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Theo

@theoshmeo.bsky.social
752 followers 436 following 339 posts

My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.

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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m have learned if I get on top of things Human needs, she will give me a treat to get me off of them. Treat time!
A gray cat rests atop some clothing left on a couchback.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am extreme great.
A gray cat receiving a belly rub raises a paw like the Statue of Liberty.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How I’m sleep after Human says I’m being a “little shit.”
A happy, thick gray cat with a white patch on the belly sleeps on a chair with a beige cushion.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today marks 5 years with Human. She really wanted a selfie today but I’m didn’t feel like it. Happy Gotcha Day to me!
A gray cat places her paw on a human arm.A human poses with her cat, who is lying down.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Can I help you?
A gray cat with a white patch on her lower abdomen sits with her belly out and a nip-nop visible.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Human says I’m “like as big as the trampoline.”
A large gray cat with a white spot on her lower belly is sprawled out on a mini trampoline.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This my house. Not your house.
A gray cat lies in a small cardboard box turned on its side. Next to the cat is a candy corn toy.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
They’re here.
A gray cat with glowing eyes looks over her shoulder as she sits on a green towel on the floor of a bathroom.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What do you think, Bluesky friends?! a. It’s the same picture. b. Human is off her head.
A side-by-side comparison of Jimothy the short-spined raccoon and Theo the gray cat with the all-caps heading “Separated at birth?”
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Human says I’m look like Jimothy.
A gray cat is curled up on a red blanket and a gray sheet.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Human says this is a “trampoline,” not a bed. I say anything is a bed if you make it so.
A thick gray cat relaxes on a mini indoor trampoline.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Human poked my belly and said “woohoo!” She says I’m too young to get the reference.
A gray cat, lying on a pastel pillow, is poked in the belly.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Human says I’m too chipper in the mornings.
A hyper cat settles for a moment in her cat tree while a hand pets her.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If you are looking for an explanation, unfortunately there is none.
A gray cat lies on her side on a blue yoga mat. Atop the resting cat is a fried egg toy.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@rockysnappyduke.bsky.social hi friend!
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It’s almost 2 a.m. time to play tag with the ghosts. Funzies!
A cat sits in a small bathroom window with flash reflecting off her eyes, as if she has “laser eyes.”
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@drawurcatdrunk.bsky.social hi friend. I’m remember you from the flappy bird site.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Human washed these towels and hung them to dry. I already pulled one to the ground. Fun!
A gray cat sits mischievously under a drying rack of towels.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Human’s Day to my human even though she’s annoying
A gray cat is hugged by a human wearing  multiple bracelets.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You ever forget to put your tongue all the way back in?
A gray cat’s tip of her tongue is visible as she is pet on the chest.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
@fivestatehiker.bsky.social hi friend. purrrrr
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I’m press against Human when she gets the anxious. Am therapy cat. Is anyone else’s Human crazy?
A gray cat presses her butt against you in bed.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Human says I’m a “warm bag of pudding.”
An arm with a ring on the index finger rubs the belly of a gray cat with a white patch on her belly.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is my friend Rocco. He’s a wild one. I’m bit of a goody two-shoes.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Hello yes I would like something excuse me
A cat sits before your face on a bed
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Human said her leaving the house and coming back doesn’t mean I get “Dinner: Part II.” What a bitch.
A gray cat approaches.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is mine.
A gray cat has her paw wrapped around a human’s wrist.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hi guys.
A cat relaxes with plushies and a human hand.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
PSA: The first one isn’t me.
A gray hat on a fuzzy pastel-colored pillow.A gray cat on a fuzzy black blanket.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Human said she couldn’t get my poop to go down the toilet. That it kept “floating back up,” whatever that means.
The face of a cat with gray fur and yellow eyes on a fuzzy black blanket
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’m found this box. Am safe in it.
A grey cat sits in a small cardboard box just bigger than her.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Am warm. Am here.
A gray cat lay against a human on a bed.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This is game. Are youm ready to play?
A cat looks out over a coffee table in a living room. On one side of the cat is a CD rack and on the other side is a television. Atop the CD rack are some plushies.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I’m have figured out a way to use both pillows at once. Am smart.
A cat takes advantage of two large furry pillows, one pastel and one light gray.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I can stare back for as long as you want to keep this going.
A cat sits atop a coffee table while holding down a receipt with her paws.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
What?
A close-up of a cat looking faintly guilty
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I regret to inform you that I, Theo, am taking absolutely no questions at this time.
A cat sleeps on a hat, positioned in a way so the fluffy pom from the hat looks like it’s growing from the cat’s head.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I’m miss Grandhuman always defending me from Human. RIP Grandhuman.
An iMessage conversation from 2024 in which Human’s late mother defends Theo.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Human told me my full legal name is: First: Theo Middle: TheoBoBeo Last: BananaFanaFoFeo
A close-up of a screaming gray cat’s face
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“tHeO, wE’vE tAlKeD aBoUt ThIs.” - Human
A drink coaster and chewed-off pieces of the coaster are strewn on the rug and floor.An upside-down close-up of an innocent-looking gray cat.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
And FURTHERMORE! (Sound on but I gotta warn you I’m really fierce.)
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My eyes are up here, buddy.
A gray cat perches atop a table.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Do I’m have a legal case?
A gray cat on a blanket with a dog plushie and a pineapple plushie on top of her.A gray cat on a blanket with a dog plushie and a pineapple plushie on top of her.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Hurry UP and FEED ME before I call the authorities!!!!
A gray cat screams
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Am really enjoying the bed.
A cat is curled up on a bed featuring blankets, a shawl, pillows and stuffed animals.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Noms.
A close aerial view of a gray cat eating tuna from a dish.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
My name is Theo and did somebody say “treat”? #catsofbluesky
A gray cat looks at you earnestly.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Human says I am her baby and she is going to eat me.
A view of a cat snuggling in bed with her human.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hey guess what I discovered the kitchen table and it’s fun to walk and sit on! Who wants to join me?
A cat sits atop a kitchen table.A cat sits atop a kitchen table and looks to the side.
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Theo @theoshmeo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Human is teaching me to take selfies. How did I’m do?
A cat and human take a selfie.
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