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Kirsten

@therealbartacus.bsky.social
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📍mpls, state park enthusiast, Gemini, Golden Gopher, chaotic good, trout hero 🌈

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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Official statement from the Fond du Lac band regarding the fire on Franklin today at the Fond du Lac Band urban office
IMPORTANT COMMUNITY NOTICE: MINNEAPOLIS
URBAN OFFICE FIRE
Aaniin gakina awiiya,
We are writing to share an urgent real-time update with our community regarding our Fond du Lac Band's Minneapolis Urban Office, located within the Minnesota Chippewa Tribe building at 1308 Franklin Avenue in Minneapolis.
The Minneapolis Fire Department and emergency crews are currently on the scene actively working to suppress a major fire at this location.
This is an incredibly sad and heavy moment for our relatives down in the Minneapolis metro area, for our dedicated Fond du Lac Band staff who use this space to care for our community daily and for our Fond du Lac Band as a whole. This building is a vital lifeline where our staff comes together every day to feed, support, and uplift our people. Hearing the heartbreak of our frontline staff processing this loss in real time reminds us just how deeply rooted this office is in the lives of our urban relatives.
Thankfully, there are no reports of injuries to any community members or staff. Our thoughts are also with the responding firefighters who are working to control the blaze.
Because the situation remains active and the building has suffered significant damage, the Minneapolis Urban Office will be closed for operations until further notice. Please do not travel to the facility at this time so that emergency personnel can maintain clear access to the scene.
We know how much our community relies on the daily care provided at this office. We ask for your patience as our Band navigates this crisis. We are actively monitoring the situation and will provide clear, verified updates as soon as we can safely plan for temporary service adjustments and find new ways to continue our support.
Chi migwech to the first responders, and a deep chi miigwech to our community and dedicated staff of our Minneapolis Urban Office for your resilience, love, and support during this difficult moment.
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This book looks great
Bromantasy book cover Bromantasy book back cover A QUEST YOU'RE UNQUALIFIED FOR?
Juniper O Reilly is good at only two things: demolishing a pint of mead and finding the perfect skin care routine. Everything else—taking care of the farm, bartering for goods, any sort of manual labor—-falls to Juniper's best friend, the absurdly capable, endlessly patient Mo Elmthorn.
But when Juniper accidentally volunteers them both for a quest to kill a fearsome monster, he knows he's finally gotten in over his head. Juniper hates camping, he hates the dark, and there's no way all these foraged mushrooms are going to sit well in his stomach.
One thing he doesn't hate? How good Mo's thighs look in his questing pants-he doesn't have time to think about that, though, with a monster to hunt and their futures on the line.
But monsters come in all shapes and sizes. When Juniper and Mo realize that the terrifying beast they've sworn to kill is just a scared little girl torn from her family, they're off to find not only the true villain of the story, but maybe even a happy ending.
"THE PERFECT ANTIDOTE TO
THIS BOOK CONTAINS:
EVERYTHING TERRIBLE IN THE
DUMMIES-TO-LOVERS
WORLD RIGHT NOW."
