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@theonlyamb.bsky.social
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“I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”

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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If he don’t get me a barber chair and station for the crib he gonna have to find a new barber. I’m tired of cutting hair in the kitchen!!!
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just toured our new house and the moment I say I want a barber chair and station suddenly this nigga want a man cave 🫩🙄
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
*screams into a pillow*
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
My sister a high school teacher, I work in cosmetology education but I work with adults and yall…. a lot of people don’t know how to read and it’s stressing me tf out
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I wanna be mad at the parents that these kids can’t read but then I remember a lot of adults can’t read themselves and we all just tryna survive this hell hole smh idk it’s all making me sad though
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“I feel proud of who I am, because you need me…”
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
In Kentucky for work, what’s up with all the alligator entrees? Every restaurant I’ve visited serves alligator and my thing is… where they getting all these alligators from?
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I love my sister so much like wow thank you God
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I don’t even give af when people do me wrong because this life has taught me over and over again that God don’t play about me bitch you WILL pay for your crimes against one of His faves babe
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
You gotta be careful who you love bc love make you do crazy things
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Musiq Soulchild’s “Miss You” is a Rolling Stones cover?!!!! I love that song so bad!!! Yall!! Ain’t nobody told me nothin!!!!
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My coworker asked why I don’t post more pictures of myself on socials and I just told her it’s not my cup of tea but in my mind I was thinking bitch I’m an Aquarius with 8th and 12th house placements
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I need some good news
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
No friends just fans you wouldn’t understand
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I wanted a small dollar sign on the side of my face/sideburn area…. I am SO GLAD I did not do that. (The two cherries might of been cute tho)
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
“Now let the joyful water fill your eyes up…”
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Working my first fashion show today… thinking back on all I’ve done in my career omg… I’m so proud of myself like if I wasn’t so busy I’d be crying tears of joy
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What Biggie said? Never meet your idols? Something like that mhmm now I understand
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Dallas, Orlando, Cancun, Vegas… I just wish these trips weren’t for work
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Oh the things I’d do for a good night’s rest…
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Sleep evades me when I’m outta town it’s like my body knows this ain’t my bed
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Weeping may endure for a night but JOY!!! Joy poppin pussy first thing and the morning baby and I’m waiting on her! I’m clapping for her!
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I’m not ready to have the KeKe Palmer conversation I’m just not
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I hate seeing people eat and/or drink in a bathroom, it disturbs my spirit in a way I can’t explain.
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There’s a black hair content creator that I recently discovered that has LONG natural hair…. yall she looks exactly like a 25yo version of my mother. Like so much so I sent a pic of her to my sister and she was FLABBERGASTED. Doppelgängers are real yall.
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Other than my son, nothing keeps me going with my head held high more than my old students hitting me up… it just warms my heart and lets me know I’m walking in my purpose. My impact has been small but baby it’s been REAL I love when they remind me 🥹🥰
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
That shit catchy as hell I hope babygirl a millionaire now
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Nobody: Me: *sings* Dr. Pepper babaaay is good and niiiiice 🤭
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“Why sell my soul when I know I’m God?” 😮‍💨
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’m really finna be 35 next month
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
HELLLLP! I’m a Black woman with full lips that can’t stop buying lip plumpers 😞
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I don’t even need lip plumper but that tingle… that burn… ughhhh I’m addicted
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My son so obsessed with the alphabet and numbers I’m concerned
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
After we opened gifts I realized some stuff was missing… y’all why I bought some gifts back in like October and hid them *somewhere* completely forgot about them and now I can’t find them 🫠🫠🫠
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
When Sasha Keable start yodeling on Why>>>>>>>>>>>
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
When I meet people irl one of the first few questions I’m asked is about socials and I’m like????? Baby I’m right here, enjoy this moment with me why you worried about an IG when IM RIGHT HERE
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is one of the many reasons I never cared about social media bc you can never truly know what’s real and what’s fake and I ain’t got the time
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Got drunk and started thinking about how many grown people in the US can’t read and it ruined my night 🙄😒😔☹️
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Face pretty I know I could prolly win a pageant baby
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My baby daddy a mechanic and his daddy and brothers LOVE me I’ll never be poor bitch 🙂‍↕️🙃
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
With my nigga every day it’s CHRISTMAS 🤪🥰😘
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
“Go ‘head and call that bank so I can shop ‘til I drop!”
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Let me go ahead and tell everyone imma be late tomorrow
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I just saw something that said beauty is more powerful than wisdom because wisdom means nothing if it isn’t applied, while beauty just… is. I gotta feeling that one is going to stick with me for life.
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Got a new waxer and while we was yappin she asked what I do for a living so I told her I’m in the industry as well and this girl thought I was a 304 I was like no girl I mean cosmetology lol
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Capricorn (mostly in work settings), Aries/Sagittarius, Cancer, and Libra
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
One of my stylists called me this morning mad bc she “been texting and calling me for weeks with no response” just to later apologize bc she realized she had the wrong number… smh that’s why you gotta be gracious even in upset so you don’t look stupid if you loud and wrong
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Bc I’m definitely the baddie driving around in a Nissan with a car seat in the back 🫣
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Every now and then when I’m riding round my city I think of the local nigga on here that said it’s always a bad bitch driving an Altima in our area and I be like damn I need to hurry up and get my BMW
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Ambe’s 🌍 @theonlyamb.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“He can’t buy no shit for me if he gon end up turnin ‘round and actin like I owe him…”
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