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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇

@therealmichaellee.bsky.social
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The official account for The Real Michael Lee, who is makin' the art and running glowbatstore.com.

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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does this work work the same way with Missy?
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
A smiling demon with its arms crossed
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
😳😳😳
An image of a woman with her hands on her hips with an unfortunate article title from the Des Moines Register talking about the State Fair's "cream-pie crown"
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh yeah! My submission for the #Stankus fan art contest. @jessethorn.bsky.social @jordanmorris.bsky.social @jordanjessego.bsky.social
An original illustration of Stankus, the farting rat. The rat is clenching really hard to expel a fart, which is so powerful they are achieving liftoff. They are surrounded by stink lines and a wavy background. Above the rat is the name "Stankus" in a fun font, complete with the Cool S.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Holy Cow, because it amuses me and I imagine a world were they made this card absolutely broken and good as a joke.
Holy Cow creature - ox angel. Flash, flying, and when it enters gain 2 life and scry 1
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Apparently there are seven whole Smokey and the Bandit films, including the inspired "Bandit: Bandit, Bandit" #filmsky
The cover of the Smokey and the Bandit 7 movie collectionThe back of the Smokey and the Bandit 7 film collection,  including inspired titles like "Bandit: Bandit, Bandit"
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
*Sigh*
The driver's side door handle to my car, which broke off today because it's made of plastic and not metal, because that would make sense for a part that sews as much use as this
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
A still from the 1974 movie Zardoz with Sean Connery wearing a very revealing red outfit that leaves little to the imagination.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
First time I've ever seen the northern lights.
A photo of the night sky with red northern lights.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Oh shit! Somebody call the Grey Wardens!
West Des Moines labels Valley West Mall 'blighted' in first step toward potential redevelopment
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
New Spider-Man movie is looking 🔥🔥🔥
A photo (not mine) of a bootleg Mr. Bean VS Spider-Man DVD.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A cover of Man's Life magazine featuring a man swimming with many managing red snakes along with the article title "Red Tide of Death" as well as the thrilling "Sex Can Be Fun!"
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Clearly my previous post was ignored. 😠
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Saw @alyankovic.bsky.social in concert tonight, so I can cross that off the ol' bucket list. Went with my son and it was his first real rock concert. (He had a blast.)
The stage for Weird Al at the Des Moines Civic Center.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I just need ONE MORE follower, then no more after that.
My follower count sitting at 665. One more and it'll be AWESOME
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A parody baby on Board sticker with Chucky the evil doll by Glow Bat Alternative Fashion.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Yes, I hung the Goro Pirates flag above my work desk.
A photo of the Goro Pirates flag from the latest Like A Dragon game hung above a desk.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Apparently Road House is a LOT scarier than I remember it...
A photo of Amazon Prime's listing for Road House labeling it as horror. It is definitely NOT scary... Unless you mean scary AWESOME! ROAD HOUSE!
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I've owned this for less than 10 hours and I've already used it as a threat.
A photo of the Alf: The Complete Series deluxe edition box set, which I got for free (along with a poster and a sticker) because I bought a lot of horror movies.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It's Valentines Day, so what better day to drop a PAIR of new designs over at glowbatstore.com ?! Inspired by everyone's favorite diminutive slasher couple, these designs feature an original illustration and quote from Chucky and Tiffany. Get your at the link above! #blueskynightmarket #horror
A t-shirt illustration featuring Chucky that reads "A true classic never goes out of style"A t-shirt illustration featuring Tiffany that reads "Barbie, eat your heart out"A t-shirt from Glow Bat Alternative Fashion that is inspired by Tiffany Valentine A t-shirt from Glow Bat Alternative Fashion that is inspired by Chucky
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It's called FrankenSTYLE. www.glowbatstore.com/products/fra... #horror #frankenstein #classichorror #blueskynightmarket
A man in glasses wearing a really cool black shirt with Boris Karloff's Frankenstein and the numbers 1931 on it in purple and green.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The Glow Bat January design drop is live! www.glowbatstore.com/products/fra... Inspired by the iconic 1931 film, this design pays tribute to one of the greatest horror movies of all time! Get yours at the link above! #frankenstein #classiccinema #classichorror #blueskynightmarket
A purple and light teal image of Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's Monster with the year 1931 underneath surrounded by lightning. A man wearing a black t-shirt by Glow Bat Alternative Fashion with Frankenstein's Monster on it.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We lost one of the greats today. Rest in peace you strange, beautiful visionary. #davidlynch
A black and white portrait of David Lynch.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Tonight's movie is The Hunger, because what better way is there to celebrate David Bowie's birthday than by watching his stylish and saucy vampire movie from 1983? #thehunger #davidbowie #horrormovies #vampires
The bluray cover for the 1983 vampire movie The Hunger sitting on a shelf with a bunch of other cool horror movies.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
While you'd think The Cure's Songs of a Lost world would be my favorite album of 2024, I actually haven't listened to it yet, despite owning it. (I have a valid reason.) But an album I HAVE listened to multiple times and is currently my fave album of 2024 is The Heavy Heavy's One Of A Kind.
The album cover for The Heavy Heavy's 2024 release One Of A Kind
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I must have been good this year cuz Santa was very kind to me. @themountaingoats.bsky.social @chucktingle.bsky.social
A photo of Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle and Devil House by John Darnielle, both of which I received as Christmas presents today.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Cw Lair of the White Worm and drinking hard cider.
A still from Lair of the White Worm with a young Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi eating weird food at a party.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
If you see this, post something toothy
An illustration of Krampus with big, sharp teeth with the words "have you been naughty?" underneath
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
FINALLY get to see this movie tonight!
A photo of the bluray of Hellboy: The Crooked Man.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
When your newly-remastered Toxic Crusaders bluray arrives, you dress for the occasion.
A man holding a Toxic Crusaders bluray wearing a goth alternative fashion shirt based on a certain crusader of super-human size and strength.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A still from from the music video for Garbage's song "I'm only happy when it rains" but instead of Shirley Manson it's the tarman and it says "I'm only happy eating brains."
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It's Krampusnacht! To celebrate, I just released a new design on glowbatstore.com. Check it out! It comes in both t-shirt AND sweatshirt varieties. Because, you know, it's COLD. #blueskynightmarket #illustration #krampus #krampusnacht
An illustration of Krampus with his forked tongue sticking out and the question "Have you been naughty?" underneath. A goth woman standing in a Christmas setting wearing a Krampus shirtA black sweatshirt featuring an illustration of Krampus laying flat on a wood floor surrounded by Christmas decorations.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The denim loveseat: For when you want your guests to know you pride durability AND style.
A loveseat apolstered in denim. Sooooo sexy.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Running now through 12/2, Glow Bat's #blackfridaysale is live! Take a shocking 20% off your entire order at checkout. The discount is auto-applied, so no code needed! Click the link below and get some sweet, sweet #goth merch. www.glowbatstore.com👈 #gothstyle #alternativestyle #blueskynightmarket
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Seven! On 11/29/2024 my NEW SINGLE, This Is What You Wanted, will be unleashed! • Yes, it will be available on all streaming platforms • Yes, it will be on my album (which is very much still a thing) • Yes, it does include a bass solo despite me saying I'd never do one ever #newmusic #indieartist
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Eight.
The words "This is what you wanted," but they're crossed out.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Nine.
The words "violent shock and shudder..." in a spray painted font.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ten.
The whole scene froze...
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Eleven
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fourteen
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
post an iconic horror movie image 😱🎥🖤
A still from the 1982 movie Creepshow with Leslie Neilson being attacked by his victims.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
To put the cherry on top of the shit cake, our local zoo says the porcupine won the zoo mayoral race. That fucker doesn't even have a display and is a "backroom" animal they take around to schools. NOT mayoral material.
A screenshot of a zoo's mayoral race between a porcupine, lion, and monkey that reads: "Oscar Wins Blank Park Zoo Mayoral Election

