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Bryan Platt (he/him)

@theplatts.com
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A kid from a fishing village in Alaska who is regularly astounded by his good fortune.

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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 27/09/2026
Thank you is not a big enough appreciation for this!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 19/09/2026
Watched this with my youngest after RAVING about it. Movie ends, she kinda goes “huh” and I just have to say “I remembered it somehow as…….better”
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 10/09/2026
That was my first favorite beer!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 05/08/2026
ALWAYS
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 29/07/2026
My oldest & I will always LOVE you for Fairyland & the book tour I would add The Refigerator Monologues, Comfort Me With Apples, The Future is Blue/The Past is Red (this list is getting silly long) & When He Calls Your Name In truth, I’ve never read anything you wrote that I didn’t enjoy reading
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 15/07/2026
Reminds me of Oregon a few years ago. I had never seen the sky in those colors and it was so eerie
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 26/06/2026
Wow. Dumbest thing I’ve seen in AGES, and Trump is our current president, so that’s a HIGH bar
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/06/2026
FONDLY wish Birdfy was providing more details on what’s happening behind the scenes and what’s being done to recover. Especially since the last official update is the one pushed through the app that says “all is well, update your app and it all works again” that was pushed this morning
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/06/2026
Just providing data: I’m still stuck with a device that doesn’t THINK it’s connected (even though it’s been able to be reinstalled and configured on two different iOS devices), and had one time all day provided a recording.
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 24/06/2026
Thanks for the notice that there is an outage and it’s being worked. When can we expect to start receiving videos and notifications again?
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 24/04/2026
Are you stealing my pbj’s?!??
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 21/04/2026
It’s a GREAT story, you should be all the prouds!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 03/04/2026
Missed it by MILES!!!!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 03/03/2026
Looked that one up and IT.IS.PERFECTION!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 22/02/2026
Wait!?!? Nehi isn’t just a MASH thing?!?!?!??
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 07/02/2026
Long time ago I was a technical instructor teaching a class. Stepped outside during a 5 minute break and a bird crapped on my head! I feel your pain STILL
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 06/01/2026
Ugh. I’m so sorry, that sounds EXHAUSTING before you even get to the part where getting it wrong will make you sick
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 03/01/2026
Felt the EXACT SAME WAY growing up on an island in Alaska! MTV was a REVELATION (ironically, I was not excited when I heard it was coming to our cable as I confused “contemporary” with “classical”. You can only imagine how much my English teacher mom razzed me for that!!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 14/09/2025
It was a GREAT album
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 09/09/2025
BEAUTIFUL
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 09/09/2025
Happy Day!!!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 08/09/2025
It was the right call, given the precedent from last season. I was impressed that Piastri didn’t spend 20 laps whining about it, and understood that letting Norris by sooner was better than later
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 03/09/2025
45 for sure, a couple I can’t remember for sure.
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 09/08/2025
Same
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 16/07/2025
As an adult I GET that. As the kid I was then, I did NOT see any of that
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 15/07/2025
I was WEARING glasses while reading this and had to go back to verify it ISN’T a film projector!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 15/07/2025
I had to mow my parents lawn the a COAST GUARD SURPLUS rotary mower! Somehow I never found the joy in the chore that several others have expressed
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 15/07/2025
OMG, speechless!! That was AMAZING!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 05/06/2025
It was smart, funny, sad, everything
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 30/05/2025
Picture of a raccoon carrying a loot bag, with caption “thieves on the loose” keep your windows locked
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/05/2025
That sounds sad, I hope you get chances again in the future
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 20/05/2025
This checks out: the man is nearly always the fiasco
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 16/05/2025
Didn’t a higher percentage of GenX vote for him than had previously!?!? Doesn’t seem to be a “young people” problem to me as us GenX folks are OLD now Like you started to say before you got sidetracked with a generational slap, “a people don’t like to THINK problem”
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 11/04/2025
The thing is, you can’t JUST monitor for immigrants (and they certainly don’t want to). They’re watching it ALL, building their lists, planning for when they think it’s safe to take ANY of us out
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 10/04/2025
Yeah, you need to get to at LEAST 130 before the fun kicks in! <grin> Also, I was on a race track
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 06/04/2025
Even the penguins are gearing up!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 15/03/2025
Pre ordered!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 13/03/2025
Sometimes I have GREAT conversations with people on the lifts. This one SEEMED like it was headed that way (he was a coach for a team at the USCSA National Championships) and then he swerved unexpectedly
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 13/03/2025
I had some shmuck ask me if I was a christian and then give his testimony on a ski lift this week!!! Much longer and one of us was getting out of the chair early
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 03/01/2025
You and the “Fuck of February” person are my HEROES!!!!!!
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Theprogressive ✊️ @treadres.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 26/11/2024
What you said (before I could)
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/11/2024
Nice save!!
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/11/2024
I feel EXACTLY the same about Lewis getting 8, maybe don’t hate Ferrari, but also not a huge fan. Just want Carlos in a place he can compete and show what he’s capable of
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/11/2024
Done! ENTHUSIASTICLY
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/11/2024
Can us men block him too?
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/11/2024
Came here to say this, stopped myself as I was SURE somebody would beat me to it
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/11/2024
Ferrari blew his pit stop a couple of different ways, but I’m not buying the ai projection that it cost him P2. Lewis was fastest driver on track from lap 5 til about lap 45
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Bryan Platt (he/him) @theplatts.com · 25/11/2024
Lewis will have multiple aneurysms if they bungle things next season like they have for a generation. For Sainz’ sake, I hope Williams turns out to be the right place to go. He’s too good a driver to ALWAYS be the forgotten man
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