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@therealbcf.bsky.social
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He/him-ish. Friend of cats. Topology enthusiast.

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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A orange cat sitting at an office chair at a desk, it's face is pressed up against a microphone. The caption says "WOULD"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Norm McDonald in the 80s (skinny white man in a suit with dark brown short curly hair) doing the Weekend Update on SNL, sitting at a news desk in front of a map of the world
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
me acting hard at the party
An anteater standing on its hind legs and holding its arms out, with its head down, trying to look threatening. It looks ridiculous.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Share something for the 90's (still the best version of this game)
The box for Super Nintendo's "Chrono Trigger".
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This Simpsons' at the breakfast table

[Marge] Bart's right. Let's none of us have a cow.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
she loves her mommy
Celine laying in a woman's lap, parallel to her legs and stretching out
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
cartoon ms paint guy kind of looking sad and saying "yea"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
she's up
I little grey-brown cat sitting down, the camera angle is from above so most of her body is behind her little head. She's looking up and to the left, with her mouth partially open.slightly shallower angle, so her front legs are more visible, but still look very short because of the angle. She's looking to the left, with her mouth closed now.Shot from above, she's standing up and whipping her striped tail around. A person's feet are visible, with dark blue nail polish on some of the toes.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
say happy birthday to celine the birthday baby
A really sleeping-looking grey cat lying on a bed with her eyes half openeven sleepier looking, one of her eyes is closed and the other is closing
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
While we're dunking on this guy's N64 take, I immediately thought of four AMAZING games that aren't even Zelda or Mario or Starfox or Smash Bros. His entire argument amounts to "looks bad", which, let's be fair, is true.
Ogre Battle 64Mystical Ninja starring GoemonPerfect DarkStar Wars: Rogue Squadron
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Guy on a talk show, who looks like a stupid idiot in a bowtie.

"Brain Bugs? Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive!"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
everyone who likes Witcher 3 better than Skyrim "because of the story" just sounds like this to me
Big Brain wojak guy whose brain is so big he's sitting in it like a chair, smoking a pipe.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Gretzki could've been immortalized as Canada's greatest sports treasure but he decided "nah" so I guess we get Bret Hart instead which honestly I'm not complaining.
A professional wrestler with long greasy/curly hair and wide purple sunglasses. He has a big leather jacket over a black muscle shirt and pink spandex pants. He looks extremely cool.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Mrs. Krabaple from the Simpsons from the waist up, naked except for small pink balloons covering her abdomen and chest. She has a seductive look on her face and is popping one of the balloons with a cigarette in a long holder.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
[American book explaining the Coriolis Effect] Imagine a really big gun.
The Coriolis effect—The discussion on the previous page dealt with the geography and physics of hurricane development. The understanding of the circulation of hurricane winds requires an understanding of the Coriolis effect.
During World War I, the Germans introduced huge artillery pieces called ‘Big Berthas,’ mammoth guns that could hurl shells 15 miles high at targets 75 miles away. But they had a...
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
🤔
The problem: Exponential growth along our coasts is accompanied by building in high-risk localities.

The solution: A better understanding of coastal processes.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"Tickets pleeease"
Black and white train ticket collector guy from Bart's dream during the big standardized test
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Martin Prince (The Simpsons) wearing a t-shirt that says "Wang Computers"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is her. 😭
I little cartoon bird with long brown hair making music on a computer with a synth in her lap.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Fat bald man (brown skullet) in his 30/40s standing akimbo. Wearing tight blue track pants and a white tank top that does not totally cover his belly. Green thong sandals on his feet and a gold medallion around his neck. Thick black moustache on his face flanked by jowls, he wears an expression of aggressive indifference.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ricky from "Trailer Park Boys" sliding down a steep hill into a river
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Sure why not. (I thought some of the questions were funny lol. "Koalas only live in the Southern Hemisphere. Are you like a koala?")
Albania

The Land of the Eagles
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
enjoy the soundtrack and also this guy
Pixel art of a smiling skull, the character Sans from Undertale.

There is a "BRIK" watermark from the artist
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
whenever the "rejection of AI is creativity gatekeeping" discourse comes up
Tim Heidecker in an I Think You Should Leave Sketch.

He has long greying-brown has in a pony tail and a short beard. 

"You can't be a good writer because you don't have a curious mind."
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
A raucous scene at the signing of the declaration of independence. Windows are shattered in the background.

A middle-aged man is pleading with a young George Washington.

