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Erik

@therealchromatic.bsky.social
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He/him. SF Bay Area | Motorcycles, cats & dogs | E-bike lover | Gym struggler | Italian food enthusiast & amateur chef. No LGB without T. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏍️ 🚲 🏋️ 🐱 🐶 linktr.ee/TheRealChromatic

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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That Midwestern Mom is leveraging her platform of 4M+ followers to shine a harsh light on her own school district’s homophobic shenanigans. youtu.be/xSblxO4qP10
youtu.be
Let's raise a stink with the ACLU 🏳️‍🌈
YouTube video by Amber That Midwestern Mom
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
<3 this breakdown of a complicated issue. Beth's deep focus on children is 100% not weird or obsessive in any way. If you are voting in Davis CA, get to know your school board candidates. www.bethbournefordavisschools.com
bethbournefordavisschools.com
Beth Bourne for Davis School Board | Get Informed & Engage Now
Discover Beth Bourne’s campaign for Davis School Board, focusing on transparency, community engagement, and protecting student interests with a commitment to district priorities.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is Charlie in the room with us right now?
Text spam, url is scratched out

+1 (833) 610-1123)

Today 9:37 AM
Hey, it's Tyler from Turning Point Action. Charlie found the states that break the Left's plan to regain power
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if dumb terfs search for ppl talking about terfs.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Favorite comment so far: “she finished second in her lawsuit, that’s an improvement!” I love this for Riley.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
what in the fuck is going on
display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need this in SF.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Calm down of course an evil queen is going to try to rebrand evil as faaaaabulous.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyone unironically explaining that bicycles need to follow the rules of the road tells me everything I need to know about them.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi Bisexual ppl I see you ♥️
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New elder gay picture game. Instead of gay or European, we could do “Palm Springs Rich Corinthian Leather or Fort Laudersale Rich Corinthian Leather.” I’ll win.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In honor of New Cat, I am barbecuing hamburgers.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is another anti-trans dem you need to ask very hard questions of and find an alternative to.
erininthemorning.com
“Coward!”: Iowa Dem Governor Candidate Rob Sand Comes Under Fire At Campaign Rally After Saying He Agreed With Trans Sports Bans
Apparently, Sand could not tell this prospective constituent that he supported equal rights for everybody.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lol TERFs
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Even Talarico y’all. NOTHING ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE ENDANGERS CIS PEOPLE period. No matter how much footsie you play with fascists, they’re still gonna get around to fucking your shit up too, so maybe just do the right thing?
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fb screenshot. 

Maxi Glamour:
In other news
[ROGUEDNC]
SEP.08.26
PINK WANTS MACKLEMORE CANCELED OVER
PALESTINE SUPPORT

Macklemore inset in the background. Foreground is James Charles.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rainbow washing anti-trans dems is a disservice. Public may need to hold one’s nose & vote for them with no other alt, but make sure they’re informed so they can’t say “I didn’t know” & commit to ask the right questions & support a better candidate next time. Stop ignoring their evil positions.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sept 9 2020 @ 10:38am. The day the sun didn’t rise. Orange day. I was at my office during a 20 min slot during which I would be the only person on the floor to pick up all my personal items. They were fully shutting down the office bc Covid wasn’t going anywhere.
A sky scraper in the distance framed by two closer skyscrapers. The foreground is normal muted gray tones (looks like maybe 5am) while the sky and background is a vibrant orange. There is a single car nearby with a few ppl standing around chatting.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Always a deeply enshittified experience, thanks GrubHub
A GrubHub receipt with callouts. Namely that in a $132 order, it will take an hour to arrive, but if I add $2.99 for “priority” it will arrive… a few minutes earlier. This is pre-tip btw.
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Sue Kerr @pghlesbian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sam Nordquist's family honors his life at Rochester's first Trans Pride Festival 13wham.com/news/local/s...
13wham.com
Sam Nordquist's family honors his life at Rochester's first Trans Pride Festival
The family of Sam Nordquist honored his life and legacy Sunday at Rochester's first Trans Pride Festival, just days before the first defendants convicted in connection with his killing are set to be…
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 08/09/2026
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Sep Precious Arzuaga, 40, who led the weekslong torture and murder of 24-year-old trans man Sam Nordquist in upstate NY pleads guilty to first-degree murder and is sentenced to life in prison. Still not long enough. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
nbcnews.com
Woman who helped torture and kill transgender boyfriend to be sentenced to life in prison
Precious Arzuaga, 40, pleaded guilty to first-degree murder and other charges in the weekslong torture and killing of 24-year-old Sam Nordquist.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...
gofundme.com
Donate to Justice for Sam Nordquist ❤️, organized by Kayla Nordquist
Our family would like to thank everyone for the outpouring of love and support we have r… Kayla Nordquist needs your support for Justice for Sam Nordquist ❤️
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Has South America (fka South Park) dusted off the What Would Brian Boitano Do? song to catalog the 🍊💩’s 9/11 unbelievable heroics?
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sam Nordquist was a transgender man who was tortured for 30 days and then murdered in Minnesota. Today 2 (out of 6) of his murderers were sentenced to life without parole. www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
msn.com
MSN
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know this is a common belief, but it’s not true. If people went anti-vaxx/MAHA because they were excluded from the medical establishment, we would see sky-high rates among poor people, minorities and the uninsured. We don’t.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We don’t talk enough about the challenges of being a middle aged cat lady trying to do the weekly pill box while teenage cats do zoomies throughout the house trying to catch interdimensional moths.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just finished season 1 of Dark Matter. Thinking fondly back to Otherworld. I don’t remember if it was actually any good but the premise was tantalizing. www.imdb.com/title/tt0088...
imdb.com
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just bawled my way thru Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Yes, Whitney’s I Will Always Love You was magnificent but Dolly’s was pure heartbreak, occasionally landing a note. And Hard Candy Christmas will reduce me to ugly tears even in the middle of Disneyland.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEAVY BREATHING www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
screenshot of a bleach blond unfuckable neo-yahtzee (with an n) who will 100% exit this mortal coil with zero friends, respect, clout, or single fuck about his entire garbage existence.

