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I am Fartacus

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Always try to find a little comedy in everything.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The work crew is really groovin’ as Trump’s name is ripped off the Kennedy Center. 😂 “Young man, pick yourself off the ground” … peak YMCA celebration vibes. 🎶 America is healing one scaffold dance at a time! 🕺 #YMCA #KennedyCenter
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I can’t stand the daily dose of chaos from this administration. The 25th amendment needs to be enacted.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
A small victory but we’ll take it. They add up.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Have you ever walked around all day not realizing there was a hole in your jeans?
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I have had an African gray parrot now for 35 1/2 years. He always told me when he’s ready to go nights around 7:00 PM. Tonight at that time he said he wanted to go outside. I don’t care what anyone believes but that is cognitive thought. They understand and really can communicate with us.
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
There will be too many MAGA there and their safety would be an issue.
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It sickens me that so many voted to pass this.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Time for a viable third political party to form. One with democratic views but one that will fight. One that is strong and won’t roll over and play dead.
fight.one
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My wallet was making my butt bruised from being too full so I cleaned it out.
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Nomad Matt @nomadmatt.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The toys are getting so realistic.
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Nomad Matt @nomadmatt.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I saw an article today that said NASA has discovered a universe next to ours where time runs in reverse. I need to visit there for about 50 years and come back.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I always make my dental appointments at 2:30 (Tooth Hurty).
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Love this!
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The drones are being operated by cats and dogs.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Pretty damn spot-on, don’t you think?
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It’s really not, just take greed out of the equation.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
When was he in a grocery store or for that matter in line at a checkout counter? How could this woman not know who he is? Why didn’t the billionaire offer to help her out? It was just one apple, what kind of a person would do that?
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
If the Ukrainian war has not ended by Inauguration Day then I motion for impeachment for lying to the nation.
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El Howieson @elhowieson.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Looks like Georgia could be next. Russia has been sending thousands of people there to occupy the region. If they fall Poland will be next.
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Polarsprite 🧚‍♂️ @polarsprite.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If Felons can't - Vote in federal elections Get a job requiring an insurance bond or security clearance Own a firearm Be a fireman/police officer or 911 operator Be part of the PTA school board or a teacher Work at McDonald's Travel to many foreign countries. THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BE POTUS
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Most will have to visit Trump like Canada did since he’s a felon and cannot travel there.
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Follow the money...
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Good album cover image.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I watched and subscribed to your YouTube channel today. I learned a lot. You are 100% correct.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Clay Nobles @claynobles.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Here you go, smile.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Why is it when people use Google Maps and you zoom in all of the route numbers shrink? I want to see them better, that’s why I zoom in.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Statute of limitations will come into play. He will get away with everything. We are doomed.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is very disturbing.
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judithbolyard.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Jack and Kamala for supreme court judges! Come on, Pres Joe! Do it!
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Just deport him, it would be cheaper.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
1964 HotWheels red line.
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I am all for his deportation as long as it’s him and his family being deported along with all his supporters.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m new here. I need followers and friends.
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I am Fartacus @thephantomflusher.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This was a rival of Coke and Pepsi made in Akron, Ohio.
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