There Was
- Reactor
Only One Bed
"UNABASHEDLY SILLY
Oops, Weue Accidentally
LIGHTHEARTED QUEER
Adopted a Kid
ROMANTASY"
I NEED TO EAT SOME
- Publishers Weekly
CHEESE ABOUT THISBro written on spine of Bromantasy book ACT ONE
Mistakes at the Tavern
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Couch set up! Just need to get my porch set up and I’m in good shape
Green couch
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy tattoo season to my fellow lizards
Blupee tattoo covered in saniderm
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Back on my bullshit apple season edition (reposted with alt text sorry)
Homemade apple turnovers on baking sheet
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was able to take a picture today
MPD Frey helps ICE sign on a light pole
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes I struggle to get my laundry folded but one trip to the laundromat with everyone around me getting that handled is all it took - also these dryers do really get the job done
Ikea bag of folded clothes
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New porch who did
Queer Minnesota you belong flag and plants Don’t tread on us loon flag and new Minnesota flag
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Time to see if my mayoral status transfers to my new hood
Uptown lunds and byerlys
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pretty excited about this book I found at Zenith books in Duluth
Minnesota underfoot book
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I tried to kidnap these rocks but the sign said no rock collecting so I put them back 😭
Rocks in palm of a hand
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They got it figured out
Ship pulling into ore docks
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Here they go the Gott is a footer so it’s a tight squeeze
Ship pulling into ore docks
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Coming round the bend
Ship coming into two harbors
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Got to hang out in Duluth for work today and this was the view from the office 💜
Aerial lift bridge
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Big salute incoming - I think the captain does that regardless of his audience but it would be interesting if he does even more of a dramatic salute for Duluth with all the folks lined up on the piers to wave
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Made some s’more bars and I think they turned out pretty well
S’more bars in container
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I know everyone else is having a bad time, but my tropical plants are so happy
Large plants on a porch
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You bet your butts I sang along loudly to closing time as requested - hopefully no matter where people are in their love/hate journey of the song @semisonicband.bsky.social never gets tired of singing it because I have no love/hate journey only love for this song
Semisonic singing closing time on stage at yacht club festival
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Precursor to the storm
Some pre storm clouds above St. Paul cathedral
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Back on my bullshit with pickled watermelon rinds
Pickled watermelon rinds in jar
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The results of my efforts! Happy plants!
Plant stand with 6 plants on it
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I have so many berries I am going to bring them to my volunteer shift because they should be eaten fresh
Container of berries on bus seat
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Happy strawberry season to all who celebrate 🍓🍓
Large container full of strawberries on stovetop
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Thanks lunds for thinking of us even though there’s like 4 queer people in Wayzata
Rainbow bouquets
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You’re right Xcel I definitely can see the error of my ways
Xcel energy use statement
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@allisonanne.com thank you for the mail I had to buy stamps today so you should get some mail once the post office makes the long trek from NE :)
Postcard of Washington DC
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My workday was rescued by my foresight to buy a snack
Nerds gummy clusters
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Peonies round 2 😍
Pink peonies on a table
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Traced it all the way to the rail yard for the local railroad - I have no idea why people are friends with me but I immediately bugged my friends with this big important news…almost as good as seeing it go along county rd C finally
Red train engines next to a building
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Found a secret railroad track while waiting at a stop light, all of a sudden I heard a train engine and my autism spidey senses were all over it
Red train engine pushing tanker car
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m trying to clean out my cupboards only to remember I have ADHD and can’t remember to make/bring a list to the grocery store….i did not intend to buy 2 of any of these items
Grocery items on counter all doubled unintentionally
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
And this one the librarian said is lesbian tennis heated rivalry
Backhanded compliments book
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Starting my summer reading off strong with a gifted book 😍
The Paris match book
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I take care of the garden so I have claimed the peonies
Peony flowers white with pink
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Beautiful evening on the party deck with a book and a white claw after concluding my social activities for the day
View from roof deck overlooking the street
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sadly no dog backdrop for my fresh mani today but happy Gemini szn to all who celebrate
Pink nails with orange handbag background
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My pansies are thriving so at least someone is doing well around here
Pansies in flower pot
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Can’t believe I got to look at this for 6 days
Trees and rock next to still lake at sunset
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bluebird day on the party deck to catch up on some reading before I head out to teach my buddy how to canoe
Deck in the sunshine overlook street
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I haven’t done any yard work this spring but my backyard is a sea of colors!
Bleeding hearts Purple violets
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Auntie no read book only Rosie
Dog sitting on lap Dog laying on couch
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Not over here, zero thoughts only cling
Dog laying on person
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
No give only show
Dog holding a toy in mouth
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It’s soooooo hard to be Rosie when her toys are piled on the poof to vacuum she can’t lay on it and chew on her bone (she definitely could move her toys she just prefers to be waited on)
Dog on poof chewing a bone
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The bee got finished today too!
Bee tattoo sitting on stump with candy
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In this house we love a SpongeBob tattoo
Butterfly in a bubble tattoo
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Sprang for the fancy pansies and they are *thriving*
Frilly pansies in planter
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Some days you just gotta armor up, big auntie earrings, no nonsense vibes
Large 3 layered earrings
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Kirsten @therealbartacus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
For those interested to know
Pizza Luce baked potato pizza
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