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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿

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Dad was a 2NZEF POW ANTIFA AF. Noodle did NOT fall far from the colander. Use your noddle, rebuke C'thulhu. Vote like the most vulnerable people's lives depend on it.

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Note their key note speaker from their last retreat...

“As for the Republicans -- how can one regard seriously a frightened, greedy, nostalgic huddle of tradesmen and lucky idlers who shut their eyes to history and science, steel their emotions against decent human sympathy, cling to sordid and provincial ideals exalting sheer acquisitiveness and condoning artificial hardship for the non-materially-shrewd, dwell smugly and sentimentally in a distorted dream-cosmos of outmoded phrases and principles and attitudes based on the bygone agricultural-handicraft world, and revel in (consciously or unconsciously) mendacious assumptions (such as the notion that real liberty is synonymous with the single detail of unrestricted economic license or that a rational planning of resource-distribution would contravene some vague and mystical 'American heritage'...) utterly contrary to fact and without the slightest foundation in human experience? Intellectually, the Republican idea deserves the tolerance and respect one gives to the dead.”
― H.P. Lovecraft
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Geography may vary, political conservative remains BS. ...

“As for the Republicans -- how can one regard seriously a frightened, greedy, nostalgic huddle of tradesmen and lucky idlers who shut their eyes to history and science, steel their emotions against decent human sympathy, cling to sordid and provincial ideals exalting sheer acquisitiveness and condoning artificial hardship for the non-materially-shrewd, dwell smugly and sentimentally in a distorted dream-cosmos of outmoded phrases and principles and attitudes based on the bygone agricultural-handicraft world, and revel in (consciously or unconsciously) mendacious assumptions (such as the notion that real liberty is synonymous with the single detail of unrestricted economic license or that a rational planning of resource-distribution would contravene some vague and mystical 'American heritage'...) utterly contrary to fact and without the slightest foundation in human experience? Intellectually, the Republican idea deserves the tolerance and respect one gives to the dead.”
― H.P. Lovecraft
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This one might work better...
If National's billboards were honest... F'ing the Basics. Bugger the Future.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Neil Waka is cooked, condolences to his family. Nuclear free #Gaza looks quite a lot like mid August '45 Hiroshima. Can he explain the difference?
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fixed it!
The reality of tax policy corrected after Advertising Standards Authority determines National Party campaign ads are misleading.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Chris Bishop's public housing miracle... #nzpol #oneTermGovernment #ditchThePricks
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The beauty of foreshadowing... #nzpol
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Israel cares about what C'thulhu tells them to care about. His message for years has been...[not an endorsement]
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In 2023, I thought the wannabe CoC were idiots, I was wrong they are worse - akin to the GE shoggoth almost self aware but not quite to guarantee no new slave revolt - at least by them. They serve the great old ones. Luxon meets his lord...
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Excellent....
Keep calm and make orcs cry hard again.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Let more orcs come to Ukraine, they keep finding C'thulhu - as a sort of religious experience for them and breakfast buffet for him. With all the phosphorus in the decomp, expected boosted future agricultural yields.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What National means by progress.... Arlington St, Wellington. 2023 & 2026...
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@iamprettyawesome.bsky.social @patbrittenden.bsky.social @chewienz.bsky.social @xkaosmagex.bsky.social Bluesky announced today that they expanded video uploads to 300MB... bsky.app/profile/bsky...
runtime for 300MB
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Now you're gettin' it.
C'thulhu rises above the sea to bring madness and destruction.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
And priorities ...
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Post a meme made by you
Forget elf on a shelf - upgrade to poltroon on a pontoon.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And now without fake tan...
Trump minus fake tan is Emperor Palpatine.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
He gets the greatest advice - from C'thulhu. Eek!
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
What we have here is a government with the common sense of the Elder Gods.
C'thulhu rises to bring madness and destruction.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Update
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Mountain TUI brings us an image of fascism that should terrifying us all... #nzpol
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
My morning....
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Upgrade to poltroon on a pontoon. #nzpol
Forget Elf on a shelf, upgrade to Poltroon on a pontoon
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Google results on renewable energy nations, Albania, Bhutan, Ethiopia, Iceland, Nepal,Paraguay,DRC.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Making land fall near Te Puke - is climate change coming for Luxon? Perhaps not, but respect physics or get trash by it. #nzPol
Cyclone Vaianu hits near Te Puke
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Naw man, he's just a R'lyehn Elder. ...
C'thulhu rises to bring madness and destruction...
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Symptoms of a late stage National led coalition... #nzpol
Boarded up public housing and high fuel prices.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Tools to help navigate political spin to find real policy and direction. #nzpol paultheotherone.com/vote2026/
screenshot
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
There is a reason to doubt $14M in political donations when to vertebrates. Such donations are not made for human concerns.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I don't know, that does way more expensive than they are willing to spend.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
At this point I'd settle for Luxo taking inspiration from Matt 25:41.
Matt 25:41
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
... in half the time, Nicky No Boats will add about $90B to core crown debt to what was inherited. Surely C'thulhu is impressed by such corruption from that which outwardly appears to be a mere vertebrate, even if questionably so.
Gross NZ debt 2026
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So this tells us the CoC is lying with pants on fire as the Ardern/Robertson reduced gross core debt by $62B. but, it gets worse...
Gross NZ Debt 2023
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
About $59b(net). Starting from roughly $0b debt, after Clark/Cullen. Gross crown debt as at June 2017 - $197B.
Gross NZ government debt 2009-2017.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Make this investment.
Pitchfork revolution
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
By vote or other means change the government for a more affordable NZ. The other means....
pitch fork
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Truly, I say unto you, they serve C'thulhu. C'thulhu...
C'thulhu rises to bring madness and destruction.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#nzpol arms bill
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Steeped in the culture of R'lyeh.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This government is in it for C'thulhu...
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
But consider Washington's response... "But, but he had a pew pew..."
Death Star
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Alex had a legal conceal carry licence , at no point did he reach for it. Another angle of the gun taken according to DOJ...
Death Star
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
DOJ releases photo of gun seized from Alex Pretti...
Death Star
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Another angle of the gun The Trump administration claims federal agents pulled from Alex Pretti's holster....
Self propelled gun.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Another gun not seized before executing Alex.
imperial stormtrooper laser blaster.
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