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Bucko

@therealbucko.bsky.social
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Software Engineer, miniature painting and retro game enthusiast. Don't be weird and send needy DMs, I'll ignore them. Here to post pictures of my dog and support the fight for democracy with a heavy level of snark.

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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WOMP wooooomp
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Pusheen Playing Sad Trombone
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sesame Street The Count
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Keep the rich people AWAY from messing with this at all costs!
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Exactly - Dan Levy is a national treasure.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Bunny What Emote
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He's a flip-flop wearing phony.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The universal response to anything from the "maga-verse"...
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Wow Fascinating: David Rose's Sure...
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Health is important. That being said, there are those of us that find bigger guys attractive. Anyways, I always thought you were cute, but good on ya for getting healthy. 👍
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get these people away from positions of power!
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was super bitchy yesterday - In retrospect, growing up in a world where you have "acceptable child grooming" everywhere and then as an adult being in a community regularly accused of being groomers this is a touchy topic for me. Pardon my buzz-kill post. MJF is great and I've enjoyed his films.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Eeeeew, we don't want him! 🤢 That man is probably into sock-puppets that he glues pictures of his own face on. I'd imagine he yells "I'm SecWar, F-Yeah" during his personal time. The rainbow flag wants nothing to do with him.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NO, What the hell is this "Concern" bullshit?! It's a violation - Accountability NOW! This "Oh No, but we won't do anything about it" crap has to stop. Pointing it out and doing nothing is who we've become. We need stronger - more ethical backbones in power. "Concerned",... what a joke we've become
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank you for this ❤️.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, the men on the edges of the pool watching women and children in that position are a huge "creep factor" for me.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
...So much winning.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
💩💩💩💩
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More proof that openly "grooming children" is apparently acceptable for straight people. I've been saying it for years... also, unless the articles intention is for girls and boys to love to MJF, the article is specifically for grooming little girls. Enjoy your "domesticated wife" ez bake oven toys!
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Brawl Stars Piper Looks in Oven
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Kermit Say What
Alt: Kermit contemplates the information he had received regarding towers.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But yes - I'd prefer they not be a thing as well. Something something lemons, lemonade...
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Counter point - MS now taking their money to show to an audience that knows better is kinda brilliant. Money spent on MS now is essentially wasted money IMHO. I especially love all the republican political ads they've been showing because I know it's out of desperation and is a complete waste.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hear something to the effect of - "I'm going to put this pineapple up your butt and if you don't let me I'm going to keep attacking you and it's your fault for not letting me put a pineapple up your butt"
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mnyeaaaah...
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Ryan Reynolds' Shocked Reaction
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Every time my dog poops I imagine it hitting him face at the same velocity as if it were shot out of a potato cannon.
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Man Gets Hit in Face with a Pie
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All good.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The goal Wouldn't be to stop it in its tracks - it would be to get it in moving components causing difficult maintenence. Covering cameras would be a disaster for them to clean as well and could stop them. I won't continue to fight with your need to be right on this from your narrow perspective.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Have you ever tried to wipe it off anything you accidentally got it on?
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Insulation spray foam in a can from the hardware store.
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Woman Playing with Green Slime
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
...But you're not - all at the same time!
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How are we normalizing this!?
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is that Woody H?! 🤣🤣🤣
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Cletus Kasady Smirk (Venom)
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don't insult Dexter... he deserves better.
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Dexter's Lab: Dexter in Sunglasses
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This one's also my go to for guys like that:
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Ryan Reynolds' Shocked Reaction
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They just sound so dumB (capital "b".) As time goes on they just sound dumBer and dumBer,... #OperationTryToFixFuckup
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Goofy Guy Says 'You Are So Dumb'
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Don't over simplify your headlines to get "likes" at the expense of people who's content YOU are sharing yet had no part in making. Post responsibly and cite actual relevant references so we can start rebuilding trust. You put up lazy posts for likes, you deserve the aftermath in the comments.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yeah, I'm not a fan of this new trend to just make up your own back story. This account took someone who is skilled and confident and diminished them (without proof) for a headline. Massimo deserves to lose followers. Its a slop account. The cheerleaders are amazing, they deserve better.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can you also get Ron Pearlman? Asking for a friend.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Whilst
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Off topic but, are those "eye-boobs"? 🤣🤣🤣
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Um....
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Ryan Reynolds' Shocked Reaction
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
*Lowlowland
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Like he owns his own REAL hair.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So we're incentifying poor care from greedy medical staff,... nice.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Shouldn't mix that much wine with pool water, you could throw off the PH. *squints* Oh! ...That's just Pirro.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I saw that back in 2008. It was always going to end this way.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Religion,... they weaponized religion. Better yet - they sprinkled hate and bigotry on top so they don't have to really participate in any of the Jesus stuff. They sent a "hate flare" into the sky and 30% of the country responded to it.
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
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Bucko @therealbucko.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Are we talking about the lettuce? Because It feels like we're taking about the lettuce.
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