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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist

@thepracticalesc.bsky.social
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Author of Mushroom & Anchovy (available NOW!) Creative baker Forager Wordsmith Enthusiast (like, generally) Living on unceded Wolastoqiyik, Mi'kmaq land Thepracticalescapist.carrd.co

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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least I wasn’t surprised this time like I am every other year lol
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s important to hand-write recipes because sometimes you get a blooper reel.
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fired up an old favourite on Steam— @jonaskyratzes.bsky.social ‘s The Sea Will Claim Everything—and saw it now comes with the other Lands of Dream games. 😳 This should keep me busy for a bit…
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I shared this with friends on Facebook and they tried to censor it, predictably
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I too desire the corn
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Toby does this mean we’re going to get the Sans Heirloom Corn Lore that you hinted at in the Undertale anniversary stream
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ichi ni sunshine
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My kitchen is about to get a lot more groovy and this had also better being the gloobiness down a notch
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Industrial strength shitpost I alledgely made 5 years ago. I do NOT remember drawing this.
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Somewhat unflattering proof of this (I was at Chapters signing every copy of Mushroom & Anchovy they had in the store and they were kind enough to do a lil spot with me and they put me next to Matt Dinniman on this shelf so I was feeling very cool that day. anyway)
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Achievement unlocked: a Hot Topic customer (who I thought was an employee) thought I was an employee.
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ahey there Tenna buddy pal. Why does uh. “Game over”. Look like a lake at sunset. Any. Any reason for that? Any reason at all?
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ralsei’s light world form is the Going Merry
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Very mild Deltarune chapter 5 spoilers Honey toast, for Toriel ✨ Homemade honey bread, toasted and covered in honey, and black coffee. Mug by @fangamer.com 💜
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“There’s a fire every year after the fireworks. That’s why the fire department is there.” Moncton things.
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Replaying chapter 3 after chapter 5 hits different
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hello Moncton! Chapters currently has a ton of Mushroom & Anchovy in stock, and they are ALL SIGNED! Go get you one! (Shout out to them for putting me on this utterly stacked shelf??? 🤯)
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
They restocked my books on the same shelf as Heated Rivalry 🥹
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I am not one to brag; however,
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery I guess
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Me today
Little white goat boy with pink horns, a green robe And a pink scarf go splat. Blue human with dark blue hair wearing armour also go splat.
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I got my first 5 star review on my book the other day and I received a small fraction of a taste of what it must feel to make something so powerful it changes how people think. Thank you for creating. I’ll keep creating, too.
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Undertale is the game that made me fall in love with baking. I wanted to try butterscotch cinnamon pie so badly that I made it myself from a recipe I found online by Lv1 Chef. This led me to auditioning for the Great Canadian Baking Show multiple times. Now I even have a slice of it on my arm.
My first pie. A smiling goat-like monster in crust on cinnamon butterscotch pie. Another of the aforementioned pies. My most recent one. A smiling, winking flower is on a pie with the number 10 underneath. 
A tattoo of a slice of pie on an inner arm with  the words “Despite everything, it’s still you” underneath. It’s not this blurry IRL, I just can’t take photos of my own arm to save my life LOL
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Also our family Halloween costume. Me as Spamton, @seiderhouserules.bsky.social as Tenna, my eldest as Noelle, and my youngest as Ralsei ✨
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Happy Deltarune tomorrow! Here are some foods I’ve made over the years. 1 - Battery Acid Pie ft. Spamton and Swan Boat cookies 2 - TV Dinner 3 - Clubs Sandwich 4 - Kris Get The Banana (Cream Pie) 5 - Lancer Cookie (maybe not a cookie) 6 - RouxlsRoux 7 - CD Bagel
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Whatever go my low effort edit slop I guess
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tomorrow is a very special holiday for my people
Whiteboard with “DELTARUNE TOMORROW!” Written sloppily in black with a cloud drawn around it
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’m. A little excited about Wednesday
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy solstice, beloveds 💜 🌞
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Why are tired Jevil and Nanalan the same
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Throwback to last summer when I definitely behaved like an adult This summer will be the same
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
HOW MUCH LONGER? MT DELTARUNE. Got it down to the second 🤌
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Enriching the group chat with my brainrot
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hi! I’m Kate, also known as K. M. Cooper, also also know as The Practical Escapist. I’m an author, creative baker, writer, mom, content creator-ish and all-around enjoyer of great things. Find me everywhere it fits as ThePracticalEscapist or ThePracticalEsc where it doesn’t!
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Of all days in the world, my clematis bloomed TODAY.
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Managed to snap this photo before devolving into loud mess of “OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING”
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We’re sat
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
SHHHH the Nintendo Direct is on
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I am exhausted but I completely sold out of books at my signing event. We had 20 and they all sold and I took orders for ten more. Just 🤯
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Come see me tomorrow!
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I swear to god 👀👀👀👀👀
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
NUMBER GO UP???
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Goooooood morning, somehow we are nearly in the top 100 of cozy fantasy books on Amazon Canada 😳😳😳
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Took the chance to say a few words on this long awaited day 💜 thepracticalescapist.substack.com/p/mushroom-a...
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
THEY ARE HERE.
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My debut novel hit the shelves of the local bookstore 4 days early and I took a pilgrimage with my lil family to go witness it in person. 🥰
Visibly excited gremlin holds a copy of Mushroom and Anchovy by K M Cooper, which is a brown book with a dagger and a locket on the cover. Closeup of the book. Brown cover. “A novel / Mushroom & Anchovy / K. M. Cooper” written on it. A locket, a dagger, a pile of coins, and several colorful gems are in the cover. Fantasy table at the bookstore. Mushroom
 And anchovy sits next to a few other books on the table. Aforementioned gremlin is pulling a copy of the book from a shelf crowded with books.
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I think we could all use a sassy lil goose family right now
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It’s only a matter of time 🥲
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K. M. Cooper - The Practical Escapist @thepracticalesc.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’m a weak person.
Human creature with crazy eyes and large black glasses dressed for winter in plaid flannel jacket and scarf making a crazy face while holding the aforementioned rooster nutcrsckser. Experiencing uncharted levels of joy probably
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