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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 23h
The Yankees are going full Mets. You NEVER go full Mets.
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So maybe I do understand why Mattingly doesn't have a ring.
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not rooting for the Braves, but definitely rooting against the Phillies.
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My big beautiful shortstop 🥹 #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unless teams are willing to acquire Baty for his defensive flexibility, I'm really not sure if there's a place for Mauricio on this team. Which sucks because of his offensive upside. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every time I watch a Lindor at bat that doesn't result in his 300th home run #MetsSky
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Tracy Asks: Are We Even Gonna Get Anything Now?
ALT: Tracy Asks: Are We Even Gonna Get Anything Now?
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PCA 40/40 season? Fuck Javy Baez all my homies hate Javy Baez. #MetsSkyC
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel like doing some light to moderate trolling today, so we're ripping the Alonso pack. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THIS is who you're telling how to be a Mets fan 😂 #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pitching staff gets their undies in a bunch over last night and then proceeds to get fucking ROCKED. Baseball. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Howie Rose gets it. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lmao THIS is the Mets experience. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What's been lost in all this Alonso chatter is the fact that we get to watch Xzevian Curry pitch tonight #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At least, as Mets fans, we can all agree that not one of us cares to hear Michael Kay's take on Pete Alonso's 300th HR. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let's also not try to act like the Mets organization wasn't actively advertising and inviting THIS EXACT ENVIRONMENT. They tried to monetize it knowing the season was over and seats would be empty. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love Alonso and would have preferred him to hit 300 elsewhere. But seeing him do it in New York had a bit of "f you" flavor that I hope the front office and ownership tasted. This was a cherry on top of the shit sundae fans ate all season. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I understand the fan reaction has been outsized and egregious and fucked up, but any player who didn't expect this is either too dumb or too fragile to succeed in New York. The reaction to Pete's homecoming is as much about celebrating a home grown, franchise leader, who should still be playing
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Manaea and the Mets pitching staff were as upset with every other home run allowed as they were with Alonso's 300th...maybe...MAYBE...we wouldn't be buried in the NL East. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gottdamn I hope that fan is okay. Wasn't even the right home run to chase down 😵‍💫. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck David Stearns forever man. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Re12pect #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lmao Yankee fans are such fucking losers, can't even keep quiet for a single game #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Did...did the Yankees have season ticketholders unfurl the flag? They couldn't give the honor to first responders? #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
QTP with your favorite robot #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ACAB INCLUDES DOUG EDDINGS
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I LOVE MY OUTFIELD #MetsSly
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Re: Mark Vientos #MetsSky
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He Can't Keep Getting Away With This!
ALT: He Can't Keep Getting Away With This!
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MVP 2005 Guys Every Hour ⚾️ @mvp2005.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#MLB #MVP #2005
A screenshot of a player from MVP Baseball 2005
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I disappeared for a minute, but I'm back to say....this is a fucking embarassing line-up. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just a question...What the fuck? #MetsSly
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm so fucking hyped about Senga: Closer Edition. He looks reinvigorated and like he's genuinely having a blast. Business during the save, big ol' goofy smile after the final out is recorded. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Soto was one of the first dudes to meet Lindor at second base. Suck it, haters. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
That's a Bichette ass RBI right there. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Scenes in Pittsburgh. What say you, @dugoutradar.bsky.social? #MetsSky
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Bill Murry's Caddyshack Heavy Rain Golf
ALT: Bill Murry's Caddyshack Heavy Rain Golf
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Billy, this is Rover Cleveland. His defect is that he gets distracted by boops on the nose.
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is legitimately my favorite podcast.
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The ball is FLYING in Cleveland today. Wow. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
McLean has to get his shit together in the first inning of his starts. Settling in after giving opponents a 2-run lead isn't great, especially with this offense. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"David Stearns is in his bag!" His bag: #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Arraez to the Phillies is a really good move for them. Defensive upgrade at 3B and a high OBP guy to balance out the top of that order. Fuck. #MetsSky
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
BARTOLO COLON vs JORGE POLANCO
2015-2015
2026-2026
AGE: 42
AGE: 32
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Idea: Buy a Chevrolet. Drive it across the USA. Into the Pacific Ocean. So I never have to hear this FUCKING commercial again. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Peralta scratched from his start tonight. #MetsSky
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John Meehan: It's All Happening
ALT: John Meehan: It's All Happening
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Well, this is fucking lame #MetsSky
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New York Mets Become First MLB Team to Partner With a Prediction Market
The New York Mets are making the startup Novig their official prediction-market partner, marking a first for Major League Baseball as the prediction-markets industry looks for a foothold in profession...
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Dugout Radar @dugoutradar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🛑 Weather delay in progress: #MIA @ #NYM — Citi Field · Radar as of 6:22 PM ET ⏱️ Our estimate: ~78 min (radar-based) 📊 Typical delay here: ~72 min (2005–present) www.dugoutradar.com #MLB #Baseball #Marlins #Mets
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Dugout Radar @dugoutradar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
⛈️ 38% delay risk: #MIA @ #NYM — Citi Field · Radar as of 5:08 PM ET www.dugoutradar.com #MLB #Baseball #Marlins #Mets
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Alvy has been on a tear. Keep this man healthy keep this man on the Mets. #MetsSky
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is not how a fan acts, @nytimes.com. Mets fans do not claim him as one of their own. #MetsSky
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The rise of Frank 'The Tank' Fleming and the big business of being mad at the Mets
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The Rally Towel @therallytowel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
x2 #MetsSky
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Pineapple Express - Suck My Balls Two Times!
YouTube video by Torbjørn Marstein Kruke
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