Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Hypochondriac youtube has to be one of the most profitable. I could have a new interest, search out 100s of videos and never see it on my home page, but I watch "I had a heart attack, here's what I wish I knew" and it's all death and destruction for weeks as I click "Not interested" 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Used games 🤝water heaters putting the dogshittiest stickers on their products 010
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is old man posting, but why in the blue hell does my water heater anode rod have a glued on sticker? The thing is supposed to go in my water heater you bozos, just put the sticker on the damn top. 110
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Movie: The Video Game - Very cool, worth the effort and a great boon to society Video Game: The Movie - Very bad, please do not do this 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Poopin so different I got lawyers sending me ceasin dshits 010
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Every B-Roll of someone walking where it's clear they set up the camera should be required by law to leave in where they go back to pick up the camera. 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you ever feel useless, just know that you can't be more useless than the "Show Less Like This :( " button on bsky dot app. 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Instead of streaming I did this thing where I help my partner plant some trees in the front yard, you think lurkers don't exist but I'll tell you the amount of people watching silently from their windows begs to differ. 011
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I relish the cold because I spend my summers with stupid ass flies getting needlessly close to my face, hitting a fortnite dance, then flittering away. But I know that their time will come 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As someone who enjoys achievement hunting, I wish that Platinums/Mythics/etc didn't exist. It's all fun until you get to "bronze trophy / 5 pointer that is online only and the servers are closed" so you get to look at 99% with no Platinum on your history forever. 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The manliest muscle growth routine (that I use): Work out Eat dinner and watch 2 episodes of Witch Hat Atelier Play The Dog Island That's it, those are the keys. 010
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They're farming gamer rage, imagine throwing your controller and it buys the latest Fortnite skin through your wallet 010
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Narcissist who goes golfing with their friends but plays poorly intentionally so they have to watch them play for longer 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026QTP with a GIF of your favourite Pokémon! (wrong answers only)static.klipy.commieu rolling tales of the abyssALT: mieu rolling tales of the abyss 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026With the news from Xbox today, it really feels like Sony and Microsoft entered a dumbass competition where the only winner is Nintendo by default. 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm struggling to determine if me being more sociable in online spaces is an inverse correlation to my mental health or if it's a good thing 020
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh absolutely not, I'm not that much of a maniac (real reason: just finished engage and haven't played FC remake yet 😌) 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Reading this post took roughly 250 hours off of my lifespan (i will be playing both) 100
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Heartbreaking: The song that goes crazy is only used for a small chunk of the game and you never hear it again Example: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFRS...youtube.comBright Bold Sandstorm- Fire Emblem Engage OSTYouTube video by Hiya Papaya 110
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As much as I want to see Randy Orlandy OG adventures in high def, I have to beat the shit out of Cassius in high def first. 110
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Trails in the sky SC Remake is reviewing really well, which is great news. Now do Trails 3rd Remake and not skip to Crossbell or I WILL shit myself and cry. 110
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Below you will find my AI created promotional art giving indie devs the opportunity of a life time (em dash) allowing me to make content of their work for no charge to me. I will give my honest (read: overly critical) opinion on my stream and will guarantee your game will be better for it. 010
Reposted by CobisumaruHourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026SKIES OF ARCADIA 419853
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Can we call AI defenders Sloptimists or does it not have enough pejorative vibes 010
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026After working out regularly for ~6 months, I finally cracked the code to losing weight. Was it the diet? No Was it the exercises? Also no. The solution? Getting a stomach bug and shitting crazy style for 3 days 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How am I supposed to tell people they're wrong though? Isn't that the whole point of social media? 011
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"Consoles suck, PC is better" mfs when a component fails in a way that's not obvious and blows up their whole PC so they have to spend a day troubleshooting and praying it's not something that costs hundreds of dollars instead of just playing a game. I'm only partially mfs, I like consoles 001
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm a huge fan of going into microcenter now and feeling like i'm in an absolute nightmare. Seeing a 2TB SATA SSD sell for $500 United States Dollars is so beyond the pale I can't help but laugh 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Don't let them fool you, the real reason that storage prices are shooting up is because they don't want you to keep the "install required" games on your hard drive infinitely to play offline. 010
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Please spend $400 on our collector's edition, you get a statue and a disc that doesn't really matter" 1110
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So as part of my FE Engage playthrough, I spent a full movie's worth of time on one map only for it to come down to a 29% crit and 44% dodge to win. Thankfully the RNG was on my side for once and I managed to pull it off, but good lord 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm pogging i can't wait to watch..... Will Smith's Hancock? With ads too this is so cool! 110
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The final boss of boomer memes are AI generated betty boop and tweety bird pictures 010
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I would purchase GTA VI and play it Day 1 at 30FPS on my PS5 base if it had a disc that I could install from offline. Follow button to the left amigos, like comment and subscribe for more opinions that don't really matter 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Every time I go to my doctor's office, I use their coffee machine because if I'm paying as much as I am to get a chunk of my toe cut off, I'm going to get a free coffee. Now here I am with my extra strength coffee at 5pm oopsie sorry sleep schedule 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I wish my brain didn't work the way it does, I basically spent 5-6 hours (probably more i didn't count) trying the Ike Paralogue from Fire Emblem Engage while woefully underleveled because I knew I could and it was just a matter of time. I did beat it though, and it was fun (minus the suffering) 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026As an update, I hear rain, I don't hear lawn care equipment. However, the hubris of those who meticulously maintain their yard will result in them coming out the second the rain ends. 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The never ending American war between an inevitable thunderstorm and the person who absolutely refuses to stop doing their lawn care 100
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Playing through FE Engage on maddening / classic (first time maddening ever), I can't believe they yoinked my damn cheat button and gave me no swaps when I have the 2 baby units. Only took me like 3 hours, but I made it through with everyone alive. 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Coding and weight lifting really have a lot in common, if you look in one spot for how to do something, you get 3 results: 1 is "I love this it's perfect", 2 is "I hate this it's bad", and 3 is "Where's the statistics that prove that you should love it" despite the stats not telling the whole story 000
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 18/08/2026yeah, I'm in the process of using my time machine so I can spread the GOTYs out and not have to choose 010
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Weapon Durability 🤝 Not disappearing when at 0 durability For more great design decisions (requiring flexibility without feeling like you can't use certain weapons non-optimally), play Dark Cloud 2. 110
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Advertisements have lost their sauce, in a different world this would've turned me into a commercial grade chimney in the middle of winter www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_6n...youtube.comYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 100
Cobisumaru @thepantsmanex.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Twitch enabling "use my content to train GenAI" by default might backfire when there are millions of streams with the most minimal effort on the crunchiest mics with the least engaging content that are never going to think about it. 000
