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Theo (she/her)

@theodott.bsky.social
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Neither straight nor a woman but I pass for both. I am The Infiltrator. Abolish ICE.

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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't believe he won't be there on Saturday. I chose a seat close to where I knew the Death Riders would be likely to enter, and he won't be there. None of this is right.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
None of this feels real, still, and some part of me is still hoping to wake up. Rest well, king.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That wonderful feeling when you feel like you just 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 to write something but the second you pull up a document suddenly you have never formed a word ever in your life and actually sentences are an urban legend
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Huh. Turns out after around 15 years my brain has decided to no longer hate peanut butter. Interesting.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thought I had: So it's a common complaint among more grammatically inclined people that "literally" has come to mean "figuratively", thereby devaluing the meaning of the word. And yes we can go into how language evolves and all that jazz but I think that's missing the point.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
would anybody happen to know if there are any good voice changers out there? I'd like to be able to stream with a masculine voice on boy days and my normal voice on girl days.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's a pining for top surgery, "but WHY can't I go on T?", conveniently forgetting I'll likely be a girl again tomorrow kind of night. God I wish I was AMAB
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My chances of running into Jon Moxley at Sam's Club are exceedingly slim but never 0 and frankly that knowledge haunts me
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No Kenny and the Bucks went first. How does TK expect me to pay attention to a whole 3hr Dynamite under these cond--ooh! Brodido!
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Arena 51
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ahem: 👇
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So, overall I really like Starfleet Academy, but there's one thing that really sticks out to me as confusing and kind of indefensible. In the first episode, there's a gag where rebel boy Caleb refuses to get a regulation haircut, only to recieve a nonconsentual one via sci-fi shenanigans.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Affecting precisely nothing beyond my own satisfaction, I will now be using ~ as punctuation to denote when a statement I have written is intended to be read as sarcasm. That is all.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
FOR THE LAST TIME, THE YOUNG BUCKS BETRAYING KENNY IS NOT A PATTERN OF BEHAVIOR. Kenny betraying the BUCKS, however, is. The Bucks will use and discard other men like so many tissues, but Kenny Omega is, was, and will always be the exception.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I propose a new rule for AEW. Men are only allowed as much time on Collision as women get on Dynamite.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe it's because I'm ace, but something has been really confusing and worrying me lately. There's this pervasive narrative I keep seeing that men who don't perform oral sex on women are inherently selfish and substandard lovers, and it just strikes me as...really gross and creepy?
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tell me how I've been with my man for 10 years and I STILL apologize for talking too much, no matter how many times he's told me he loves to listen to me go off about something I'm interested in.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The more I see of Lio Rush lately the more I think that we are NOT theorizing enough about whatever eldritch entity he encountered to make him like this. I, for one, think we should be way more concerned about what it wants and what it's going to do to get it.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
wait a minute wait a minute. So Swerve is in a match with Daniel Garcia which is, thematically, all about Will Ospreay but he's wearing gear that references Kenny Omega losing the world championship to Adam Page? This man really can't let the curtains just be blue, can he?
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm not gonna lie, New Day's non-compete is shaping up to be the longest 3 months has felt for as long as I can remember. Time has been hurtling by for the last, like, six years but NOW it decides to chill the fuck out and mosey along?
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I have a harder time climbing actual stairs than Nick Jackson has climbing the ropes
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I booked a 5¼★ show, think you can book five stars? 5¼★ · SHOW OF THE YEAR 5starbooker.com/s/GHkidUkPC9M 🤼
5starbooker.com
5 Star Booker: 5¼★ SHOW OF THE YEAR
I booked a 5¼★ show, think you can book five stars?
