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Alt_Pythia

@thepythia.bsky.social
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Do not mistake my self-control for weakness.

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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So they know they’re going to lose, they will just deport the Democrats from Congress.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love the smell of wet dogs in the morning. Just kidding Las Vegas is just now getting the leading edge of Tropical Storm Rachel, and at least one of my dogs thinks it's great fun to play in the rain.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump could’ve solved the immigration problem if he had just given Mexico all of the southern states.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"how crooked the whole Nobel Prize deal is" Yet he still wants one.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's that "token" time again. Wondering how much he just got paid to sell his soul?
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Duck Lips
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If Iran sends a hot one over here, it won't be directed at California.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Put up a fence to keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in. If God was here, he'd tell you to your face, "Man, you're some kind of sinner"
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wait! You mean Trump didn't stop hurricaines?
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Natalie show up without makeup?
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dems need to rerun his campaign promises, with fact checks.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every single democrat involved in a televised debate should repeatedly ask the republican candidate if they want cities in California nuked. Demand that they openly oppose the current president's speech endorsing Iran bombing cities in California.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are 6 million Trump voters in California. I’m just wondering how they feel about Trump suggesting that they be killed?
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m thinking the Chief Justice told him that he can be prosecuted for theft of government funds, and immunity would not apply.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. What he said.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pay to play? Say it isn’t so.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always watch his crowd of morons, he places behind him, to see if they know he just said another really dumb thing.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It still takes 5 people to launch.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump touches the side of the plane. Natalie touches the side of the plane. #TravelWithNatalie
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In a sign to election medlers of pardons to come, Trump just pardoned New Jersey GOP operative, accused of scheming to purge Democratic voters ahead of midterms
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PSA: the citizens of Iran are not afraid of death. They believe they will be rewarded in the afterlife if they become a martyr.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When the government pays for anyone's child to attend a private school, it becomes a public school. I was exposed to religion form every direction growing up, and I did not become religious, or republican. Owners of private schools are getting rich, and your children are not any better off.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Las Vegas enters the chat It wasn’t enough that he bankrupted his own casinos. He has to bankrupt everyone else’s too. I hope Adelson and Wynn lose the most F’n MAGAts
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rapists defend other rapists Pedophiles defend other pedophiles
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just wait until the government brainwashes them into giving their money to the current president.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The last supper.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stephen miller was pretty sure they were going to vote democrat.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He Schmitt himself in front of congress.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Incompetent people always blame someone other than themselves.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
With all that makeup and high heels, they need to see if he’s transgender.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Check my math, if you want, but that payout would be in the trillions.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m just wondering. Does Putin have his name on everything?
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not all honey traps are initiated by women.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gangsta Gas
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just can’t understand any woman that would willingly have sex with this spawn of the devil.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yep, he holds the high score for people in poverty.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Didn’t he declare that he won this war like 12 times already?
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Las Vegas got the high score again.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Attempting to destroy the Affordable Care Act, again.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3,000 stupid ideas, called Executive Orders, began in January of 2024.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I doubt my memory of seeing the garage door closing when I leave for work. So I have to drive back and check. I’m unable to kill the spider that is scaring me because, if I get close enough to hit him, I know he can jump 3 feet and get me.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I deleted 347 political emails just now. I've never seen this level of desperation from the GOP.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Authentic Chinese food cooked by authentic Mexicans.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If they know that the shipment got diverted, then they probably know who did it. Time to check some bank accounts.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Get an MRI, cure everything.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This needs to be a commercial
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Russian visa holders exempt
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[as I approach with tears streaming down my cheeks] Sir, she was there to make sure whatever you had to say would continue to tank your polling numbers, and further drive down any chances republicans have at winning in the midterm election. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Alt_Pythia @thepythia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The gesture means "fuck off" It's a British thing.
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