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Evil Steve

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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Battletech! I lost A densly wooded battlefield may provide cover, but fast tiny mechs are still no match for big Autocannons. Also, my dice stood to tradition and repeatedly shit the bed. Fire 4 lasers, hit with 1, repeat as needed until I get too hot. Damnit.
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Battletech: Victory! A small, but brutal engagement. A few excellent shots early on put my opponent on the back foot so I pressed my advantage. Normally, I stand & fire but this time I got up in his business. Wounded 3 of his pilots & destroyed 2 mechs. Alas, it cost me my Awesome. RIP Hugh Manatea
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Corpo suits lie. If you meet one, do not listen to them. Shout down their lies. Confront them with their lies. Then throw them out. They speak lies to steal from you, to humiliate you, to laugh at you Never treat these money harvesting meat algorithms as human.
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Never trust a corpo suit when they plead innocence. They always lie. They are incapable of speaking truth. They are not people, they are just money acquiring meat algorithms. Treat them with the contempt they deserve.
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Battletech: Big fight final details As we had to cut the game short its not that bad. Repairs are minor, only two mechs destroyed, but 3 pilots were KIA. I'd mentioned my Thunderbolt and Grasshopper earlier, but I just did the check on my Shadow Hawk, and he did not survive by our campaign rules
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Battletech! Its over Our massive battle ended, not in victory or defeat but in guests are coming and the basement needs to be packed up All in all it was a great game. Loads of fun but just not enough time. We will try again in the future. Annecdote or two to follow 1/?
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Round 6 ends in pain. Lost 3 mechs, and 2 more badly mauled. My Demolisher got killed & didn't even get in range! Push, counterpush & revenge headshots were my concolation The war shall finish up next weekend. Until then, enjoy Princess Buttercup Mariposa, my regiment's commander
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Battletech! Its been 4 rounds & the pain begins. Overextended with a Flea-15 & he got evaporated. My Dervish has been nearly cored out & overheating. He's done doing war today. Infantry casualties mount, transports disappear, but I bagged a Trebuchet in an ammo fireball & sent his Hatcheman to Hell
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
fuck them and the horse they generated
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So, it takes about 3 hours to get through a full turn. That includes breaks to unwind. I am confident we will get this to a satisfying end. Until next time, here is me a the boys off to do war
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And so it begins!! Got set up, all the units organized & deployed and then began Round 1 movement Moving all that took about 90 minutes, so we might actually pull this off In the mean time, please enjoy my LGB-7Q Longbow "Pride" piloted by Davy Street [if you understand that, I know where you live]
A giant missle robot painted leopard print with metallic purple accents because I am a man of taste and refinement
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
BATTLETECH! this weekend me & my usual opponent are begining a month long battle >16 standard maps laid out in a square >20+ platoons of infantry >60+ vehicles >130+ battlemechs Several pilots will retire after this, having reached their campaign limits.We expect many to die dis gonna be gud
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Corpo suits are welfare scammers. Record profits to line their pockets from government handouts. And they increase those profits off the backs off workers who they just put in the unemployment lines. If its a Corpo Suit, its not a person. Never believe anything a Corpo Suit says. Never trust them
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
yah, fuck content theives. they aren't people
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Corpo or Government, the suits only lie. They market based on clicks, but the problem is the clicks aren't people. They created this problem with spambots. Now they want use us to fix their problem Do not trust them. Do not support them. Do not treat them as people, they are only bots themselves
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I had to read this and realize this is correct and now you must accept this truth also
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dear Ameri-bros, Congratulations on 250 years of doing your own damn thing. We don't always agree or get along, but your still ok by me Be sure to enjoy many burgers & keep a cold chest nearby for beverage & any fingers or toes that go wandering during fireworks Love Your Hat
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Corpo suits are too stupid to live, let alone make decisions about peoples livelihoods. Replace them with AI. Replace them with compitent people. Replace their chairs with a long flight of concrete stairs Never respect corpo suits. Never treat them as people. They deserve only contempt and poverty
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
top rate execution. you never see the next bit coming
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@halbernacht.bsky.social this seems like something you would like, for a given definition of like
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Battletech: I lost City fighting gets brutal, and it favoured my opponent. More lasers, more flamers, more MGs. And then there was my dice. How in the fuck do I roll 6d6 and have it come to a total of 11 Anyway, now a few weeks break and we start a 4 battalion, 16 map battle.
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The expected quality of work from Tech Bros and corpo suits. Never treat them as competent. Never treat them as people. They are just bots made of meat. Not a thought of value in their heads.
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
We are not sheltered children of pearl clutching adults. We can decide on our own what we view If someone is worried about what their children see, then they should spend more time raising their children. If they claim to be too busy that is their own problem to solve
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Once again, Corpo suits proving they are unfit to do their jobs, and unwilling to do anything but the bare minimum Never trust a suit. The ones who aren't malicious are incompitent. They are all trash and should be treated as such
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Battletech: Victory! It started bad. Rapid critical damage to the leg and large laser of my Zeus, but I endured and out maneuvered my enemy, keeping better positions and enduring heat penalties until armour breaches and ammo explosions killed two enemy mechs
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Battletech: Victory! Got a solid collection of hits on a Zeus early, & my brand new Griffin blew up his ammo. 3 rounds later, got another lucky hit on a Thunderbolt's ammo hopper Opponent decided it was unwinnable & called it. Only lost a Scorpion tank and a Pegasus to do it
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Battletech: I lost Was going evenly until I got lucky and blew the LRM-20 off his Stalker. He retaliated by blowing the LRM-20 off my Longbow, the right torso off my Zeus and most of the armour off my Vindicator Took the hint and called it
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Battletech: Victory! Headshots abound with too many pilots injured. An early kill of an Orion gave me a fighting chance. His pilots were better, but I had more mechs. Damn near lost my Archer pilot in hand to hand. Did kill his Shogun pilot which is where he called it
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
sometimes things explain themselves better than we can
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
*Hunchback Technically, its was a Swayback. The difference? Hunchbacks have a Class 20 Autocannon. Big, day wrecking cannon. Swaybacks swap it out for 7 medium lasers making it a more reliable weapon platform. But damnit, Cheney well on his way to being an elite pilot.
