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Theo Castleman

@theocastleman.bsky.social
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book recs & author dreams 📚✨️ fantasy, romance, & monster smut 👽🍆 just wanna read filth & eat cheese 🤷‍♀️🧀 gremlin thoughts @ no charge 😈 queer | 🚫 GenAI | 🔞 | facists fuck off

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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis @lluisabadias.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Women will literally just see this and type "husband".
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
🐈‍⬛️☀️🌿🖤✨️ #authorsky #booksky
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
51% through Dead Emma by @sylviamorrow.bsky.social and I am having the BEST FUCKING TIME 👻✨️👏 #booksky
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
My current hyperfixation playlist is: - emergence by sleep token - the giver by chappel roan - the entire tsunami sea album by spiritbox And NOTHING else, on a continuous loop for the next 4 months ✨️
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Author C.A. Chaplin @cachaplin.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
What would you do if you found out you had TWO soulmates and your people’s entire future rested in the claws of the one who’d always been their enemy? SILVER STAR, RED DRAGON Book One of the Soulbound Song a.co/d/4bkDm8E
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I have a training today & tomorrow for my full time job, but all I really wanna do is read smut. And snack. Boooooo 🫠 #booksky
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy capitalist love day or whatever 🙃🖤✨️
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Update: now watching Yellowjackets. holy SHIT 🐝👀🩸
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Snacks? Aquired. Loungewear? Meat suit is clothed & COZY. Filthy books? Within arm's reach. Let the rotting commence 😈✨️ #booksky
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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @mothsprout.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
✷ TRASH ANIMALS ✷
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I probably don't even need to say this, BUT. Me not posting about every nightmarish thing is not because I am not internally (or externally!) screaming multiple times per day, i just figure you heard about it from 100 other people posting about each new nightmare. I assure you, my soul is cracking.
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
To the indie authors on here: thank you. Thank you for creating and sharing your art with us. The literal only thing keeping me going sometimes is magical, beautiful literary escapism. So thank you all for creating those worlds we can escape to along with you. 🖤✨️ #authorsky #booksky
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Me any time I see someone review a book that I love poorly (how dare y'all) 👿
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This closet re-org I've gotta do tomorrow is going to be a * monumental* task. Trying to pick a filthy audiobook to fuel me - any recs, #booksky? The choice paralysis is hitting hard today 🫠 (Prefer fantasy settings, monsters/aliens/demons, and at least a little gay please 😉🖤✨️) kthanksbyeeeee
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Theo Castleman @theocastleman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Learning new social media platforms 🫠😭 But alas, desperate times and all that bullshit. Interests: - fantasy/romance 📚🧝‍♀️ - indie/queer/poc books 🌈✨️ - monster romance 👽🍆💦 - gardening 🍃 - bad omens/spiritbox/sleep token 🖤🔮 - cheese 🧀 Let's be friends. I'll only bite if you want me to. 😉 #books
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