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Hoarse Whisperer

@therealhoarse.bsky.social
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Father, writer, photographer, drinker of Guinness.

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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 4h
Hi!!
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
Indeed, they are.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
No. Near Lancaster, PA.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
Trying to reach Kid Rock about a musical matter should be a felony all on its own.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
What a great pic though.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
Wowww.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
Amazing to watch them weave with so much precision.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
Spectacular.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
Post your flower pictures. Share that bird you saw, that sunrise or sunset, that thing you made or found. Be your human self. We could all do with more humanity these days. The inhumanity of the world will wash us all away without it. That’s just what I think. //
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
It has an effect. It is like walking with someone and having them say “Hey, look at THAT!” It doesn’t even matter what it is. There is something fundamentally human and ‘connective’ about it. I think that matters. Especially now. 5/
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
I can tell you that whatever time I make to simply walk outside and take in the air, the sun, the weather, and the day… it leaves me feeling… better. I can also tell you that I appreciate when people post *their own* simple observations of the world as they see it. 4/
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
It just seems to me that we are, in a way, drowning our own “real worlds” in a tsunami of the very worst things from the larger world. We’re replacing an awakeness to what is outside our windows with a numb sleepwalk through whatever is on our screens. 3/
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
We are living through a period where there is so much horrible and wrong and alarming which we can do little about on a daily basis… and we are so continuously bombarded with that reality on social media. I think the constant pummeling has a subtle, insidious secondary effect. It is numbing. 2/
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 6h
I’ve been paying more attention to sunrises and sunsets lately. That has been intentional. I just find something about first and last light of day to be tranquil and calming. It isn’t so much the sunrise or sunset itself. It’s the act of being present in the observation of the world as it is. 1/
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 9h
Root’s. GD is only open on Friday’s apparently.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 12h
I’m pie-curious.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 13h
You are very welcome, friend. When you’re done with that, maybe Google “escaped domestic ducks” for another fun rabbit hole.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 13h
The key is to not overstate things.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 14h
Po-tay-to, puh-tah-to.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 14h
…which then makes it suddenly vital that you research ‘goose hybridization’ literally while standing next to the pond. Anywaaaaay, I saw two hybrid geese today. It was neat. //
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 14h
…and then figuring out that it was these two… 2/
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 14h
Having ADHD is walking by a pond with a hundred Canada geese; noticing that two are honking different than the rest; and then needing to figure out which two it was… 1/
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17h
Root’s indeed.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17h
Root’s Farm Market in Manheim, PA not far from Lancaster.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17h
If you eat it right after you buy it, it doesn’t have any calories. That’s just science.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17h
That wasn’t a dream. It was a vision.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17h
It’ll cost you dearly. A pastry like that will set you back… $1.75.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17h
It’s basically an apple pie in a homemade jelly donut. It is magical.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17h
So, I stopped at this huge Amish market yesterday and bought an ‘Apple Long John’. [second row, all the way on the right] I want to choose my words carefully to not sound hyperbolic here… It might have been the greatest thing in the history of anything ever. I would marry that pastry.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone ever been to Root’s Farmer’s Market in Lancaster County, PA? My Lordt, that is one hell of a place. The food… Sweet fancy Moses, just a damn wonderland.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coulda put it right where those hooks are though…
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is *in the bathroom*.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today in Questionable Design Choices: Hotel Edition. Full length mirror directly across from the toilet. Why though. Just why.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weekly tradition time: ending the week with some light no matter how dark the days. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Small, medium, or large, size doesn’t matter. Just something good.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another pretty one from somewhere in Pennsylvania last night.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sunset sure was pretty tonight.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This makes my eye twitch.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, but Cook Forest is ON MY LIST. I believe it’s virgin pine rather than deciduous but I literally have a stack of brochures in the car about the place. It’s a bit of a schlep for me but I’m def going at some point.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alright stop, collaborate and listen.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It *is* a fine tree, isn’t it.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Right?! I do love a good pine wood but old deciduous forests are just a different thing.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y’all, look at this absolute *unit* of a sycamore tree I found in the Pennsylvania woods. This giant was an absolute specimen. Over 200 years old. A trunk that dwarfed little ol’ six-foot me. I named it ‘Tree Rex.’ That’s an elder, man. An ancient. I do love me an old tree.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Friends… friends… FRIENDS… look what I saw yesterday. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “My gosh, Mike. Is that a *great spangled fritillary*?!” Why, yes. Yes, it is. Pretty little fritty, no? [Also super chill. Let me get this close with my phone.]
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wasn’t planning on stopping by one of my favorite places but it was on the way and the weather was just so effing spectacular, how could I not? As perfect an early fall day as you will ever find. Blue sky. Crisp autumn air. Bald eagles having a conversation across the water. Perfect.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Weekly tradition time: finding a glimmer no matter the gloom. Tell me something good. What good thing happened in your life this week? Saw the lights come up on Broadway or caught a sunset over Gotham, both work. Just something good.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jarritos is an excellent soda.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How dare you. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Find someone who loves you as much as I loved this burrito.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ugh. New Jersey is so ugly. How does anyone live here. Just look at all of this… nature and stuff.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell has not yet returned to Congress. In his defense, it takes longer when the ground is really dry.
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