Milo Yiannopoulos is in ICE custody facing a final removal order, sources say
Story by Nicole Sganga • 14m
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Do my Chanel under-eye patches at a zoom interview say too much, or not enough?
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not me and dentist nearly bawling with his fingers in my mouth bc Here You Come Again came on his office station 😢😢😢
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goodbye, Dolly. You were a magnificent, kind, and talented human
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have you tried shutupmaxxing it’s so hot rn
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also, who is Janelle I love her. It’s like Elle Woods and Ahn Phoong had a baby in the Pacific Northwest
Stylish woman with long blonde ringlets in a pink business suit on a pink background reads “Cute. But make it litigation. Better call Janelle.”
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did you know you don’t even have to go to SeaTac to get Beecher’s Cheese in Seattle?!
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My family and I request privacy while we navigate my divorce from Kit Harrington.
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David "Double Double Toil & Trouble" @dowagerabbess.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Don’t be fooled. AB 2001 is not about safety. It is about social control and the cleansing of neighborhoods. By lowering the bar for asset forfeiture and giving civil prosecutors access to private DOJ records, it invites the systemic abuse of vulnerable citizens."
48hills.org
OPINION: The danger of Stefani's nuisance law for sex workers and people of color - 48 hills
AB 2001 allows city attorneys to weaponize past charges to seize property and shut down businesses
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can’t watch heteronormative “romcoms” bc they tend to fwature unhealthy tropes like jealousy and poor communication as virtue and stand ins for TRUE LURVE. The idea of ONE NIGHT ONLY and especially as a “romcom” genuinely makes me a little ill.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What’s the zoonotic word for compersion for when your “I’m a dog person” boyfriend is clearly having a fun time with the kitties?
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Somewhere at Apple there is a dashboard of the number of times globally customers have changed the word duck to dick or fuck.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Put aluminum foil down they said. It will keep the cats off the counter they said. #catsofbluesky #tuxedo #lolidowhatiwant
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Please come take this 18’x10’ #knit blanket! For the yarn alone, but it’s a nice pattern. Free in #sanfrancisco #potrerohill #dogpatch #Knitting #yarn #yarnlove #crafting #handmade #crochetandknit #bedrot
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Hugely big hand knitted blanket - free stuff - buy nothing - craigslist
It’s white, mint, bright green and deep teal. Idk what the pattern is. My mom knitted it. It’s literally 18x10 feet of super soft synthetic yarn. A knitter who wants yarn or a bed rotter or a 10...
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My Craigslist post: “I am at INTERSECTION. The first person to show up to INTERSECTION and sends me a message in the app gets it.” Every response: “omggg here is my phone number. Message me so I can decide if I want it and when I’m available for you to load it into my car.”
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
2028 tier list, vibes only - Viable AOC Pritzker Ossoff - Boring Beshear Shapiro Buttigieg - GTFO Newsom Emanuel
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Uber mapping is ignoring all the many many MANY closed roads today. Trying to verbally navigate a driver who is dependent on that is… challenging. Beware San Francisco city folk who need to use uber today.
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Alyc Helms @alychelms.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New interview up on Nerd Daily! thenerddaily.com/ma-carrick-t...
thenerddaily.com
Q&A: M. A. Carrick, Author of 'The Eye of Leviathan' | The Nerd Daily
We chat with M.A. Carrick (the joint pen name of Marie Brennan and Alyc Helms) about The Eye of Leviathan, which is a sweeping adventure set in a world where fae secretly walk amongst those who seek t...
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Claude insight, wrapped in an ancient AbFab character. It’s like working with Bubble. She tries really hard but has zero context for what she is doing. She proudly restates the dumbest things in an effort to appear on the ball.
- Yeah, come on! So, this New Year thing.
Am I correct in thinking it's when the year goes up one? That's right, yeah.
- Two? 
- No, only one, dear.
- To 1995.
- I should make a note of that in my pad.
- At what time does it occur? 
- Midnight.
Because I'm always signing cheques for you with the wrong date on.
- What did she say? 
- It's clever, though, the way it happens.
Regular, almost like clockwork.
Twelve months go by, "Hello, hello, hello", of their own accord, and behold, another year begins.
It knows what it is, and somehow, as if by magic, everyone in the world knows as well.
The sweet, sad passage of time.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fuck it I’m now just blocking any account posting non-alt texted screenshots of someone else’s social posts bc fuck those lazy clout whores. Telling them they suck only increases engagement.
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Erik @therealchromatic.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Venn diagram of gays who want to/did invest in SpaceX and the gays who think trans girls shouldn’t play on girls sports teams is a circle.
static.klipy.com
The Good Place: Ya Basic!
Alt: The Good Place’s Eleanor gesticulating wildly and shouting “Ya Basic!” at Chidi
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