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Jaimie Ryder

@thepinkxoxo.bsky.social

185 followers 131 following 212 posts

Even a family of thieves has black sheep. | MVRP, DCRP | 21+ MDNI Current setting: Gotham

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Not dead, just hiding from that crazy lady with the fucked up wind sword bullshit.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

"And Jon was a sore fucking loser. All tournaments were no-holds-barred, you know that."

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

"He makes me so proud..."

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

"This guy thinks I'm standing on the floor, what a dork."

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I thought of a joke but it's too mean.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

:/

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

:) I'm wife.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I don't think I'm registered to vote here anyway.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Y'know. She's right. She should be mayor all the time.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Where's a girl gotta go to buy a ***** ** around here? It's important.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

He's my favorite

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I've said this every day of my life.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

who said that

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

hot

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Late into that evening, a full cleaning bucket found its way to the kitchen, just barely hanging into the otherwise clear doorway to @havensrest.bsky.social's bar. It took her some time to make sure it had been used, but thanks to a customer drinking well past their limits...

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

"So, I could have helped overhearing, but I really wanted to eavesdrop..." @atlanticcityreject.bsky.social

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

"Should I ask?"

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

(Fuck, she doesn't know shit about the economy. Maybe it's a one-to-one conversion, dollars to caps?) ...One hundred caps. Negotiable.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

"Babe. That's really sweet but no."

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

It has to until we've saved up. And I [do] give a mean massage, soooo....

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Ma'am I live in a tent and it's January.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

That a paying gig?

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

"God. I can't not ████ him."

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Hear me out

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Well, crap, I better go clock in.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Sorry about my husband, sometimes he gets possessed by late-90s-early-aughts pop sensations.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Am I in charge of exiling? Did I get that job and no one told me?

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Girl what the hell

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

What, I was just gonna throw it out?

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Well, this thing yoinked me. Couldn't you reverse-engineer... I don't know. This is my more in your wheelhouse than mine.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

No to a lot of things.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Don't.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

This is me by the way

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a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting on a laptop computer

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

My roundhousin' leg is itchy.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

||she said

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a person is flying through the air in a room with a drain pipe .

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I think you're too hard on yourself, bud.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

||yes and no one else had anything to do with it :)

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

...Are you talking about my husband? Who was fine?

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

That's not what that word– I'm in another dimension, I can't say shit.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Hey, the dead fish smell is only unbearable on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Mondays, Fridays, Wednesdays, and weekends.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

"I think it rolled under the sleeping bags. I'm on it."

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

"Woodpeckers don't fly at night, baby."

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

"It looks like a-"

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Thank probably someone else.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Thank GOD

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Oh no everyone's gone. She must have used it all.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

"Don't wanna use up the air."

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Dr. Tobias Eugene Ryder @cyberwingtr.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

// I don’t know why I’m cracking up at the visual of Jaimie not being heard because of censorship but just because she stopped talking mid sentence.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

"Well, we've been bumping all n–" the flap closes.

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

"It's also [freezing.] Close the flap!"

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