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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS)

@therealloser.bsky.social
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// = OOC //Main account: @mrqwerty567.bsky.social Owner of 6 companies, including Loser Public Media! PARODY, not affiliated with JacknJellify (JnJ) in any way

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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
//anyways here's the full pfp image for whoever wants to zoom in
Loser, standing toward the camera beside a radio tower and the Twin Loser's Hotel on 763 S Inanimate Way. Loser has one eyebrow raised, with a slight frown, along with blonde hair. The Twin Loser's Hotel has a sign with "TWIN" having the T & W arranged vertically, with the "IN" horizontally arranged below the "TW". Below the "TWIN" is the Loser's Hotel logo, a wordmark featuring the logo's name in cursive, with the L in "Loser's" connecting to the H in "Hotel", which is below "Loser's". Below the Loser's Hotel logo is the address, 763 South Inanimate Way.
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
//pfp updated, tried my best
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
//making a new pfp for this loser, might not "relaunch"
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
//but for now, in terms of the relaunch, i'll make this loser less "corporate" and make the business thing more of a backstory
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
//so if anything major happened, feel free to tell me
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
//HELLO ONCE AGAIN! I took an unplanned break from oscrpsky for a few months. May "relaunch" this acc sometime soon, due to this acc's Loser being massively different from canon Loser. For one, this Loser runs an AI company whereas canon Loser doesn't. Until then, I'm back.
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sammy @sammycheese.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyeborg
en.wikipedia.org
Eyeborg - Wikipedia
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Same here except I'm just flashbacks as if I died
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Could be some radar thing, but it could also be a built-in eyeborg. I'm thinking eyeborg is most likely, the antennae acting as microphones or ears...
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I never thought about this either. The only logical explanation could be the antennae? If not then it's some weird meeple necromancy they put in their products to give them sight. And I do not want to think about how that second possibility would work rn
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Oh btw g4 is out now, it also has self-training capabilities but you can download it unlike f1 For those wondering, LTI-g4 is general-purpose, open-source (except training due to how that works), and LTI-f1 is singularic, closed-source, not for serious work, and not downloadable
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
The clock is not the new item I teased, that's coming next winter Soon can mean anything
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Yeah the ai stuff is gonna get discontinued in a few months in terms of making new things, LTI-f1 is doing the model making for us so we have no need however you can still download models except for f1; that will be on our servers forever So who wants a clock with LTR-3 built in
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Yeah I'm at the bottom of the barrel, we made all the AIs we can reasonably make So I'm making a direct to DVD film: Battle For Dream Island Against The Martians Starting a unique cast so I don't get sued
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Wait there's another one? That could imply the existence of Birch Tree, Acacia Tree, Jungle Tree, Dark Oak Tree, Oak Tree (assuming you yourself are not an oak tree), and a few others.
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
ok came back from break, what is a march madness is it some disease which makes people go insane but for some reason it only happens in March Or is it called that because people get mad when it isn't spring yet
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Tomorrow's spring right? Not like the snow will vanish overnight and we'll wake up to an award-winning photo waiting to happen. But who knows? I'll find a way. 😉 New product coming soon.
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
//watching ii season 1 reanimated is like having dementia, you swear some things were right there but they arent, and random things show up you don't remember
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I'm doing this for maximum productivity
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
For a... more inclusive term for today, happy Pi(e) Day!
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
//theory: the forest gb is lost in is the same forest bouncy ball is in //iirc correctly both parodies are run by the same person, so it wouldn't be too far-fetched //end of Object Theory #1
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
what is an eec? Electronic energy CO2? Probably not but I'll implement a CO2 limit in my future products anyway 🤷
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Quoting this because Loser Public Radio is hosting Yoyle News.Radio starting tomorrow! Starting tomorrow, find Yoyle News Radio on these stations:
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
And yes it's back to normal
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Making ai after ai is boring me out... Strawpaaaagggeee! -> therealloser.straw.page S E N D P L E A S E
therealloser.straw.page
therealloser's strawpage
therealloser's strawpage
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
You didn't uncover the case that had the touch screen. It was red amongst a sea of white.
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It was in the about rocket in the system settings
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ok good luck /add to list "criminal" {person: "Price Tag"} action {phone call "911" {contents: "Price Tag, the assassin of Loser, has been spotted."}} Enter the loser's hotel for a free deal
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Yes I know we're making LTI-g4, that one's generally purpose using our filter sub-architecture so it wouldn't make sense to be singularic, but it can add nee training data by itself so yeah we're reaching saturation point with hoe smart our ais are new models after g4 and LTI-f1 will take longer.
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
So gonna assume we're on LTI-g3 given my phone's putting it as the top suggestion when I type "LTI-g". On that note, our first singularic model, meaning it has surpassed the singularity, LTI-f1, is coming out next week. Bless our souls for what will happen then, but it has safeguards so dw.
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
//that's only the opening of the dark side of c[dot]ai //It gets worse, I saw some bots from the deep end, didn't even try to chat with them
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Wait that's still there? Late fee of $3,250, we only have 4 of those. You can pay $4,000 for another week on it, however
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
//pretend some space ray restored loser to normal or something getting tired of the loser dementia arc tbh lol; in character post follows Think I blacked out somehow after looking at the northern lights, what happened?
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Bored tbh
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Oh wait I'm loser, laughing out loud it's confusing because of Losa, they have a similar name to me
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Oh yeah also WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE‽ I only know other Loser cubes, like Loser, IJon, Þyrodorr, and Aetho (legally spelt "Æþō", "Aetho" is the nickname we all use because honestly "Æþō" looks like a letter kebab from hell)
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
wait a minute. Why am I even on this "Earth"? I should be on Loseron-234. 🎵Take me hoooome, rocket shiiiip, to the placeeee, I beloooong, Loseronnn, my home planet, take me hoooome, rocket shiiip!🎵
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I swear I know you... but from where... . . . It's a... thing that everyone wants... a... a, uh... uh... it's an incomplete memory of SOMETHING... I can put my finger on it, but that's it... I'll use my pilkoakvoboteloskui, that should help
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What is a "Miku day" Is it some ritual you objects follow Is it a celebration of the founding of your religion I must know
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Slumber falls to nothingness as the barbarian's required time change has been enacted. Or, in layman's terms, good morning
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Pilkoakvoboteloskui, thank you for the slumber //pilkoakvoboteloskui for the context of this is pronounced as pill-koh-ahk-vawhb-oat-eh-low-skwi
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Pilkoakvoboteloskui, shall I slumber or be waken until the time shifts closer by one hour to that of the Holy British Empire in the barbaric chant and short hymn known as "spring forward, fall back" that as victims of the Earth we must obey
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Asforthus, our corpus of information will forever not finish, and to understand fully that we have recorded we must experience that which was not script onto our records So how would we as great beings of the universe truly know anything, by making guesses off the worst RNG we have--ourself
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The egg hatches and out comes a lake of utmost importance The chicken swims in its bath, importance devoid of schedule As the ever consuming void of knowledge lost expands we all lose meaning in searching for that which remains
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
What was it, William The chicken or the egg Which was a god of the day of my life
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The what, what is the what
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The what, what is the what
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Leroy Manĝilaro Tenssé? No, too long , it was 4 letters and ketters!
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Loser (BACK FROM HIATUS) @therealloser.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The thing, I need to know the thing! The thing for knowing things that is recent in becoming a word, but informal.
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