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Too tall to be an astronaut Opinions do represent that of my employer, obviously. Suspiciously unavailable during full moons I was in many forms before I was set free

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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In Pierce the Veil's Fast Times at Clairemont High I heard the lines "I was saving myself for you" and "I've been saving myself for you" as "I was even myself for you" Great song, I like my version a little better.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A lot of games' evil routes are a mustache-twirling, cartoonishly evil-for-evil's-sake joke. An easy, non-tempting no. Or you do the exact same thing as the other route, you're just mean/rude in dialogue: token evil at best. A particularly shallow, boring evil.
Parable ep 12 from EGS
https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/parable-012 
A bandit tries force Susan-protagonist to make a moral by bribing her to look the other way while he burns down a puppy orphanage; it doesn't go well, and even he seems confused about why he thought a hero™ would agree to that.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They offer a paltry, unappealing evil reward to make you rather undeservedly feel like you're good for easily refusing it. I think Bioshock was one of the few games I've played where the evil route and rewards could actually be considered mechanically viable and just as dignified as the good route.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish games would offer actually tempting rewards when they're trying to tempt you to be/allow evil. It would be much more interesting. A two-bit bad guy offering 200 Game-Currency for my action (or inaction) when I have 70,000 G-C that I've run out of things to spend it on just doesn't cut it.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'll have to make an expansion to Orcanized Violence to incorporate this. Not sure if I can swing the wordplay as well as with Orca, but I'm willing to try.. something playing on cachalot maybe.. Do people make expansions to one-page TTRPGs? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quotes from today's session of Lancer: GM: "There's no TOS in the future" and also
Fervent Strang in Foundry chat "They'll tell stories about the legend of the drunken medic"
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole parsec/Kessel Run retcon/explanation was unnecessary. Assuming a standard starting and ending point to the Kessel Run, a shorter distance traveled means passing closer to obstacles: it's not a test of the ship's speed, but a test of the pilot's daring and skill.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My brother referred to the UK's current monarch as "King Prince Charles" the other day and it feels more correct than anything else I've heard that inbred weasel called.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First thing that came to mind was: is steam making an exoskeletal frame? You play Cyberpunk Red a few years back and Lancer in the last few weeks and the word 'frame' gets a certain connotation.
pic of the trending list on this website reading, "5. Valve opens Steam Frame waitlist"
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Clopens (or the equivalent) should be illegal.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tortilla Clips
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What's that sound?
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Streets of Rage, obviously
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Definitely has the same feel as all the overgreebled AI-generated food pictures have.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kind of hard not to when we've been trained by so much goddamn media over the last 20 years that's like, "We just made a reference to a thing you nerds like, and you're supposed to feel smart knowing our reference to something that is decreasingly niche the longer the global internet exists."
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sneaking into the yard, out of the light of the streetlight with binoculars in hand, hoping to get a glimpse of the moon, like some kind of pervert. There's an eclipse tonight.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tastefully Ripped: Rise of the Denimmancer
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There's so much artificial scarcity and SEO tag-bombing in online shopping and social media that you can't trust the word 'rare' anymore, among others. Also does SEO even work when search engines are killing Boolean search and forcing 'AI' that thinks it knows better than you into everything?
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There's a player on BoardGameArena who's not allowed to chat until 2294. I've always wondered just how they managed to toe the line to be banned from chat for so long and yet not banned from the site.
Notification from Board Game Arena about a player who can't post in chat until Nov 4th, 2294
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Today in #MythicBastionland GM: You guys have a cart of corpses now Me: In this world that's only slightly unusual
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sending no notification at all would have been more useful than this.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Major L for reddit, which gave me a notification after I posted this in r/1pageRPGs suggesting r/SocialistGaming. There exists more than one Marx. I mean sure, the number of people who give a shit about the Marx Brothers is not enormous, or even growing, likely, but still, It's kind of pathetic.
A reddit notification saying "r/SocialistGaming may be a better fit for "You are the Marx Brothers"
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just remembered the other big labor: trying to find which pictures of the Marx Brothers were in the public domain and that I could use, because it varies by country and there's a lot of good images out there whose provenance and publication date I'm not sure of, and therefore couldn't use.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And I remembered a thread on here from a few months before that (which I can't find despite remembering the exact wording of the post because Bluesky's search is still not great) about how an underexplored space in TTRPGs is where you take on a known character to inhabit as opposed to creating one.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This one was a fucking labor. I read five books about the Marx Bros (including one on Margaret Dumont) in about two weeks and re-watched six of their movies (okay that part wasn't too strenuous). I was inspired by my own post a few months back bsky.app/profile/thep...
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just posted my #1pRPGjam submission for the current jam: You are the Marx Brothers. thepowersmattbe.itch.io/you-are-the-... One player is the director, the rest take on a role of one of the Marx Brothers AS their character in a recently rediscovered "lost" Marx Brothers script.
thepowersmattbe.itch.io
You are the Marx Brothers by ThePowersMattBe
One-Page TTRPG where you play out a 'lost' Marx Brothers script
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Satirical LOTR black comedy called Master Baggins or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ring.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My favorite Raymond E. Feist quote. I think of it a lot, living in America these days...
A quote from Magician: Master by Raymond E. Feist

