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Theo Pizza

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🏳️‍🌈 sentient pizza tossed coast to coast and landed somehow in the middle. Obvious bots and crypto hos will be blocked. 📍Nashville, TN 🎨 Artist 🐓 Salesman ☎️ 215 ➡️ 813 ➡️ 610 ➡️ 310 ➡️ 407 ➡️ 615

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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A mansplaining rotting meat sack
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Of all Presidents, he’s abused the most children without question.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I already do 😁
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All Lindsey wanted was a 🍆 in the daylight
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I just called his office and asked if he exudes the same kind of energy when confronting his son-in-law beating on his daughter and the staffer commented that she cannot speak on behalf of the Senator.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
You’ve been quiet here. It’s busy work being a laughing stock on the world stage.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Given what he’s doing, he fits the bill of child predator
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
You’ve got the charisma of a bloated diaper rotting in a Walmart parking lot
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Shut the fu k up, Jelly Donut. Sending Tom Homan to wrangle ICE is like asking John Wayne Gacy to host a boys sleep away camp. There is no net positive coming out of your administration. It’s not surprising when the figurehead of MAGA is something worse than child molester.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You’re clearly a broken cog. Go back to posting your favorite Presidential child r pe enthusiast gif giving phantom handj bs.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
With opinions as idiotic as this, it tracks why you value posting gifs of a know r pist giving phantom handjawbs
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You and your peers belong locked up. Keep on telling us more bulls it stories from behind glass. Your blabbering brings understanding to why your mother numbed herself through addiction. You are a godd mn disgrace.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I hope all the horrible things happening to immigrants that you’re excusing all happen to you.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Get fucked you worthless sack of fascist shit
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You act as though you’re playing 6D chess when you’re just playing Nazi Checkers.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
JD Vance is such a piece of shit, his mother abused Vicodin to cope with having passed a bowel movement from her toxic twat.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 10/01/2026
A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You’re a clear and present danger to The American People, you deceptive sack of shit.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
How do you murder something that lacks humanity? If that knuckle dragging murderer had an incident months ago that resulted in stitches, the halfwit shouldn’t have been in the field. Dipshit.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Jelly Donut Vandercouch is more dangerous than child r pist Donald John Trump.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Go f ck yourself
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Imagine being married to a man whose boss sexually assaulted children
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
This is like having R Kelly save a victim from Diddy. You’re not that smart, Jelly Donut.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Anger of The Kremlin Concubine
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Ok, Jelly Donut.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Any comment on the Maryville Motorcade?
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Interestingly enough Southern Spear is Trump’s nickname for Lil Bubba
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
You could keep it concise next time and just copy/pasta, “My name is JD Vance and I am a lying sack of shit.”
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
To my understanding he has the runs a lot.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Chip Roy doesn’t understand, his entire party will be burning in Hell alongside him if it really was a place that existed.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The Republican Party is America’s ideological toilet.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Trump isn’t tracking anything. He’s too cognitively compromised to know where he is. That’s why you empty vessels in his administration need to resort to AI to make him look like someone he’ll never be.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
King Pedophile himself
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
That isn’t feces, that’s his mother’s ashes. Wait.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
They’re either a bot or someone who looks like a member of CPAP Company’s nazi group chat.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
It’s amazing how stupid you think we are. Go back to sucking off Peter Thiel when Usha is asleep and cope with the fact that Donald Trump is a sexual predator who assaulted minors and women with Ghislaine and Jeffrey. But you already knew that.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
JD thinks we’re dumb enough to fall for the lies he tells alongside his rapist of a boss. Fuck off, Vance.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Go fuck yourself, JD.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
JD likes to assert TP USA isn’t a bullshit hate group wrapped in a capitalist veneer. GFY.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The President of the United States is a serial rapist. GFY, JD.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
You act as though we don’t have eyes and ears. Just Dance Vance - Enemy of The Constitution
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Your boss is a rapist. You’re just a cuck sack of shit.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Go fuck yourself. You want to defend RFK Jr with transphobic bullshit? Whose dick did you suck anyway to get where you are?
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Considering your boss is a child rapist, it’s fitting he resides in crime central.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Unrelated. Is it weird that your boss is a child and female predator?
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Shut the whole kcuf up, JD.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Your boss is a pedophile
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Go pollute another platform with this garbage, you insidious cuck.
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
She thought she was getting an Epstein Visa
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Theo Pizza @theopizza.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
you come here to attack an already marginalized community? get fucked. blocked.
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