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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This little dove lives in our front yard and I love her

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’ve got so much sun this summer that Jakebe and I are the same skin tone now

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

And now here it is: your moment of zen

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I can’t help but feel like the ocean wants me to do something…

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Was fun working SV Pride last weekend. I got to work in the beer booth which was hella fun and I also repped our softball league

Me in a harness and baseball pants flexing in front of the Silicon Valley Pride sign

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is what you get when you use AI to read the room

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I really really wish the Supreme Court would stop giving POTUS those

Ron Swanson: "Not to worry. I have a permit."

The permit reads: I can do what I want.

Ron

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

When you tuckered out after a double header and you didn’t play so good

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

what in the twirling fuck is this, Bluesky

Feed interrupted with a notification saying "We ran out of posts from your follows. Here's the latest from Discover."

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Softball games last night were awesome, if exhausting. All our experienced outfielders were out and we were playing a team that had pulled in a bunch of higher division players so we had no chance, but I played hard, ran fast, & made very few mistakes. Feeling great about it! Got another on Sunday!

Me smiling, shirtless, wearing baseball pants, slightly open

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I wanted a photo in which I looked as douchey as possible. I forgot to wear douchier shoes tho sadly

Next to a taco truck stands me, wearing a sleeveless linen shirt open at the front, two heavy chains around my neck, with sunglasses hanging over them, an Apple Watch, black skinny jeans with tears in them, a black and white cloth belt, and Shox. I'm carrying a goth-looking ornate parasol, wearing eyeliner, breathing out smoke from a vape pen, and look extremely bored/annoyed

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

When you an ordinary forest lord learning to juggle and you gotta take a moment to center yourself

I’m wearing antlers and no shirt and holding a juggling pin in both hands

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

My upcoming D&D character, really stoked to play this fella. His name is Po and he is a tiefling aasimar astral self monk

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Time for some disc golf by the sea with the softball team

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

People like to make character art look badass by making angry eyebrows while grinning sassily and it works every time but you never see it work irl like that is the expression of the clinically deranged

I look horrible, if you can’t see it be glad

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Ok was this sign written by AI

T Coffee Lovers
All day breakfast
Steak, chicken avocado, tuna sandwiches
Beef PHO chicken

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I’m still learning to feel comfortable dressing how I want. I worry other folks will judge me or give me shit but dammit I like bright colors and long socks and that’s what I want to wear

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Fashion choices were made. Rate my fit fam

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

The town I’m in vs the vibe I’m bringing

The town is very upscale rich and buttoned down

I’m wearing a drop-armhole tank, a heavy chain, big shades, and my hair up in a quiff

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Mommmmmm can we get Jane Austen? We have

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

If you live in the Bay Area, like seafood, and don’t make an occasional trip to Phil’s Fish Market you are missing one of the reasons to live here

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

If you live in the Bay Area, like seafood, and don’t make an occasional trip to Phil’s Fish Market you are missing one of the reasons to live here

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Again people avoiding me and leaving the sidewalk when I’m coming, I don’t understand wh— ok, I see it now

It’s me in a somewhat threatening looking fit

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Now updated with correct colored ball, thank you @donryu.bsky.social

Beefy ol derg gettin himself a softball hit!

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Time for softball! Hopefully I can make this illo come true tonight! Art by @donryu.bsky.social

A big derg is gettin himself a softball hit!

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

LOL the end of that tweet, yep, there's nothing that makes Lady Liberty sadder than rich people paying taxes

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

And here’s the oldest guy on the team doing his best

Me swingin the bat lookin all cool and shit

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Look at my incredible softball team, Pup Fly, proudly sponsored by @sofawolf.com

All 15 members of Pup Fly posing on the field

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

omg one of the best episodes of the Sarah Silverman Program

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Share a blatant bit of product placement in a movie or TV show ...in fucking SOPRANOS, man? HBO had no shame.

Screenshot from an episode of the Sopranos filmed with Office Depot prominently in the background. An FBI agent is asking his informant, "You need batteries? Let's go right over here to Office Depot."

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Pen Dragon @thependrake.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Got whopped super hard in the forehead with a softball yesterday and I was stunned for a minute Got a big ol goose egg and you can even see the imprint of the stitches on the ball!

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