In an election season like no other, Oscar the North American Porcupine won big with 74% of the vote to become the next Mayor of Blank Park Zoo! This young, charismatic candidate charmed voters and captured media attention, with the election covered by every major Des Moines-area TV station, news radio, and online news outlet."
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Enjoy this timeline cleanse of a chonky squirrel eating a pumpkin on my front porch this afternoon.
A chonky squirrel enjoying the remains of a jack o lantern.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
For the record, the glow bats being sold at Target are not official Glow Bat merchandise. See, they called them "bat icicle lights" so I can't sue. Damn clever corporations. 😡😜 #halloween🎃 #halloweendecor #glowbat
A hand holding an orange box of bat icicle lights from Target. The lights look like the Glow Bat logo.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Happy Halloween! It's the most fun holiday and you'll never convince me otherwise! #Halloween #halloween2024
An illustration of a girl with a half skull face holding a knife menacingly while standing next to a carved pumpkin with knives sticking out of it.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Why yes, that IS a custom Elvira minifig. Thank you for noticing.
A photo of a custom Elvira Lego minifig surrounded by other minifigs.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Michael's getting a bit saucy with their skeletons.
A small statue of two skeletons in an embrace with the one skeletons hands in a not-so family friendly position.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Apparently Printify now auto-generates a description for a design. I mean, yeah, I GUESS this is apt, but it's still really shitty and proof A.I. is still only useful in a limited capacity, despite what the tech bros say.
an A.I. generated shirt description that reads: "Introducing a stylish Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee that makes a bold statement. With its eye-catching graphic, this shirt embraces a mix of edgy vibes and timeless appeal. Perfect for expressing your individuality or gifting to a loved one, it fits seamlessly into everyday casual wear, making it a go-to choice for outings, hangouts, or relaxing at home. Ideal for music enthusiasts, artists, and those who love unique fashion, this tee resonates particularly during festivals, giveaways, and casual gatherings.

Celebrate love and permanence with this statement piece, which can elevate your wardrobe for any occasion – from casual weekends to festive celebrations – where you want to stand out with confidence and style."

It's not great.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Last night I watched The Faculty. The last time I watched this movie was when I saw it in the theater! I was under age so my dad had to take me.
The movie poster for the 1998 Robert Rodriguez film The Faculty.
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TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇 @therealmichaellee.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
A new Glow Bat design is live! Inspired by the beloved Uncle from the first-family of goth, you could say this design is ELECTRIFYING. ⚡️⚡️⚡️ Get yours here: www.glowbatstore.com/products/spo... #unclefester #addamsfamily #addamsfamilyvalues #gothaesthetic #goth #gothfashion #blueskynightmarket
An illustration of Uncle Fester from the Addams Family with a lightbulb in his mouth.
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