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TheRake24

@therake.bsky.social
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 23h
Shootout to The Act Of Killing!
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The "please vote for that man, to be clear that I hate and will not name, for the good of us question mark?" Ad didn't turn the tide?
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sexxxy Eddy
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Multiple people got there before me but it rocks that we all agree the name "Leisure Suit Larry" is simply too subtle for modern Kojima.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hilariously Deadliest Warrior is the exact inverse of this prompt. A TV show that if it got better it would effectively destroy my appreciation for the show when it was low budget and bad. I actually wrote the official message board back in the day begging them *not* to up production values.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The internal calculus between "Trump mopes through some half-assed attempt to comfort the families" vs. "Trump excitedly brags about unrelated ballroom again"
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alt text here raises some really interesting questions vis-a-vis Sebastian and his muteness. Maybe he's been communicating using his personal wifi frequency this whole time!!
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stunt casting to save Harry Potter S2.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doug Stanhope being the 2nd least evil of the 4 is a real upset special.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh its a bat wing!! I was trying to figure out what creature that those ears but also crab claws! Or maybe he had crab-style Hulk Hands for the YouTuber gimmick?
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
W
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Impressive Tracey can even podcast considering he was murdered by a 78 year old woman.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congratulations to Swan Boy's Pig Elvis Waiter for making the podium in the category of Best Elvis alongside Bruce Campbell in Bubba Ho-Tep and Jack White in Walk Hard. Better luck next year Chanticleer from Rock-A-Doodle and former Ravens QB Elvis Grbac!
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love me some swooning Swan Boy!
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure but why did you ask the police cover-up guy? Does his hiding of police records help explain anything?
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cheapest possible breastaurant.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Muted tones, isn't that what you said, huh? Huh? I can't hear you. Wait, wait a minute. There it is. Blended in, at a subsonic level, like some kind of mantra: "Pain, pain, pain."
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Joker just threw the best pass of the NBA season 5 minutes into preseason
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's always been the BOFA schmuck.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
will be using this in future
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fair play to the pope he is certainly *more elected* than any AI influencer
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I imagine this being hosted by the masked guy who revealed magician secrets.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saving my skill points for Kissaga 2
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The time a trade almost got completed with two teams each thinking the trade involved a different player named Brooks is a pretty good one www.nba.com/news/fallout...
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1 year later: The 'awkward' NBA trade that never happened due to last names
This weekend marks a year since the battle of the Brooks ruined a 3-team trade
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your side first, dickhead
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never really realize that Rudy looks a lot like Soda Popinski.
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Punch Out Mike Tyson's Punch Out Soda Popinski
Alt: Punch Out Mike Tyson's Punch Out Soda Popinski
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Should tap out Mox w/ the brutalizer imo. Not a dry eye in the house
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am interested in the concept of a Jon Maxley
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doing the nanny "It's all for you Damian!" scene but then panning to an iPad-locked open mouthed fish-boy who didn't even notice.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do love the idea of Swan Boy practicing how to brain someone with a chair or how to dive through a restaurant wall with Sebastian.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Digger, My Ass (I Will Not Do Any Digging)
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He did charge at two armed Officers of Restaurant Law when they almost ruined Noel's date.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like the host of "The Tonight Show with Swan Boy"
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I urge my friend The Racism Pervert to continue his fight for colorblind equality.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Calling to see if The Van That Hit Me Twice is free to babysit in two weeks.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My FIL makes sure to call it Best Buys, since they have more than one thing you can buy.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JR voice: Steinerline! Steinerline! Steinerline!
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LeDeposition
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It'd certainly be the most American way out.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Nerf Milton Berle" is a thing you hear more and more these days.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love a classic "Jerry Brisco teaching Shawn Michaels shoot holds in the hotel room" story
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jordan Love hospital ball!
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just getting sent around to sporting events in your capacity as a living commercial. Certainly there are worse gigs.
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Funniest part about it is if you happen to win a little too much, the sports books just cut you off. It's Suckers Only!
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why does WCW keep letting the NWO wreck the show!?!?
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Arguably the reason why they are doing this!
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dennis Schroeder sneaking in under the wire.
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TheRake24 @therake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No options nonsense!
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