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Battletech: I lost Terrifying Turn 1: 2 pilots shot in the face. Turn 2: 2 more pilots shot in the face. Turn 3-shot the leg off a Marauder, my Shogun explodess & 1 more pilot shot in the face, and my Hunchback* takes a second shot and dies Rest in Peace Lon Cheney, the bells will toll for thee 1/2
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The corpo suit lies will not stop. They are not protecting children. Believe in the makers of the game. Never believe a suit.
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A correct opinion. I feel it applies to all media. If a company won't produce, then they loose the rights. I have no problem [in theory] of a company subcontracting someone else to handle physical release, but keeping control. But somethng must be made available to the public
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Battletech: I lost 1st round my elite Archer takes a PPC to the head, ejected to avoid that double critical 3rd round costs me a Phoenix Hawk. I'm down to 2 mechs and I've hardly put a dent in the enemy We both agree that opening round kills in small games are disappointing
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
After last night's game, I think I'm Warhammer pregnant given how hard my dice fucked me. Even my opponent was horrified. How in the 12 gauge fuck do I fail to roll 3 or higher on 5 dice?
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
For the unfamiliar; damaged hips mean much reduced movement, engines loose cooling abilities, which is very, very bad when firing weapons, gyros means any fancy moves, like running, are very hard. And a really lucky shot just severs a limb Flamer crits mean no recreational arson
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Battletech: Draw! Was going splendidly, then Round 4 happened Firestarter: hip crit Dervish: engine crit Flea: shoulder, flamer & gyroscope crit Grasshopper: both arms get removal crits His mechs were in rough shape, would have been at best Pyrric for either of us so we called it
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
For those unfamiliar: Heat is generated by weapons, movement & fire. Get too hot & mechs move slower, shoot less accurately, shutdown, or cook any ammunition it has [very bad]. The chart goes to 30, and I managed to get there. First time I've ever seen it happen. I consider it a personal best
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Battltech: Another victory this week. Caught my opponent off guard with a pair of Assault mechs & a pair of Mediums in a low tonnage match. How I missed as often as I did is a mystery, but I did manage to shoot enough to force a heat shutdown on my own Zeus But victory is victory
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Battletech: I won It was a really light match. Biggest mech was a 35 ton Firestarter. Just a bunch of silly little guys that turned into a 7 round slugging match. I blew the leg off his Wasp, and then used that poor bastard as bait to make sure I had shots from my Urbanmech WTF was happening?
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Battletech: I lost First round my Crusader takes a load of missles to the head. He lived, but he was done doing war today. After that, my opponent was better placed to push my flank and I did not feel it was worth the cost to fight on
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Battletech: I lost Thought I had it when my Battlemaster kicked the leg off a Crusader, then bashed in its head, but he flubbed it against the Warhammer & went down. Near ran out of ammo for my Rifleman, had my Enforcer's autocannon shot to off & he still had an untouched Orion
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
BEHOLD AGAIN!! My second Longbow, "Pride" piloted by David "Davie" Street, a veteran of war at this point in the campaign. The paint was going to be much more obnoxious, but my Bilous Green was being difficult and I couldn't bring myself to give the hip joint and lower legs the metallic purple
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Battletech today and I won. Brutally. Round 2 I double-tapped a Longbow in the face, he fell down and the pilot did not wear his seatbelt. Round 3 I beheaded a veteran Centurion. It was justified as he killed my unit's commander 5 years ago. Revenge is sweet
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
BEHOLD! One of my two LGB-7Q Longbows. That model number is from the 90s which is kinda eerie. This one is piloted by Sam Francisco and designated "Rainbow" I'm happy with the spectrum effect. The nebula effect on the legs I think still needs work
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Battletech: I lost hard I had 4 smaller mechs with reliable pilots & a tank. He had two hardcore veteran murderhobos, 2 reliable pilots & infantry He got within range and sandblasted my armour off. I had some success with my Wolfhound shooting his Trebuchet in the head, which he then returned
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Battletech: I lost A map of narrow valleys is a good place for infantry... Unless the enemy brings infanty killer mechs And then takes the high ground with an elite sharpshooter in a Catapult And then cores out my Wolverine in 2 turns Just pain and suffering
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Jesus H.W. Christ what the fuck were my dice tonight. If I was rolling d12s not d20s the result would have been EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME. Nothing higher than 12, usually 7 or less. AND EVERYBODY ELSE DID THE SAME FUCK YOU DICE FUCKYOUTOUNWASHEDGOATDICKHELL
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Evil Steve @therealevilsteve.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
so, anyone got any ideas how to paint the legs? Not sure if I want to coninue the spectrum idea, or go another way.
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