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The Real Piff AF

@therealpiff.bsky.social

🌱 Not weed. A weed. 🕶️ Tenacious as hell. 💬 Observations nobody requested. 🌱 I just keep showing up. 💭 Unable to keep thoughts to myself.

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🍃 I pretty much have everyone muted. I wanted to see nothing*. *really

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You know what color never lies? Fucking grape. 🍇

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

That's smart. How do I get one for my whiteboard?

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Take risks.

Piff the Tenacious as Hell Weed in a pot, on a desk, in front of a whiteboard that reads
"No one ever builds a universe in beige".

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Make restraint a thing.

Piff the Tenacious as Hell Weed in a pot, on a desk, in front of a whiteboard that reads "Sometimes shiny things should be less shiny".

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I know a former HR manager who had to put that on a sign in the bathroom at work. 😑

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Are you a wind sock? Those things should get hazard pay.

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

😞

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Literally.

A weed in a pot on a desk in front of a whiteboard that reads "I'm just a weed, standing in front of a whiteboard."

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm Roundup.

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

T-2 ✨

A weed in a pot that reads "Tenacious as hell" in front of a whiteboard that read "Only losers cave. (Grandma too sometimes.)"

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It never hurts!

A weed named Piff on a desk in a terra cotta pot that says "tenacious as hell". On the whiteboard is written "Sometimes you have to flush twice."

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

In before it was cool!

A weed named Piff on a desk in a terra cotta pot that says "tenacious as hell". On the whiteboard is written "Netflix stole my concept. Change my mind"

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Ross AF

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Ross Geller's Iconic 'So-So' Gesture on Friends

Alt: Ross Geller's Iconic 'Keep it down' Gesture on Friends

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This stop motion nightmare shows a monster sofa devouring its victim, one frame at a time. Pure practical horror.

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Gotta train them young!

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I hated that fucking thing too, kitty.

A cat pushing a wind sock dancer off a bookcase. Piff AF is in a pot with the words "Tenacious as hell" on it and a "World's okayest weed" mug is on the table.

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I remain firmly rooted.

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The Real Piff AF @therealpiff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Piff was already taken. There will be an investigation.

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