorist nation of Israel. The Israeli people deserve better than terrorist government they have that’s been constantly putting them in harms way for far too long now.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Jesus. F*cking. Christ.
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Tampa Bay resister 🇺🇸🇨🇿🇨🇴🏴‍☠️⚡️🐶🎧 @depechemodefan101.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Americans need to get rid or Trump by any means necessary before he gets you all killed.
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I AM A DEMOCRAT💙💙💙 @joessy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The longer Donald Trump is alive. The more danger he will put both the world and Americans in. It’s time for Americans to rise up and put an end to Trumps terrorist regime.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The United States and Israel are the biggest terrorist states on the planet.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I’m giving my State of the Onion Address tonight. But I will be late because Joe Biden rigged all the clocks.
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Ronald Rump 🇨🇦 @therealronaldrump.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Supreme Court hates Rump. How am I suppose to go cheat at golfing if there’s no tariff money for me?
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