Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 09/01/2025bro I’m built like a grizzly bear that ate a samsung smart fridge, I need the cold. I’m like a lizard but in reverse 011
Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 22/12/2024McDonald’s stealing my data. They found out I like hamburgers 010
Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 18/12/2024What y’all gonna do when pokémon become real and you try to use a bitch ass pikachu on me but I use my deoxys to turn you mega autistic? 110
Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Bro how the FUCK do I have so many talented ass friends? It’s so wild to see what started as just a simple monster description, evolving into one of my favorite characters I have ever created. It’s so nice to see art of him. Y’all go follow @cbeedoodles.com right NOW 1112
Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 15/12/2024bro what if I die and my last public post is about big mommy milkers or something 010
Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I be pulling G Forces so insane on a forklift it would make an F22 Raptor Fighter Jet pilot shit themselves 030
Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Me when I realize I have sentience outside of my corporeal form and my astral projection is witnessing my physical manifestations of pain 041