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The Queer Monkey

@thequeermonkey.bsky.social
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35yo|Queer|Trans Non-Binary: They/Them/she/her|Married ENM/Polyam|7 years Sober|Handler to Rudy & Thumper|partner to @pagandiaries.bsky.social|Monkey named Fang

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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Imagine being a small business owner who complains about community support and advocacy but literally avoids supporting or providing a meaningful presence in their own communal backyard.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I don’t remember how but I saw this as a kid haha it made its way around fabled VHS circles and my dad found it for me haha
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Hahahaha I’m so doing this next year!
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
A literal nightmare of mine
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
My toxic trait is wanting to comment the most unhinged comments on certain posts. Like stuff that is very “-phobic” across the board.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman with curly hair is talking to someone and saying `` they just have to die . ''
ALT: a woman with curly hair is talking to someone and saying `` they just have to die . ''
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Wow, I feel like I should report you to the ASPCA or Humane Society but I also approve of twink death.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
In fairness, twinks shouldn’t be in fursuits. Their frail malnourished bodies can’t handle the heat and stress of being in them for hours. That’s why Disney stopped hiring them for characters mostly.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Guys… Taylor is breaking up with Travis and release Reputation (Taylor’s Version) if the Chiefs loose! I’m calling it!!
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Even this was more expensive foreplay than I’ve ever invested before:
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Getting whiplash from a queer run business owner who is trans/nonbinary, hooting and hollering about trans rights, but their shop only sells cis-normative products using non-inclusive language.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Realized, I don’t eat eggs at home so really I have no “complaints” about the price of eggs because I’m not buying any for home use.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I need it set to the Benny Hill theme if there is.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Yay!! 💖
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I thought Scarlett was playing one of the dinosaurs… oh well, she still looks good. I like her in large budget action things.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It was the 60’s. Also, Ben Grimm is Jewish… and a 7 foot walking pile of rocks… so, not all white.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I think that’s the fabled “Site C” since the original park/island and Site B are essentially defunct. They say it’s the research Island.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’m calling my congressman because the gay for pay movement is OFFICIALLY out of control! it’s a national emergency!!
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
QUICK SOMEONE CALL BLUMHOUSE!! 💸💸💸
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
They did it… they made a fucking Fantastic Four movie… youtu.be/AzMo-FgRp64?...
youtu.be
The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Teaser | Only in Theaters July 25
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Anyone else also watching the Fantastic Four trailer in 4 minutes?
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This is literally the plot of a Stephen King story…
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Shit! I forgot this existed!
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Showing Dick on clean timeline and in public.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
When I dreamed of multiverse travel, this is exactly what I was gonna use it for.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
If you can’t sing this in a consistent cockney accent than you’re not on my level of theater kid… lolz j/k.
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I love going in for them personally, im the only one usually in the lobby not shitting my pants. Haha
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The Queer Monkey @thequeermonkey.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Saw “The Meg 2: The Trench” and well… I have a hard time believing there was really a “Script” written. However, the CGI was better than “The Flash.”
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