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Re: my last post - does anyone with ND issues have any suggestions for going to an event that you *know* will overstimulate you? AEW keeps doing back-to-back shows in Cincy and I'm destroyed by the end of Collision and I'd like to prepare for that so I don't have to leave early and miss RoH.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Apologizing publicly to Jon Moxley. He asked me to stay for the RoH taping and I always have before but I was overstimulated to the point of shutting down completely. I'm sorry, King, I didn't want to let you down.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And we've reached the overstimulated AF portion of attending back to back AEW shows. I miss when they'd do Collision live on Saturday and I had a couple days to recover in between.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The view from my seat. Please #AEW, put up some monitors or SOMETHING so we can SEE!
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Watching #Collision with my girl!
My Mini Moné puppet from the merch stand at Collision posed like she's watching the show from the seat beside mine.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I shook Speedball's hand!
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
For the love of God #AEW please invest in some bleachers or something I can't see shit.
A picture from the AEW Dynamite main event. The ring is completely obscured by the backs of people's heads.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Going to Dynamite and Collision this week! It's the first time going to an event with one of my online friends who watches AEW with me every week, I'm so stoked!
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Oh. Wow. This is the first Trans Day of Visibility since I came out. Um. Yeah, no, I still don't want to be perceived. Please continue perceiving and celebrating everyone else, though.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
youtu.be/40uR9nV4C9A?...
youtu.be
YouTube: The Online Predator's Best Friend
YouTube video by Stephanie Sterling
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
May be a controversial take, but I kinda dislike how they made Frankie nb in the Monster High reboot. I mean, I dislike a LOT about the Monster Hight reboot, but I really feel off about how Frankie is the only one who gets to be nb because they're made of multiple people's parts. Why?
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Being gender fluid sucks actually. Just putting that out there. One of the worst things my brain could have decided to do to me.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
TBH I've never come out of a PPV feeling this unhappy before. Not nearly enough highlights to make up for the lows, I just really, really did not enjoy that.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Guys do I like women's hockey? No no no I'm already hip deep into pro wrestling I CANNOT fall into another athletic obsession. Curse you Emily Clark! Curse yoooooou!
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Who do I talk to about creating a minecraft mod? For reasons.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
All this rain is kicking my ass. I feel like I've been sedated, all I do anymore is sleep.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I know I'm in boy mode when I can't stop thinking about buying pants from the men's section. Seriously. Pants. Of all things to fixate on. But I want them so bad I can feel it in my teeth.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Has anyone written a zombie apocolypse story featuring Waffle House employees? I feel like there's comedy gold there.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Should also say, to any of the three people who might read this, if you have any exceptionally good wlw book recs I'd love to have them. (Don't say Gideon the 9th, it's already in my TBR)
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'm entertaining the idea of writing a Sapphic romance. I don't have a Sapphic bone in my body (unless Audrey Hepburn is involved because I'm not *dead*), and when I can't understand a perspective I tend to try writing it. Get out of my head and into someone else's to see from a different angle.
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Brick Meatcastle @brickmeatcastle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"Hey guys, let's meet for lunch and brainstorm our new trios gear. I know just the spot..." - @speedballbailey.bsky.social probably 🤼 #AEWCollision
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I feel like people don't talk about the incidental intimacy of relationships enough. We tend to focus in on the exceptional points and just sort of skate over the more mundane aspects of loving someone day-to-day.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
There's nothing that makes me feel more centered and okay than taking care of my bf. Even just making him some egg salad, there are so many little intentional choices I can make to demonstrate that I'm thinking of him and it makes me feel so tangible, so present. It's amazing on bad brain days.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Why does eating have to be so fucking hard? It's a requirement for survival it shouldn't be this FUCKING HARD
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Fudge. Grew up surrounded by the stuff every December and now I can barely stand it.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I keep feeling guilty about sitting cross-legged in my chair until I remember I bought it specifically for that purpose.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Toni Storm. I started watching AEW toward the end of the Outcasts run and I hated it. I dreaded every match they were in because it was always the same thing. I never would have imagined she would one day break out of the trio and become my queen.
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Theo (she/her) @theodott.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Weird how when I read back over my own writing everything seems to flow so naturally on the page, but I can still remember how much I struggled getting it there. It's such a weird disconnect, how much effort it takes to make it look effortless.
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