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G. Smith

@therealgsmith.com
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Artist based in Vienna (Austria, EU). I mostly write #poetry and my opinion. I also watch movies and annoy people online. #FCKNZS #NoKings #NoDrugs #ClimateEmergency #NotJustSad #HumanRights #TaxTheRich #LoveIsLove #ReplyGuy #Music

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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 28/09/2026
Öffnet um 08:30 ...
screenshot google maps
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 12/09/2026
And I say heee-y-eee-y-e-e-eh...
Bluesky asking "What's up?"
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 12/09/2026
That makes much more sense.
Skircle all time list
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 12/09/2026
That seems inaccurate. #skircle
Skircle.me
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 12/09/2026
From back when life was still good.
Many clearly used action figures
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 11/09/2026
Rätselheft aus meiner Kindheit gefunden. Teile davon recht schwierig.
Es gab einmal Wörter, die brauchen wir heute nimma.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 05/09/2026
See?
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 01/09/2026
Aber oft falsch 😫
Wie man Handys richtig nutzt
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 01/09/2026
Way ahead of ya
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 27/08/2026
This world is so fucked.
Online posts: Do left-handed people have better relationships?
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 14/08/2026
Today on "Fun with lists and tables": #Roxette* concerts I've attended.
setlists of 8 concerts
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 13/08/2026
So that one on the right is clearly for women becaue there's an opening between the legs, whereas the one on the left has a thingy hanging there in the same place.
bad pictograms
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 13/08/2026
Arschlöcher, Symbolbild.
leere Flaschen, Popcorn und Nachos am Boden des Kinosaals
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 12/08/2026
My delivery of albums by artists who give very few fucks but somehow share a love for the same color scheme has arrived. #music
ADDIO by Faber, THE DEATH OF SLIM SHADY by Eminem, 44 ME by Juju
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 10/08/2026
Well, the whole thing is over now and the verdicts seem to differ. #orfsg
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 09/08/2026
A poem about what isn't. therealgsmith.com/design/#visu... #poem #poetry
Wish I had the energy 
To do the things I love 
Sleep remains the enemy 
Too much, yet not enough 
 
Want to finish what I start 
But I just sit and wait 
So much time for fun and art 
Yet I procrastinate
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 04/08/2026
Now with IMDb and Letterboxd scores, and boy, the latter is pretty harsh. And boy boy boy, Section 31 must suck so bad, WTF are they doing?? #StarTrek
ratings for all Star Trek shows and movies
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 25/07/2026
There are valid criticisms you can make about this movie. It's not immaculate. However, most of the 1 star reviews really just make me go "Well, that sounds like a you thing."
review distribution on imdb
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 23/07/2026
Since I was a kid, I've always been a sucker for redesigns. So this is right up my lane. Which ones do you like best? For me it would be J, hands down, if the numbers were rotated 90 degrees. #Euro #Currency #Banknotes #ECB discord.com/channels/735...
new Euro banknote designs
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 12/07/2026
Mhm. therealgsmith.com/design/#visu...
I'm the repair guy once again 
Fixing someone's self-esteem 
And once they've learned 
To fly from here 
I'm sent to hell 
 
I've shown you 
There are better men 
That it wasn't just a dream 
I've tried to love you for a year 
It worked too well
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 21/06/2026
I should finally continue watching these shows.
Sex education, Andor, The last of us, The boys
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 19/06/2026
This weather is fucking disgusting, and everyone claiming otherwise is delusional. #summer
Sweat
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 18/06/2026
Im Bett trag ich ihn relativ selten ... also außer für Fotos ...
A poem. With a sexy picture.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 17/06/2026
Oh thank God.
Hashtags (like AUTJOR) can be muted.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 14/06/2026
Now with color. Boy, #StarfleetAcademy must suuuuuuuuuck
IMDb and Rotten Tomato ratings of all Star Trek shows and movies.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 12/06/2026
Merz doof
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 01/06/2026
I am not okay with the poor rating of #StarTrek Generations.
Rotten Tomatoe ratings of all Star Trek movies and shows.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 31/05/2026
Those streaming shows really didn't do #StarTrek much good, allthough I suppose I should give #Picard another chance and power through it till season 3.
Star Trek shows and ratings, including episode ratings
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 23/05/2026
Seems fine to me.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 14/05/2026
Essen.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 05/05/2026
It's pool time again. 🏊🏻‍♂️
Ticket public pools Vienna
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 01/05/2026
Again, why go live if you can also stay and die?
A screenshot from BlueSky
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 26/04/2026
A poem about destruction. therealgsmith.com/design/#visu... #poem #poetry
They’re killing our future fast 
They’ve done it since before my birth 
For no good thing can ever last 
If they don’t recognize its worth 
And while we’ve all been taught the signs 
Of how catastrophe begins 
They label our screams as whines 
And our wake-up calls as sins
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 22/04/2026
And here they are. My top posts. Which are probably not my actual top posts. Also, underwhelming.
posts
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 22/04/2026
I'm guessing this means my likes by other people have gone up recently, though it could also be interpreted differently.
a graph
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 22/04/2026
My top hashtags look about right, though I could probably verify them if I wanted to.
Top hashtags: poetry, music, Trump, Merz, Scrubs
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 22/04/2026
My posting activity has gotten a lot better since I actually got an invite code.
post activity starting in 2025
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 22/04/2026
Ja, #ZaraBleibt – vorerst. Und die Frau Bauer grinst sich eins.
76611 Unterschriften
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 20/04/2026
Wenn der ÖVP nicht völlig wurscht wär, was die Leute wollen, wär das schon eine beachtliche Anzahl in der kurzen Zeit an einem Montag Nachmittag.
9000 Unterschriften
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 20/04/2026
An sich nicht schlecht für einen Montag Nachmittag.
2999 Unterschriften
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 20/04/2026
I guess allstars is kinda like all time but not quite.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 20/04/2026
This seems about right. But why only the past 62 days? What about ... all the days?? #skircle
skircle
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 20/04/2026
Ich sag mal, es lässt sich Interesse am Thema erahnen.
999 Unterschriften
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 20/04/2026
I'd say my way of simply collecting a lifetime of music I love instead of paying for subscription scams is working pretty well so far.
A folder with 7903 music files.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 19/04/2026
Endlich ein Medium, das nicht einfach blind falsche Wörter verwendet. Es ist selten Pädophilie.
Ausschnitte aus einem Interview mit dem forensischen Psychologen Jonni Brem über Sexualdelikte an Kindern und warum sie selten mit Pädophilie zu tun haben.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 13/04/2026
Endlich ein Produkt, das nichts verspricht.
Frei von Versprechen
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 13/04/2026
I got a few blue ones.
It's slippery outside 
The stairway is a slide 
It's fun to watch the masses 
They all land on their asses
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 12/04/2026
Liebe Spam-Bots, wenn ich nur in Worte fassen könnte, wie unglaublich unattraktiv ich Dialekt finde. Selbst wenn die Dame echt wär, wär mein Interesse minimal.
I bin mega geil, I wü di Schwanz
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 10/04/2026
Bin sehr froh, nun endlich über die wichtigsten Probleme in der Stadt @wien.gv.at aufgeklärt worden zu sein. #Wien
Screenshots einer Chat-Unterhaltung. Mit viel Blöd.
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com · 04/04/2026
Essen
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