ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In Pierce the Veil's Fast Times at Clairemont High I heard the lines "I was saving myself for you" and "I've been saving myself for you" as "I was even myself for you" Great song, I like my version a little better. 151
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A lot of games' evil routes are a mustache-twirling, cartoonishly evil-for-evil's-sake joke. An easy, non-tempting no. Or you do the exact same thing as the other route, you're just mean/rude in dialogue: token evil at best. A particularly shallow, boring evil. 000
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They offer a paltry, unappealing evil reward to make you rather undeservedly feel like you're good for easily refusing it. I think Bioshock was one of the few games I've played where the evil route and rewards could actually be considered mechanically viable and just as dignified as the good route. 100
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I wish games would offer actually tempting rewards when they're trying to tempt you to be/allow evil. It would be much more interesting. A two-bit bad guy offering 200 Game-Currency for my action (or inaction) when I have 70,000 G-C that I've run out of things to spend it on just doesn't cut it. 110
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'll have to make an expansion to Orcanized Violence to incorporate this. Not sure if I can swing the wordplay as well as with Orca, but I'm willing to try.. something playing on cachalot maybe.. Do people make expansions to one-page TTRPGs? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...independent.co.ukGang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South PacificCrew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck 130
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Quotes from today's session of Lancer: GM: "There's no TOS in the future" and also 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The whole parsec/Kessel Run retcon/explanation was unnecessary. Assuming a standard starting and ending point to the Kessel Run, a shorter distance traveled means passing closer to obstacles: it's not a test of the ship's speed, but a test of the pilot's daring and skill. 020
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My brother referred to the UK's current monarch as "King Prince Charles" the other day and it feels more correct than anything else I've heard that inbred weasel called. 020
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026First thing that came to mind was: is steam making an exoskeletal frame? You play Cyberpunk Red a few years back and Lancer in the last few weeks and the word 'frame' gets a certain connotation. 020
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Clopens (or the equivalent) should be illegal. 030
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Definitely has the same feel as all the overgreebled AI-generated food pictures have. 001
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Kind of hard not to when we've been trained by so much goddamn media over the last 20 years that's like, "We just made a reference to a thing you nerds like, and you're supposed to feel smart knowing our reference to something that is decreasingly niche the longer the global internet exists." 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sneaking into the yard, out of the light of the streetlight with binoculars in hand, hoping to get a glimpse of the moon, like some kind of pervert. There's an eclipse tonight. 000
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Tastefully Ripped: Rise of the Denimmancer 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026There's so much artificial scarcity and SEO tag-bombing in online shopping and social media that you can't trust the word 'rare' anymore, among others. Also does SEO even work when search engines are killing Boolean search and forcing 'AI' that thinks it knows better than you into everything? 012
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026There's a player on BoardGameArena who's not allowed to chat until 2294. I've always wondered just how they managed to toe the line to be banned from chat for so long and yet not banned from the site. 030
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Today in #MythicBastionland GM: You guys have a cart of corpses now Me: In this world that's only slightly unusual 131
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Sending no notification at all would have been more useful than this. 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Major L for reddit, which gave me a notification after I posted this in r/1pageRPGs suggesting r/SocialistGaming. There exists more than one Marx. I mean sure, the number of people who give a shit about the Marx Brothers is not enormous, or even growing, likely, but still, It's kind of pathetic. 110
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just remembered the other big labor: trying to find which pictures of the Marx Brothers were in the public domain and that I could use, because it varies by country and there's a lot of good images out there whose provenance and publication date I'm not sure of, and therefore couldn't use. 120
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026And I remembered a thread on here from a few months before that (which I can't find despite remembering the exact wording of the post because Bluesky's search is still not great) about how an underexplored space in TTRPGs is where you take on a known character to inhabit as opposed to creating one. 120
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This one was a fucking labor. I read five books about the Marx Bros (including one on Margaret Dumont) in about two weeks and re-watched six of their movies (okay that part wasn't too strenuous). I was inspired by my own post a few months back bsky.app/profile/thep... 120
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just posted my #1pRPGjam submission for the current jam: You are the Marx Brothers. thepowersmattbe.itch.io/you-are-the-... One player is the director, the rest take on a role of one of the Marx Brothers AS their character in a recently rediscovered "lost" Marx Brothers script.thepowersmattbe.itch.ioYou are the Marx Brothers by ThePowersMattBeOne-Page TTRPG where you play out a 'lost' Marx Brothers script 120
