Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026First Ted Lasso and now Kitchen Nightmares. A few weeks ago, we ate at Jazzy B’s near KC. It was very meh—so much so we didn’t finish it. Not two weeks later, we find out that Gordon Ramsey is in town filming a Kitchen Nightmares episode at…Jazzy B’s. Not sure I want to see it. 🤢 😆 120
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I too am a fluffy lifter of weights. 020
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh the fucking irony of Schmidt-head saying Smith thinks he’s the hero, but he’s really the villain and a dirtbag. If I didn’t love KC and my little suburb city by it, I sure as shit wouldn’t be living in Missouri anymore. *flips table* 101
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will be voting NO on amendment 3 (it bans trans procedures that are already illegal under MO law AND an abortion ban—the trans bans are to obfuscate the abortion ban) I will vote YES on amendment 6 because it protects the petition procedure for Missouri voters. respectmovoters.org/amendment-6respectmovoters.orgAmendment 6 — Respect MO Voters 100
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh, sweet summer child. Missouri lawmakers never get tired of fucking over their voters. Exhibit A: All of the “Vote YES on Amendment 3 to end transgender operations for youths” signs up that conveniently omit that a yes vote will also institute an abortion ban that MO voters already rejected. 110
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026💯 If we die, it was God's will and/or we deserved it. 040
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It's not that they think they know better. They don't care. We are merely breeders to them. See, e.g., the "pastor" that wormtongues into Hegseth's ear. 020
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026As far as bullets go, that was probably just a 22 given the stranglehold the GOP already has on MO. But it was very meaningful to those of us here in KC. Thank you! 070
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026THEY AREN’T INTERESTED IN SOLVING THE PROBLEMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. They are ONLY interested in enriching their own selves. If you make ANY “deal” with them, IT’S NOT SOLVING THE PROBLEM. 040
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Diesel prices are already the highest they ever been. Now he’s effed-up in Iran so bad he has to throw Ukraine under the bus (again) to get some of that yummy Russian diesel. FFS 010
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I didn't fully understand why people opposed trans athletes so vehemently until this week. It's about money & jockeying for college. I learned this week my fellow suburbanites spend from $3-10k A YEAR for their kids to play competitive sports. It is batshit crazy. This is a calculated decision. 000
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So, they *did* hold him in contempt, but also found that since he sent the notifications out to the election boards to use the old maps between this morning's hearing and this afternoon's hearing, he had purged his contemptuous behavior. 200
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Clearly Hoskins could read the writing on the wall. He sent them a “please don’t put me in jail” letter. 140
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He just sent the MO Supreme Court an “I’m sorry, I’ll be good. Please don’t put me in jail” letter filing. 300
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Weak. That there was a deadline and he thought the Federal injunction trumped the stat court’s order. 000
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026No, he was there (dumb red blazer was evident on the dude sitting behind the attorney representing him.) This was just a "we heard what you had to say, but we aren't done with you" kind of moment. 220
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Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The MO GOP is threatening to impeach the SC if they hold Sec. of State Hoskins in contempt. They seem like they are ready to do it, though (based on the hearing I just watched.) 010
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There's a deadline that the MO Sec. of State is using to "defend" his actions (in the contempt hearing.) Plaintiffs suggested to the MO Supreme Court that in light of what has happened, they should circumvent the Sec. of State and directly order local election boards to the use old map. I agree. 010
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I just watched the MO Supreme Court contempt hearing for Hoskins. The last word from the judges as they stood up--"We advise that your client not stray too far from Jefferson City." Between that and the pursed lips I saw during the hearing, it doesn't look good for him... 382
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you celebrate Christmas and have a tree, that will be fun. 😆 210
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026LOL. We have a ladder kitty, too. We had to be very careful about leaving them out. 010
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's hard to understate how much I love kitten mischief (when it's not physically harmful to them, of course.) 110
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026And the Missouri Supreme Court is demanding that Hoskins explain how he is not in contempt by blatantly disregarding their ruling. 010
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don't think the MO Supreme Court is done with them, yet. bsky.app/profile/theq... 020
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Nope--complicit with the AG's end run around the MO Supreme Court via an (apparently) activist MO federal judge who made a ruling conflicting with the MO Supreme Court immediately after the SCOTUS decision. MO Supreme Court is not happy, though. bsky.app/profile/theq... 020
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There was more to the plan--that's the only reason Kavanaugh declined. A MO Federal Judge ruled immediately after the SCOTUS decision that the gerrymandered map be used, and Hoskins said they will. The MO Supreme Court is now ordering Hoskins to explain how he's not in contempt, though. #StayTuned 130
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Yeah...the MO Supreme Court didn't care for the blatant disregard of their ruling by Hoskins. This isn't over, yet. bsky.app/profile/theq... 160
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Now we know why Kavanaugh did the "right thing"... he was part of the plan. 000
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think Hoskins and Hanaway were trying to be clever in their strategy--unfortunately for them (or at least for Hoskins), I think they may have miscalculated how pissed off the MO Supreme Court was going to be at being blatantly defied. 010
Reposted by Keep Calm and Cari Ontunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 426174293862
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026something something activist judges ... 🙄 190
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The fact that terribly stupid things actually work on people will always be worse to me. I have a hard time faulting people for doing what works, but it irks me that people are drawn to it. 040
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Just got the AP alert. Woot! Looking forward to voting in November. 1251
Reposted by Keep Calm and Cari OnKeep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Feeling stressed? Put this on repeat next to your ear. #AmberTheTortie #CatsofBluesky 021
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I would guess it’s because it mostly harkens back to “simpler” times at the precise moments when women feel overwhelmed with young children. Not having to track/understand complicated scientific issues, focus on “traditional” concepts that “feel right”—often more work but less cognitive load & fear. 010
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Good lord, this is exactly where my thoughts went, too. Scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. 😆 So ridiculous now. 010
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026IKR?? She's beautiful in both pictures! 000
Reposted by Keep Calm and Cari OnI Don't Bluebook @idontbluebook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ok, I'll do a FOIA 19812
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026One of the boundary lines for that one (pop v. soda), by the way, is Columbia, MO. I say pop (raised in KC) my husband says soda (raised near Columbia, MO.) 000
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I feel like it’s a little bit cheating to ask what a word is for something (e.g., pop vs. soda.) This makes it fairly easy to target people to certain regions. 110
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Excellent. The republican dumbasses will still try to override the will of MO voters if/when the vote doesn’t go their way, but it’s a victory for MO voters! #gerrymandering #Missouri 000
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ah, the polished tile floor—kryptonite to the fighty fighty robots. Good to know… 010
Keep Calm and Cari On @thequiltedbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I remember that, the politician dancing the sidestep, and the hard candy Christmas. Not much else. 020