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Eric

@theofficialeric.bsky.social
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Dad. Partner. Friend. Follow for the bad life lessons and stay for the wildlife pictures. 😁 Also, no one from the cult please.

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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I guess MAGA was right about the red wave coming.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
We need more of this.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
They bought the presidency. They’re bought and paid for by Putin. They’re perpetrators of numerous non-consensual interactions with women. Of course they think they can buy Greenland without their consent.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 06/12/2024
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Driving through the snow this morning and I remembered a dumb thought little kid me had: “Why do they put salt down on top of roads? Why don’t they just mix it with the asphalt?” So young with all the answers. Blissful stupidity 😃
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a young boy is standing in front of a blackboard and writing 2 + 1 =
ALT: a young boy is standing in front of a blackboard and writing 2 + 1 =
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
That’s not fair. Democrats at least win occasionally. 😉
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Him tricking the idiots into thinking that he is a genius is one of the bigger scams of our generation. Everything Trump is obviously the biggest scam.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
And Switzerland apparently.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I guess you can see the Matterhorn from Canada. Flat Earthers are going to use this image as proof. You know it is true.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I guess I’m getting old because I don’t have the first clue who either of them are. Hah.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Ooo. A new conspiracy. These are always fun and funny….until you realize how dangerous this cult is.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Are you sure?
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a man with gray hair is smoking a pipe in a room and says `` he 's only mostly dead '' .
ALT: a man with gray hair is smoking a pipe in a room and says `` he 's only mostly dead '' .
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I think they like the horse de-wormer but a wormer does feel more appropriate for them.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It should be illegal to take money from Russia and spread their propaganda as well. Oh wait…
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
And pseudo-nerds.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Why? Don’t do that.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Pay attention USA. This is what dictators do as a power grab to keep and stay in power.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
But then you miss out on the chaos that ensues from the toxic fumes which is part of the pure blood experience. 😁 Raw milk can be added of course since it is a fine complement to any bacteria loving patriots diet.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
1 cup borax 1 cup bleach 1 cup vinegar 1 box of store bought macaroons Mix. (Jokes aside…don’t do that)
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Or maybe my grandmas famous BBV (Borax/Bleach/Vinegar) sandwich! (Jokes aside…don’t do that!)
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
We should start suggesting our favorite borax recipes to help them.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
From the creator of the 30/30 club 😀 This is the most Jameis Winston stat line that we will ever see.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Sweet. One of my lists already caught them all. I love lists in here. I need one for Only Fans, etc.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
👋
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I’m going to have to eat my words on Pickleball. I thought it looked like Tennis and Ping Pong had a baby that was dropped on its head….which is true. 😁 But, it’s a blast to play.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Maybe a squishy rock? Calling him a rock when he looks like this is hard…
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
So should we all go there to recreate accounts and bitch about it being down and then delete our accounts again?
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I assume this is a runway for launching to the moon.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Moral support and jokes. That’s more than enough!
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Or permission to leave an abusive relationship or toxic friendship or…. Oh wait. That’s Twitter.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
He doesn’t talk a lot so clearly Beaker 🙃
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
These are best kind of Mondays 😌
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Muppet Matrix. Make it happen.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This feels particularly true over the last month.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Pardoning his son for a non-violent crime that is almost never prosecuted without other accompanying charges isn’t in the same galaxy of Orange Shitstain’s pardons. Scooter Libby! That ass outed an undercover CIA officer. Pardoned by Trump. Trump’s list is the worst of the awful people.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The great thing about this post is it works for all of us. 😊
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Seems to be incrementing one per second consistently. I wonder if that is the frequency the servers process the new accounts in a queue. One per second means 86.4K accounts per day. 😊
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Yup. Leave it in the rear view. Even though it feels good to watch it burn, the real burn happens when you don’t think about it at all.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The pass and receiving one was a two for one. Right?
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Makes me wonder what Truth and Parler are then. 🤢
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Who was indicted and convicted of a crime that is almost never prosecuted on its own. Biden helping his son out of a lesser non-violent charge as a thank you for his service to this country seems like the least we can do.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
They’ll hit their high points first. Women’s right to vote (19th) will be early on.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Every video game? ET on Atari? 😜
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The schadenfreude over the next four years will be a small silver lining I suppose.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I don’t think he will run out of sex offenders to appoint.
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Washington Commanders @wshcommanders.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Time for a long awaited "Victory Monday"!
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The people who voted for it sure as hell don’t know how to spell it.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It’s that time of the year again.
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Eric @theofficialeric.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
To be fair, I think liberals are saying those things too. Don’t let the kids, mom and VP hog all the credit for being right! 😁
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