Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It definitely comes across that he doesn’t want to address the problem. 010
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fantasy football would be more interesting if it had dragons, mages and orcs. 1100
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“I’m calling about the warranty on your vehicle, and this treasurer candidate.” 020
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Blue cheese is the exception that proves the rule (‘cause the mold in blue cheese is… cultured?) 100
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just read the ploy and, um, I guess it’s something? 011
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They have “Dance your Ph. D.”, so why not “Smoke your Dissertation.”? 010
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That is why they have parking lots. Smoking a brisket there will demonstrate your level of dedication to the task. 2441
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026NYT: “You are concerned about quite a few issues.” Me: “But only one at a time.” 01033
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Now I want to see the version for industrial use, as well as how it would be used in an industrial setting. 000
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They have acquired the tase for human flesh. “Ignore the sign and pet us. “ 010
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I assume that is better than Young Frankenstein. 110
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wouldn’t be surprised if trump was too lazy to read a script on camera. 000
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If they need a Christmas special, they could go with Macaulay Culkin in “Time Lord Alone” followed by “Time Lord Alone 2: Lost in Gallifrey”, where the Doctor creates all sorts of quirky traps to take on the daleks and cybermen (respectively). 010
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I remember reading that in junior-ish high. It is the touchstone by which I measure other books. 000
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026He is now taking hostages. “Police! We have Warren!” 010
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026He may have gotten a PHD (not at all like a Ph D) from Acme University. We all know the quality of their products. 020
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Lucky Strike cigarettes, good enough to deserve to be smoked by a kitten.” 1170
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That reminds me of this, from XKCD. youtu.be/JqFSGkFPipMyoutu.beWhat if everyone pointed a laser at the moon?YouTube video by xkcd's What If? 150
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I believe that this is an attempt to make the ads so offensive that people will think the subscription has value. 000
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Diagnosis by elimination is always fun, too. “I can tell you what it isn’t, that it will be very painful, and we probably won’t be able to even treat the symptoms. Good luck!” 021
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My car’s touch screen is so wide that I have to stretch to see my playlist and really only works well when you aren’t moving. It would be nice if some kind of cursor device would be able as an alternate input. 000
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026He used to be all white, right? “Who says smoking is a dirty habit? Not me! Not me!” — Me, shortly before remembering that the belly is a trap. 160
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There are thigs that he COULD solve, but that would require helping “lesser” people and he just can’t let that happen. 010
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026That will let you see which devices are connected to your account and you can remove the ones you don’t want. 020
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This may let you kick them off. myaccount.google.com/intro/device...myaccount.google.comGoogle Account 120
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026THAT’S WHO IT IS!!! I was trying to think of who he reminded me of, except grandpa Munster knew how to shave. 120
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“I’m just going to sit here for a bit” is one of the biggest mistakes people make. 020
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How many people with an anaconda for hair have seen that comic and used soap to wash it? There must be many zeros of them. 1190
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I live in Iowa and don’t know why anyone would think that was a good idea. 020
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I am interested to know how this arrangement happened. Was he desperate for money? Didn’t anyone tell him what Mr. Beast was? 100
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026How hard is it to understand “you are miserable because you are a greedy piece of trash.” 0101
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026People won’t even want the words printed on the recycled remains of the book. It has become Cursed Paper. 020
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“Data centers should convert crypto back into electricity.” — jd vance, apparently 100
Jonathan Polley @theotherjon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The equipment will break within the first 12 hours and the people who are needed to keep it running aren’t important enough to include in the population. 170
