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Because good government. Happy wife, happy Wisconsin life. Friends say I can be intense, but they say it like it's a good thing, so... Oh, also #wiunion & Bruuce!

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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 3h
The president of the United States of America: 1) bombed a foreign nation without provocation 2) gave said nation permission to bomb our main naval base 3) gave said nation permission to bomb our 2nd biggest city He literally went on the record to say it would be fine w/him ohmifuckinggod
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 4h
And he also asked a foreign county -- with which we are CURRENTLY AT WAR!!! -- to also nuke the PRINCIPAL homeport of the ENTIRE PACIFIC FLEET surface NAVAL FORCE!!! whatinthe???
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 7h
Seems like a good day for #journalism to, yanno, inform the public: "San Diego is not simply a military town. It is the operational nerve center of the United States Navy and the most concentrated hub of Marine Corps expeditionary power in the world."
sdmac.org
Military in San Diego - San Diego Military Advisory Council
San Diego is the heart of U.S. naval and Marine Corps power, home to more than 115,000 active duty service members and a $52.6 billion military economy.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 7h
Maybe reporters or some such could inform the public about the extent to which San Diego is a military base -- ships, personnel... oh fuck it, here ya go, #journalism.
sdmac.org
Military in San Diego - San Diego Military Advisory Council
San Diego is the heart of U.S. naval and Marine Corps power, home to more than 115,000 active duty service members and a $52.6 billion military economy.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In case we can use notes for the test...
Flow chart detailing relationships between Trump actors and Middle Eastern mega-investors as part of an oil deal that would benefit Russia in the Ukraine War.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Just a normal email from Secretary WARFIGHTER! demanding the presence of some really hot guys with Ken doll proportions..."
wonkette.com
Pete Hegseth’s Big Speech Was Weirdest Village People Cover We’ve Ever Heard
No beardos! No weirdos! Testosterone cowboys! WHEEE!
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YES!!!!
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally, a stop to at least one exponential level of ridiculous.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've said this to maga friends/fam ever since it happened. The only thing they've ever waned to talk about is how the criminals were treated poorly. Me: "You mean, they were treated as if they'd committed a crime or then been found guilty or pleaded guilty to that crime? Them: "Exactly!" Me:
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought this was The Onion. Then I read it and I'm like yabbut how can this not be from The Onion? Like, how can it not be some of The Onion's finer work?
newrepublic.com
Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military
Pete Hegseth revealed that the men will help direct a project to determine the future of the military.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤣Oh so exquisitely stupid and ill-informed. #TextbookMaga
rawstory.com
GOP senator's lawsuit accuses Jack Smith of mocking 'Trump's complexion'
Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) sued former special counsel Jack Smith Wednesday — and accused him of mocking President Donald Trump's complexion in a codename chosen for his investigation.The lawsuit, f...
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😍
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How it's done.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This seems like something we should all watch...
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grrr...
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Samus Paulicelli: That's Pretty Much It
ALT: Samus Paulicelli: That's Pretty Much It
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ha!
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Ngiculela @ezwind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ICE List Wiki
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surely #journalism knows that ALL evidence points to one thing and one thing only: This thing is NEVER gonna get built. So why is #journalism reporting this as if it's a sure thing, as if it's maybe already up and running, dontcha know?
youtube.com
Trump announces location of largest steel plant in US
YouTube video by KWQC News
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So... White House Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino actually used our tax dollars to MAKE a whole AI video? In which all the China State Dinner luminaries and party animals do scenes from that one Bachelor Party movie with Mike Tyson?? And then he POSTED IT ONLINE???!! Please tell me he didn't.
thedailybeast.com
MAGA Revolts Over Wild White House Champagne-Spraying Video
Dan Scavino is catching heat for a “shameful” video he posted partying it up.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sigh. Contractors who would take money to do this should be very very wary -- at the least they're not gonna get paid and their contracts will be voided. At the worst they ARE gonna get charge with some type of criminal act. #Restitution
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what in the actual everloving FUCK is going on here?
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Makes as much sense as anything else.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So he's just gonna wait for it to get condemned...
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey #Milwaukee, #Wisconsin!
Poster for Wisconsin Black Democrats 1st Inaugural Awards Cookout. October 11th, 3 p.m., at 3212 W. Center St. in Milwaukee. Visit actblue.com/donate/awardscookout for more info.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How it's done.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Names? Yes, please, and THANK YOU!
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't think of a single good reason for any television camera to be trained on his stupid face ever again. Every time that little red light goes on, he lies and insults people nonstop. It's ALL he does when in front of a camera. (Exception for audiovisual of post-conviction sentencing, of course.)
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cosigned.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, what we gonna do about this?
404media.co
Woman Arrested, Dragged Away After Quietly Speaking About Flock at City Council Meeting
Citizens of Springfield, Missouri showed up to a city council meeting to discuss the city’s Flock contract. The mayor shut them down and arrested two people for ‘disruption of meetings of city council...
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why wasn't he arrested on that warrant?
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How it's done. 😆
thedailybeast.com
Melania Splits From Husband Over Crackpot Ban on CNN
Trump described them as fake news and issued a ban. The first lady took a different approach.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And here I was, begging for a mere week. I like the way you think! #Permanent
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Co-fucking-signed. And if there's any actual physical clawing-back that takes place, please put it on Pay Per View.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great, another thing to tell the old folks not to click on. ("Yes, PopPop, I know it's from the government. No, that doesn't mean you're legally required to click on it.")
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He was "released" from medical hospital care. I think we need to know the name of the medical professional who said he could leave the hospital with a bullet still in his back and no pain management meds. What kind of doc would sign off on that???
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He can last 72 hours, max. If he's sedated most of that time.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#Journalism, please we beg of you: LET THIS CONTINUE! Give us a week of you simply reading his stupid tweets and moving on to the next story. Think of your fellow humans and how much they'd LOVE such a respite. You owe us!!!!
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh honey, the bigger problem is that he has a twisted sense of what it means to be human.
nytimes.com
Opinion | Vance Has a Twisted Idea of What It Means to Be American
I am a “heritage American,” too. How should that guide my life?
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lawsuits, of course. But also designate one person to attend briefings while the rest of #journalism laughs in his face and notes that: a) no big loss, since he just lies all the time anyway b) no big loss, since his minions all leak like sieves anyway #KeepLaughingAndCarryOn
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"As our futures get mortgaged off to policies that make no sense." 💯
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's a hard yes.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Akin to how tRump loops back again and again to various grievances and brags, maybe it's time for someone to loop back to how strangely tiny his stubby little fingers are. He'd take that bait bigly...
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This from a man who has asked his son to monitor his on-line porn consumption.
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😱
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Artisland @therealartisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
awww 🥰
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