"Please sir, you're destroying my establishment"Washington raises his hands in triumph

"We just created the greatest democracy on Earth..."Washington points at the man's chest 

"You low-life commoner!"Washington front-kicks the man down.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"BIN LADEN KILLED IT IN THE RAP BATTLE"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
this whole area is Scandanavian lmao, FOR ONE THING. It's extremely easy to detail the endless ways that this South African immigrant is objectively wrong, it won't fit within the character limit. Immigrants aside it doesn't even begin to acknowledge the cultural contributions from former slaves.
A map of the united states with the Dakotas, Minnesota, and Wisconsin circled in green
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
close up show on Lisa Simpson's face, looking annoyed

"Shut up, brain! I got friends now.""I don't need you anymore"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"I am the captain now" meme. The pirate's face has been replaced with Miga (small dog) and it says "I am the date now."
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The Simpsons

Kent Brockman "Eye On Springfield"

"The government calls it 'The Army'."
A shot of soldiers standing in front of their barracks and holding their hands over their hearts in oath. The caption in blood-red letters says in "The KILL-BOT Factory"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
me when I have one (1) drink
Barney with an empty champaign glass in his hand, the camera is tilded and he has a crazy look in his eye 

"It Begins! [Shouts]"Homer and two NASA dorks watching this happen. The dorkier of the Nasa dorks says 

"I don't understand it. That was non-alcoholic champagne."
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
this is what happens to me when I stop drinking for three (3) seconds
Barney Gumble but he's looking very healthy and fit, wearing a NASA jumpsuit and standing beside a boxing speedbag.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The Simpsons doing a Beverly Hillbillies spoof. They are riding in a dilapidated old car from the 1930s or something, with Marge sitting in a chair on top of it somehow. We are viewing the car/family from the front. The sky is blue and the road is lined with palm trees.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Krusty The Klown dressed up in a purple tuxedo on his show, introducing the main attraction

"... like the salivating dogs that you are ..."
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Homer at his station in the nuclear plant, naked except for a towel around his waist. He's talking on the phone.

"You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel."
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
"don't have a cow" and "eat my shorts" had their day in the sun but this is undeniably Bart's most notable catchphrase
Bart Simpson in a recording studio, saying "Hwuh!" into the microphone
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Abe Simpson lying on the ground looking at someone's shoes. They are extremely 90's sneakers.

"I noticed Malloy worse sneakers..."cut to Abe telling the story to the Simpson family

"For sneaking!"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
american press conferences
Homer in his vigilante attire on a talkshow.

"Oh Ken, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes."
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The Simpsons.

Homer, Barney, Apu, and Moe are dressed in vigilante attire, and stomping out a leaf fire on a guy's lawn.

"No burning leaves without a permit!"And overhead shot that shows their stomping has only spread the fire.

The man who owns the property says "I got one!"The gang is running away: "Too late!"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
That's right.
Under OP's post, a reskeet of a video of a woman setting a warehouse on fire because it was potentially going to be used as an ICE detention center
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
sad looking MS paint guy saying "yea"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
entering the event like
A gorgeous cartoon woman who has been scorched by a blaze but still smiling, her black hair is short and choppy, so is her red dress. Her skin is covered in soot marks and she has a burnt match in her hand. She's standing in front of a wood stove that is lit, and there is a pile of burnt trash on the floor.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
lmao
A screen capture of Bird's original post and their two replies to it.

Immediately below is a repost by marlo from derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) from 5 months ago

"my bluesky" 
(attached is an image of a book dedication reading "To my family. Please don't read this.")
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I love these bad bitches.
Patty and Selma after a day at the salon. Selma (orange circle earrings) has a blonde Farrah Fawcett look, Patty (blue triangle earrings) is sporting The Rachel.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Blinking Guy meme, just the picture of him with his eyes closed
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
found a stand-in for the poop-on-balls image
Porcine epidemic diarrhea virus (PEDV)
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Don Draper with his eyes closed sitting in front of a cliff over the ocean, smiling serenely
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The Simpsons.

Barney Gumble (fat, disheveled) wearing a tight black turtleneck with his belly sticking out, a black beret, and a pair of circular glasses. He's standing beside a pale slender woman with long black hair, a matching tight black outfit, and a black beret.
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
putting it on my job applications that I'm queer
big cloud of green dots, one is circle in pink with "therealbcf.bsky.social" written beside it.

The closest cluster label is "Leftist Queer Community". Also included are "Weird Internet Left", "Queer Leftists, Artists & Shitposters" and "Australian Bluesky Early Adopters"
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Blurry Cat Face @therealbcf.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
oopsie!
The impending global water shortage
not only requires that the world develop all available potable water resources in the near future, but we must also do a better job of minimizing the waste of water and guard it against pollution.
picture of a newspaper clipping from Columbia Daily Tribune, March 24, 2002

U.N. water report warns of impending shortages
Crisis will affect 5 billion worldwide by 2025.
VIENNA, Austria (AP)—Warning that 2.7 billion people face a critical shortage of drinkable water by 2025, the United Nations marked World Water Day on Friday with a call for a “blue revolution” to conserve and tap the seas for new supplies.
In fewer than 25 years, about 5 billion people will be living in areas where it will be difficult or impossible to meet all their needs for fresh water, creating “a looming crisis that overshadows nearly two-thirds of the Earth’s population,” a U.N. report said.
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