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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫

@thepotatogen.bsky.social
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I am THE potatogen, ANYONE else is THE poFAKEogen, got it? I really, really like cheese. And making cheese. And eating cheese. God, I love cheese. Cybercrime major at Western Oregon University Ask for my discord

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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Does anyone have any tips to avoid relapsing on cutting, I’ve been over a year clean and I’m struggling right now
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Breaking: stupid tranny gets too full and unmotivated after eating only 1/3 of the food she bought to finish
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
God I’m gonna get so big n fat (food courtesy of gf, with a tummy pic from this morning)
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At the insistence of my gf I’m putting up a kinda fundraiser here cuz I’m getting kicked out and trying to pay for uni, for which the financial aid office pretty much told me “your parents make too much money, go fuck yourself”, so I have over $21K left for this year alone and idek if I’ll get loans
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I feel like someone should revoke my kitchen privileges or smth (it’s all cold)
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A friend of mine did my makeup today and I feel very bonita ::3
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tbh desperately need someone to rub my big fat loud belly
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How am I not already exploded wow I ate way too much
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
20 minutes later and I’m firmly planted on the shitter
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
God I’m so fat I just tore into an entire lemon pepper chicken barehanded right before getting actual dinner godddd I’m probably gonna regret this later but ooouurrrrggghhhhhhh
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
New heist movie idea: a bunch of plane nerds get together to refurbish a rare old plane in a heavily-frequented museum in secret to eventually fly off with it
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I built a thing and frankly it’s giving ex-pizza hut mcdonalds any advice
A picture of a minecraft building that looks like an old pizza hut building that got converted into a mcdonalds
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I need to leave the US but because the US is SOMEHOW still considered a “safe third country” it’s almost impossible to seek political asylum or refugee status (this is inspired by me finding out that according to the white house, I am a domestic terrorist because trans people have a right to live)
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hit 18 today; I feel…I dunno, nothing feels different, I guess I don’t have to lie about my age anymore?
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just ended up eating well over half a pound of shrimp and some other stuff from a seafood boil
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Found this cool little sitting spot while exploring the area around my campsite
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
These are the berries (ik I said I’d post in the morning but like I got busy)
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Out camping and ate some red huckleberries (will post a pic in the morning) and my co-campers freaked tf out cuz they thought they were just random ass berries (I forage) It’s been over 12 hours and completely fine
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
hitting the bazinga pose reposting this 11/10 based post
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-tk- @cmlwlk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If your restaurant “website” is just a fb account please know that I will quickly close the page and never think about you or your food again.
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Update: dude was being deadass, was redirecting people to some fuckass neonazi propaganda ”documentary”, and denying the fucking holocaust. Then this gal the one defending him has the audacity to say I’M in the wrong???? That she’s totally innocent? GIRL YOU ARE DEADASS DEFENDING A NAZI
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’D USED HITLER (among pol pot, mussolini, joseph stalin, jeff epstein, etc) AS AN EXAMPLE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE RIGHTFULLY AND UNIVERSALLY HATED BECAUSE THEY EARNED IT Cuz my whole thing is that respect shouldn’t be earned, but that disrespect and hate should be
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Just had someone tell me that someone saying “hitler did nothing wrong” was just ”ragebait” and “a joke” and that I “missed social cues”… WHAT SOCIAL CUES? THERE WAS LITERALLY NO OTHER CONTEXT! DUDE HAD NO PROFILE OR USERNAME! I’D MADE A COMMENT ABT HOW PEOPLE SHOULD EARN HATE
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Grimimic @grimimic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Recently my best friend has been diagnosed with cancer for the second time. Anything is appreciated. If the treatment funding goals are met I'll be publicly uploading the new update to my game immediately as a thank you. You can support us here ko-fi.com/grimimic patreon.com/stuffingrpg
Grimimic's dog has recently been diagnosed with cancer for the second time. If you can please help spread the word, and donate if possible. If the funding goals are met I will upload the update to my game immediately 
ko-fi.com/grimimic
patreon.com/stuffingrpg
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Reject society eat the entire edamame pod shell and all and do the same with shrimp Good sources of calcium
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I just took an anime trope quiz thing and it tells me I‘m a dandere (which I’d never heard of until today) and I almost said kms or smth but frankly I don’t even feel like it this is what progress looks like people
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Peak stoner food from the soberest gal in the world; make buldak spicy ramen by the instructions, add in one scrambled egg in the last 30 seconds of cooking (makes draining harder), add about a third cup of shredded mozzarella, and shred two fried chicken thighs from safeway with the breading
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bought myself a pound and a half of chicken from safeway and my fat ass is finna eat it ALL in one sitting
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Here’s a late & (somehow) hot take; @gooseworx.bsky.social did amazing with the amazing digital circus and wrapped it up in a logical, concise, and compelling way despite there originally having been plans for more and I think we should perhaps respect her for recognising when to end a good thing???
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hot take (somehow): Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus is objectively the best Wolfenstein game, in literally every aspect except what they did to my boy Blazko. He looks childish like Wyatt did in The New Order with how wide his eyes are, which is weird given that he claims he’s dying
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Holy shortest interview ever I applied for this pizza place opening up down the road Phone interview was supposed to start 30 mins ago Got the call 5 mins ago Interview is over now No idea if I got the position, but a food handler’s and clss is not that hard to get
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Holy shit nos tastes gas???? Since when did an energy drink, especially the plain flavour, taste GOOD
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Omg my gf just brought up the greatest idea: competitive feederism whoever can fatten the other (specifically in the posterior region) the most during a given period wins She then said that she’ll cheat and spike my food with estradiol and antiandrogens and tbh I can’t say I’d complain
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I spoke WAY too soon yesterday I have an intierview monday and a meeting with western oregon tomorrow to discuss orientation and financial aid
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ugh oh my god and I thought the painter was bad holy shit the man in the suit is just god awful like my biggest gripe, aside from it just being a terrible creepypasta with a few badly distorted images from godzilla and it’s spinoffs, is the fact that there are NO NAMES MY GOD
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m so tired of being unable to find a job at this rate, I’ve put in over 150 applications for so called “entry level“ positions and I got one response which was “fuck you tardo you need 18 bajillion years of experience” I’m going to blast pink stuff all over the walls and ceiling with a 9
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
you ever feel obligated to post something and then have ZERO clue what the hell to even post
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I actually used too much vinegar, it’s still a tiny bit sour no matter how much I squeeze it and it’s also a bit too appley in a bad way so now I have some really depressing slightly sour cheese I mean I could definitely use it for something but I think I’ll stick to using pickle juice
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The cheese has cheesed well, I used the right amount of vinegar, resulting in the whey fully separating, just gotta strain and squeeze it
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey wait I think one of my posts disappeared or maybe I just never posted it I might be crazy I mean I’m pretty sure (and so is my therapist) that I need antipsychotics anyways I was just yammering about how pissed I am at the god damn milk bc it burnt to the spoon then boiled when I posted about it
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ll update y’all on how the cheese came out once it’s done curdling and once I figure out how to strain it
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Dude this milk is pissing me off I swear it’s ragebaiting WHY WON’T YOU BOIL YOU’RE BURNING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING PAN AND STEAMING FUCK YOU
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔓𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔤𝔢𝔫 @thepotatogen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ve started making cheese because it’s so damn easy and I find that adding dill and using pickled jalapeño juice to curdle makes for a very delightfully spicy ricotta
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Bloopity @bloopity.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
God clothing sizes just mean absolutely fuck all Why even bother listing it, how about instead of printing small/medium/large just print "eat shit and die" it'd be more informative
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