“But we have always grown!” objected Hochopepa.
“Not true,” countered Milamber. “You have always expanded, and that seems like growth if you don’t investigate closely. But while your armies have been bringing new lands into your borders, what has happened to your art, your music, your literature, your research? Even the vaunted Assembly does little more than refine that which is already known. You implied earlier that I was wasting my time finding new ways to ‘toss energy around.’ Well, what is wrong with that? Nothing. But there is something wrong with the type of society that looks upon the new as suspect.
“Look around you, Hocho. Your artists are in shock because I described what I had seen in paintings in my youth, and a few young artists became excited. Your musicians spend all their time learning the old songs, perfectly, to the note, and no one composes new ones, just clever variations on melodies that are centuries old. No one creates new epics, they only retell old ones. Hocho, you are a people stagnating. This war is but one example. It is unjustified, fought from habit, to keep certain groups in power, to reap wealth for those already wealthy, and to play the Game of the Council. And the cost! Thousands of lives are wasted each year, the lives of those who are the Empire, its own citizens. The Empire is a cannibal, devouring its own people.”
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Get this, when they're in the dream vision, it's going to happen on a small island floating in the air in the dream space. Very ethereal and faerie-like. No one's ever done that before.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
because of what they were.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just read a couple of books on/by the Marx Brothers, and they mentioned being treated WAY better when they played in the UK than by townsfolk in the US. It seems they were viewed as thieves/prostitutes/seducers by default whenever they got to a new town in the US. Not because of who they were, but
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The thing I stepped on in my driveway earlier was not, as I originally thought, a "blood mushroom" but was in fact probably an unripe pluot that a bird or perhaps a squirrel dropped. I'm trying not to be too disappointed.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think he'd've been happiest if his opponents had no agency and just sat there politely not playing the game while he played his cards and eventually "won." Some people think it's unfair that their opponents get to make moves, too. Some of them are even surprised that their opponents make moves.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Back when I played MTG there was a guy at my local store we called the "I could have won if" guy. Because when he lost, which he usually did in spite of being caught cheating more than once, he always said he would have won if X had happened or if Y hadn't happened.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Two Books The Automatic Detective by A. Lee Martinez The Rook by Daniel O'Malley One CD Fables from a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True by Fair to Midland One DVD Brick (2005) Two Video Games Gladius for both Xbox and Gamecube The Lord of the Rings the Two Towers for Xbox and GBA
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
For a one-page RPG jam that's running right now my current script is over three pages, and that's after deleting two chunks yesterday. Plus a folder with a bunch of pictures--public domain for my potential use and other pics for inspiration. 12 MB of data for a project that'll be a ~half MB JPG/PDF.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Every year there's a new animal the internet loves, and by day three or five it's so repetitive and saccharine I have to mute its name to keep myself from drawing the collective ire of the groupmind.
Image of the settings page of bluesky which reads: "your muted words 
Jimothy"
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
harsh truth
a white screen with the Arby's logo with "Let's be Honest" inside the logo (instead of "Arby's") with the subscript "You can ignore the rest of the menu, you're just here for a beef and cheddar"

And before you get at me, their curly fries are fine but nothing special, they're just a more interesting shape and novelty is the spice of life.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Luckily for me, I wasn't illegally downloading music (emphasis on illegally, the school had a Rhapsody subscription), just TTRPG books. Like a nerd.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When I was in college a bunch of my people in my dorm got hit for using Limewire, $1800 per song uploaded, but they'd settle for $3500 no matter how many. I don't know how much it cost to buy tracks was at the time, but I know it $1800 is many, many times what they were charging.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You wish you were getting as many calls from "Scam Likely" as I am. You fucking wish.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I love hiking, but my best friend always wants to go hiking when it's like 90+ degrees (Fahrenheit) out and actually kind of dangerous to hike (especially when it's near 100% humidity) vs my preference of literally any temp between 40 and 80 degrees.
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Today in Mythic Bastionland we met probably our favorite NPC ever: the weird depressed guard who wants to be a knight, who can't die, hates a creature called a Hawkleon, and just wants to get the special cudgel he's been seeing in his dreams that might also be the only weapon that can kill him?
chat screenshot from a game of mythic bastionland on foundry reading:
"A giant gold-stealing snake? Is he talking about toll roads?"
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I can't wait to find out what they even are!
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They know we both write, it's frankly insulting (which is a fairly common occurrence when interacting with out of touch middle class boomers who haven't had to seriously content with the post 2008 economy like we have)
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Boomer relatives asked my brother and I to write up some family stories about someone I barely knew, so they're gonna send us what they know, said we could use AI on whatever we want, and I just don't get why they think we'd use AI. I'd rather carve out an eye than surrender my humanity like that
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just posted my entry to this jam, a working document for a fictional ttrpg based on a real game series (the Darkside Detective). thepowersmattbe.itch.io/bloodwolf-ho...
thepowersmattbe.itch.io
Bloodwolf Honor Marks by ThePowersMattBe
An expanded list from the Darkside Detective TTRPG Core Rules
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I've been making my own red pepper flakes for a few years, just got this year's plants in the planter (an above-ground fire pit my dad found on the side of the road). Two cayenne plants, a jalapeno, and a tabasco. Was hoping to find mirasol and/or poblano, but nowhere I went to had them.
a rusty backyard cauldron-style fire pit full of dirt and lined with bubble wrap with four pepper plants in it, two being cayenne, one tabasco, and one jalapeno
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I quit playing magic over 10 years ago, and almost everything they've done since then has reinforced my decision.
An image from the Magic the Gathering logo generator (found here https://pixelframe.design/magic-the-gathering-font-logo-generator/ )
 It reads:

CARDBOARD FORTNITE
hope you like AI "art"
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ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hand me another beer, you know, for the troops.
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