theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Not trying to start a new beef but I have been emailing Taylor dozens of songs I wrote about Travis' schlong and she didn't use ONE on her new album. 020
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Another Taylor Swift master play: by creating an album where people are calling her out for lame lyrics about non-existent haters, she is manifesting those haters into existence, thereby making those lyrics 100% honest and relevant. She's playing 5D chess with us. 10/10 album. 000
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I'm not loving this opener as much as I wish I was. Should I start a Substack while I wait for the headliner? 010
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Was there a Mighty Mighty Bosstone whose only job was to dance? 000
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 08/07/2025After giving it a little thought, I think it might be pretty cool to be married in a year in the suburbs. Why was that guy so pissed about it? 000
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Decided from now on our BlueSky followers will drive the creative direction of this band. It's a highly exclusive club. 010
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Hey to our 9 BlueSky followers should we start an acoustic cover series with songs inspiring our next album or would that be horrid? 110
Reposted by @theonlyhumans.bsky.socialQueer&Loathing @nolageek.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Saw a post on the clock app from the band The Only Humans, never heard of them until then and I think they’re my new favorite band. Obsessed with this song. open.spotify.com/track/399eWp...open.spotify.comReal VampiresThe Only Humans · It's a Beautiful Night. I Think I'll Disappear Forever. · Song · 2024 251
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 01/03/2025America needs new Haim music more than ever right now. 000
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 26/02/2025In a few short years, "Espresso" isn't going to make any sense to modern audiences and Sabrina is going to have to start singing "Switch 2 it up like Nintendo." 000
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 25/02/2025There should be an Oscar for "Best Use of 'I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)' by The Proclaimers To Show Us That Our Hero Is Really Turning Things Around." And anyone who's nominated, wins. 000
theonlyhumans.bsky.social @theonlyhumans.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The Electric Lady (2013) by Janelle Monae is already in my top 10 albums of 2025. 010
