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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"You are scary." While it sort of could be true in certain situations, he's really just saying things just to say it.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Macaroni milanese sounds amazing right now..." Belly is grumbling.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Why is.. Ugh. So tired. Why are all of my apples gone?" I dunno. Hes tired.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"It is now Halloween. Or... Octoberfest, if you would like to eat sausage and drink beer mit mir."

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"..Well. Maybe. But I would rather not die." Despite this– opening up his arms sheepishly.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Okay. It is enough goofing around. I need to go on a road trip."

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Who wants ice cream with me? Like... Uh. Who wants to get, uh. Eh, ice cream with me?"

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Meh. Sure. I meant, I am just eh. Gosh, it sounds weird to say out loud. But I am kind of wanting something more." Twiddling his fingers. He doesn't want to sound too needy, because he knows that he's a lot.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Ah... Yes. Always jokes." Kicking a pebble, followed shortly by a sigh.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"What else are we supposed to use? But. Um. Thank you for doing this. You really did not have to, but I appreciate it."

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Silliness aside, I'm lonely and I want a boyfriend."

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"W... no. I don't think we have ever actually... Done anything. We just allude to it."

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Who is not? The.. eh. What is it called. The DILFs are nice too."

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Never in his life had he been asked out by an other wordly entity who prompts things to be answered.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Considering his apartment is.... Way too small for her, that's a question everyone's wondering! "..Um. From where and who?"

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Eine Minuten!" A sleepy voice calls out, less than a minute later. 'Eine minuten' later, Bernard looks through the peephole. "Oh... Damn it, Spidey." Afterwards, a cacophony locks are heard from the other side, and the door slowly opens. A slightly disheveled Bernard stands there in the doorway -

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[They gave me painkillers and antibiotics. So glad I waited so long for such amazing Healthcare.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[acutally I think I might have to go to the clinic. Ribs are hurting again in the same spot I got hit a while ago. Plus sick, so not a good mix. On the bright side I should have time to write while recovering! .....blehhh.....

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[Nothing like a workplace injury to top it all off....... ouch.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

[Work has been kicking my ASS and leaves me no energy to even do chores around house. Sorry to anyone waiting for responses

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[Will maybe do stuff tonight, not sure. Very busy and feeling down ;[

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[READER] is tapped on the shoulder... There stands a sad, slightly disheveled Bernard. "Hi. Eh. Sorry. Will you go birding with me? I just need someone to be around. You can just walk, no need to talk if you dont want to."

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He has been stood up. Went on a date with a guy. They didn't show up. So now he's sitting in the diner, alone in a booth.

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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It depends….

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yawn... He puts on a shirt that's a little too big for him, now going to his freezer to get some ice cream. Lonely day.

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"[READER], do you know how to braid hair?"

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He didn't expect that much. But, he can roll with it. "I can't say I have seen many... Actions from you that exhibit, well, greed and spite. You seem like a very ordinary guy. And I am not saying that to be mean, of course."

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He listens patiently with a nod here and there. Then looks away for a second, seemingly thinking about what to say. "Hm. Well. As long you do not do anything bad to yourself then I think it is okay." Bernard puts his ponytail into a bun as he speaks. "I am glad, though, that you are being -

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ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝟛𝟚𝟟𝟚 @thereagent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The cigarette has burned down to the filter. He tosses it down into a dumpster while his hair flys around aimlessly because of the wind. Maybe he should braid his hair? Hm. He'll need to relearn how.

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