Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m have learned if I get on top of things Human needs, she will give me a treat to get me off of them. Treat time! 1164
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How I’m sleep after Human says I’m being a “little shit.” 0398
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today marks 5 years with Human. She really wanted a selfie today but I’m didn’t feel like it. Happy Gotcha Day to me! 2141
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026What do you think, Bluesky friends?! a. It’s the same picture. b. Human is off her head. 080
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Human says this is a “trampoline,” not a bed. I say anything is a bed if you make it so. 0152
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Human poked my belly and said “woohoo!” She says I’m too young to get the reference. 2263
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026If you are looking for an explanation, unfortunately there is none. 0151
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026It’s almost 2 a.m. time to play tag with the ghosts. Funzies! 0212
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026@drawurcatdrunk.bsky.social hi friend. I’m remember you from the flappy bird site. 120
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Human washed these towels and hung them to dry. I already pulled one to the ground. Fun! 2451
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy Human’s Day to my human even though she’s annoying 0160
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I’m press against Human when she gets the anxious. Am therapy cat. Is anyone else’s Human crazy? 1220
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026This is my friend Rocco. He’s a wild one. I’m bit of a goody two-shoes. 010
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Human said her leaving the house and coming back doesn’t mean I get “Dinner: Part II.” What a bitch. 0162
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Human said she couldn’t get my poop to go down the toilet. That it kept “floating back up,” whatever that means. 0222
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I’m have figured out a way to use both pillows at once. Am smart. 0221
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I can stare back for as long as you want to keep this going. 0392
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I regret to inform you that I, Theo, am taking absolutely no questions at this time. 0211
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I’m miss Grandhuman always defending me from Human. RIP Grandhuman. 2111
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Human told me my full legal name is: First: Theo Middle: TheoBoBeo Last: BananaFanaFoFeo 081
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026And FURTHERMORE! (Sound on but I gotta warn you I’m really fierce.) 0262
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026My name is Theo and did somebody say “treat”? #catsofbluesky 1331
Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Hey guess what I discovered the kitchen table and it’s fun to walk and sit on! Who wants to join me? 0202