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Satirical LOTR black comedy called Master Baggins or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ring. 030
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026My favorite Raymond E. Feist quote. I think of it a lot, living in America these days... 020
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Get this, when they're in the dream vision, it's going to happen on a small island floating in the air in the dream space. Very ethereal and faerie-like. No one's ever done that before. 000
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I just read a couple of books on/by the Marx Brothers, and they mentioned being treated WAY better when they played in the UK than by townsfolk in the US. It seems they were viewed as thieves/prostitutes/seducers by default whenever they got to a new town in the US. Not because of who they were, but 110
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The thing I stepped on in my driveway earlier was not, as I originally thought, a "blood mushroom" but was in fact probably an unripe pluot that a bird or perhaps a squirrel dropped. I'm trying not to be too disappointed. 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I think he'd've been happiest if his opponents had no agency and just sat there politely not playing the game while he played his cards and eventually "won." Some people think it's unfair that their opponents get to make moves, too. Some of them are even surprised that their opponents make moves. 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Back when I played MTG there was a guy at my local store we called the "I could have won if" guy. Because when he lost, which he usually did in spite of being caught cheating more than once, he always said he would have won if X had happened or if Y hadn't happened. 120
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Two Books The Automatic Detective by A. Lee Martinez The Rook by Daniel O'Malley One CD Fables from a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times Is True by Fair to Midland One DVD Brick (2005) Two Video Games Gladius for both Xbox and Gamecube The Lord of the Rings the Two Towers for Xbox and GBA 031
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026For a one-page RPG jam that's running right now my current script is over three pages, and that's after deleting two chunks yesterday. Plus a folder with a bunch of pictures--public domain for my potential use and other pics for inspiration. 12 MB of data for a project that'll be a ~half MB JPG/PDF. 130
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Every year there's a new animal the internet loves, and by day three or five it's so repetitive and saccharine I have to mute its name to keep myself from drawing the collective ire of the groupmind. 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Luckily for me, I wasn't illegally downloading music (emphasis on illegally, the school had a Rhapsody subscription), just TTRPG books. Like a nerd. 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026When I was in college a bunch of my people in my dorm got hit for using Limewire, $1800 per song uploaded, but they'd settle for $3500 no matter how many. I don't know how much it cost to buy tracks was at the time, but I know it $1800 is many, many times what they were charging. 020
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You wish you were getting as many calls from "Scam Likely" as I am. You fucking wish. 000
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I love hiking, but my best friend always wants to go hiking when it's like 90+ degrees (Fahrenheit) out and actually kind of dangerous to hike (especially when it's near 100% humidity) vs my preference of literally any temp between 40 and 80 degrees. 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Today in Mythic Bastionland we met probably our favorite NPC ever: the weird depressed guard who wants to be a knight, who can't die, hates a creature called a Hawkleon, and just wants to get the special cudgel he's been seeing in his dreams that might also be the only weapon that can kill him? 030
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I can't wait to find out what they even are! 000
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026They know we both write, it's frankly insulting (which is a fairly common occurrence when interacting with out of touch middle class boomers who haven't had to seriously content with the post 2008 economy like we have) 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Boomer relatives asked my brother and I to write up some family stories about someone I barely knew, so they're gonna send us what they know, said we could use AI on whatever we want, and I just don't get why they think we'd use AI. I'd rather carve out an eye than surrender my humanity like that 110
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Just posted my entry to this jam, a working document for a fictional ttrpg based on a real game series (the Darkside Detective). thepowersmattbe.itch.io/bloodwolf-ho...thepowersmattbe.itch.ioBloodwolf Honor Marks by ThePowersMattBeAn expanded list from the Darkside Detective TTRPG Core Rules 121
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I've been making my own red pepper flakes for a few years, just got this year's plants in the planter (an above-ground fire pit my dad found on the side of the road). Two cayenne plants, a jalapeno, and a tabasco. Was hoping to find mirasol and/or poblano, but nowhere I went to had them. 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I quit playing magic over 10 years ago, and almost everything they've done since then has reinforced my decision. 010
ThePowersMattBe⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀. @thepowersmattbe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Hand me another beer, you know, for the troops. 000