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Goot

@theonetruegoose.bsky.social
13 followers 42 following 13 posts

Autistic guy saying funny things on the internet

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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
bro I’m built like a grizzly bear that ate a samsung smart fridge, I need the cold. I’m like a lizard but in reverse
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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
i need a mod that gives Arthur Morgan DD Cups
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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
McDonald’s stealing my data. They found out I like hamburgers
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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
What y’all gonna do when pokémon become real and you try to use a bitch ass pikachu on me but I use my deoxys to turn you mega autistic?
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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Bro how the FUCK do I have so many talented ass friends? It’s so wild to see what started as just a simple monster description, evolving into one of my favorite characters I have ever created. It’s so nice to see art of him. Y’all go follow @cbeedoodles.com right NOW
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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
bro what if I die and my last public post is about big mommy milkers or something
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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Slaughter To Prevail is deathcore for Trapt fans
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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I be pulling G Forces so insane on a forklift it would make an F22 Raptor Fighter Jet pilot shit themselves
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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Me when I realize I have sentience outside of my corporeal form and my astral projection is witnessing my physical manifestations of pain
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Goot @theonetruegoose.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You ever mammoth?
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