spence @thepope.dev · 30/09/2026can you guys see if @variousjuices.bsky.social can imagine being named Schlittler 110
spence @thepope.dev · 18/09/2026nothing makes me crash out almost instantly like a crowded grocery store. trying to make it out of there in a fugue state dodging 90 year olds and families of 17. seeing random shit like this that boris yeltsin would’ve loved. takes years off my life 1150
spence @thepope.dev · 08/09/2026Spent several hours cutting, planing, and steaming this stupidly angled canoe rib. Clamped it on. Started tacking it in. Then it snapped. A metaphor for most things in my life really. 1161
spence @thepope.dev · 03/09/2026Me: man why is the carpet so nasty, the robot vacuums every day The robot vacuum every day: 1100
spence @thepope.dev · 31/08/2026Walking around the house calling for the dog because I couldn’t find him 3370
spence @thepope.dev · 31/08/2026now i want to build that and hook it into my airport/airplane observer app 020
spence @thepope.dev · 26/08/2026fun fact, Whopper’s middle name is Dolly Parton because he’s from Tennessee 0220
spence @thepope.dev · 23/08/2026Parents need to be banned from texting. Same person who referred to her airpods as her “air buds”, “ear pods”, and “iPod” in a span of 3 seconds 090
spence @thepope.dev · 20/08/2026trying to open an application, get this. is this the "task failed successfully" of mac?? 260
spence @thepope.dev · 18/08/2026Throwback to Zandvoort last year I’m so sad this is the last year for it 020
spence @thepope.dev · 18/08/2026saw @geesawra.industries on my walk oh wait damnit he changed his prof pic 1190
spence @thepope.dev · 09/08/2026whoever put a drop pipe 6” lower than the rest of the ceiling in my basement is going to heck 380
spence @thepope.dev · 04/08/2026why would someone invent a bug that screams when you relocate it and also why did they put one in my basement 150
spence @thepope.dev · 01/08/2026camping allows me to contemplate life’s many questions, such as: - why did i bring 4 years worth of firewood? - should I go blonde again to match my son, Hoagie? - why don’t I eat pizza every day? 0340
spence @thepope.dev · 31/07/2026I was so excited to find a Hest pad in REI resupply for nearly $200 off. Then I started packing my car for camping just now. Friends, this is a Toyota 4Runner. 3130
spence @thepope.dev · 29/07/2026HOAGIE ROLL has joined the party. Inventory: 1x chew toy. TUTORIAL TIP: Press X to fetch. Hoagie has disabled this control. 1120
spence @thepope.dev · 28/07/2026“Measure twice cut once” means nothing if you measure it wrong in the first place 8540
