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This is the kind of series that might make Cheryl retire. I wouldn’t blame her one bit. The whole team quit on her starting with the games against Atlanta.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This loss is mostly the vets (outside of Court) not showing up, but it’s also relying on Dorka to not suck and provide functional size. She has been quite bad.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Lynx make history again! The first 1 seed to be eliminated in the first round!

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s Cancun time. Fuck off for the last time Lynx. Thanks for the regular season mirage.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Lynx are stifled again. They don’t deserve to win this game. A victory would validate the shit ball they’ve played for the last eight games (except for destroying the Fever and beating the Sun counts for nothing)

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is the kind of performance that carries over to the next season.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cancun is calling. I’m so sorry that I believed in the Lynx.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Like I said it’s fine. I can give the Lynx the same level of cynicism I give every other Minnesota team. It’s nice no longer believing in them or the myth of “Queen Phee” I can just wait for the shoe to drop live the Vikes, Wolves, and Wild.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Apparently having your All W player return destroys the ability to overachieve.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey Lynx, it’s ok, I can stream some shows for the rest of the playoffs. Going to have to cancel they playoff game get together though. I was gonna smoke a pork butt. It’s fine you guys just go on vacay.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Stewie whacks Brodie in the face and foul on Brodie. Can’t come back 5 v 8.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am indifferent to the outcome of tonight’s Lynx game. In some sense I feel like they don’t reserve to win anyway. If they lose they deserve it, if they win we’ll just have to go through another bloodless quarter or two until they decide to play.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Lynx were unbeatable until it mattered.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A very early “fuck off Lynx” for not coming out with urgency. This squad is just a like a January Wolves team in terms of fucks given.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think I’ve written this on BlueSky fifty times. Twenty percent of the time some guy tries to, “well actually” Motherfuckers I’ve lived the life.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Darwin refusing to fight the hound on a porch stereotype.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The corpse of Dewanna Bonner scores 13 in a win.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think it must be fun to be a Valkyries fan.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Comparison. Guess the players. PTS REB AST % STL BLK +/- A 12 5 3 42.9 1 0 -23 B 11 3 2 66.7 2 1 +3

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Apparently Angel Reese has never committed a foul. She’s what we used to call a “hacking mug”

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Here we go. It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of these Dem fundraiser emails. This one’s not the usual we’re going to lose if you don’t give us money. Now we have we’re going to win, but we need more money to insure we don’t do anything substantive.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Las Vegas laying the lumber on team transphobe. You hate to see it.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Remember that 15-1 Vikings team? The Lynx do.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well Lynx you’ve earned a very special playoffs “fuck off Lynx” Thanks for a season of obviously outplaying your talent. Liv was great, Phee was disappointing as she has been all season. See you in Cancun.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I see the Lynx have tickets to Cancun. Thanks for what was apparently a mirage of a season.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feibisch with more point than Phee. That’s a recipe for a loss.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I remember when Phee was a better player than Stewie. Not now.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How disappointing would it be to win 80% of your games during most of the regular season and get routed in the first round while fully healthy.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Lynx with the Randy Whitman trade two for three. The Lynx cannot win this game losing the three point shooting battle. Between the terrible shooting, the Liberty killing them from three, and the fucking refs this game feels particularly hopeless.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There’s a reason a team needs to play well going into the playoffs. The Liberty are free and confident because they easily beat the Lynx fewer than two weeks ago.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No one on the Lynx outside of Brodie can shoot at all. This team is fucked. I understand the Lynx are playing against the Liberty, as well as, the refs and the league office. But you got to make buckets.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just like that three empty possessions and a fourth foul for the Lynx. The foul trouble will be the end of the Lynx. Thanks Cathy.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Finally the Liberty missing from three. The Lynx are once again a disaster from outside, just like the last meeting.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Their talking about pace and Court walks the ball up.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I bet Cheryl is in the huddle asking if anyone can get taller.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ok we’re done here. Liberty shooting for three playing faster, and rebounding better. The Lynx can make history by being the first number one seed to win to an eight. There was a real reason why the Liberty wanted the eighth seed. They are the Lynx’s kryptonite. Welcome to the offseason.

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therealnbw.bsky.social @therealnbw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ok this is more what I was expecting. The Liberty getting calls and the Lynx not so much.

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